Phantom Roxas Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 Xemnas Gumfalcon enters Xemo through the mouth, then reforms around him through every possible opening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 The Sandworm dies. Xemnas Gumfalcon goes inside Xemo, but Xemo farts and turns Xemnas Gumfalcon into a big gum bubble coming out of...yeah... Xemo HP = 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 I take off my costume to reveal that I am really Chuck Norris, and I kick the crap out of Xemo with my ultimate American kung-fu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 Xemnas Gumfalcon reforms himself in shoots up Xemo's rear-end, then comes out of mouth, destroying all internal organs in his way in the process, including the heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 Xemo has no heart, but blows up anyway - then reforms. Xemo HP = 5 Meahwhile, Mikhail watches on a monitor as everyone goes through the nonsense. "Blast it," he said as he lies on a platform nursing his wounds, "They were stronger than I thought. How much longer until I can recover from this?" The monitor next to him revealed that he would be fully recovered in 24 hours... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 Me (Chuck Norris) kicks the monitor to the sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 Xemnas Gumfalcon solidifies and smashes Xemo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 Me (Chuck Norris) kicks the monitor to the sun. Sorry' date=' not happening. You're nowhere near the monitor...[/i'] Xemnas Gumfalcon solidifies and smashes Xemo. Xemo is smashes, but resolidifies again. Laughing a little, he coughs up a pork chop and wields it as a weapon... Xemo HP = 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckmasta2020 Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 I perform Konohagakure hidan: Taijutsu ougi: Sennin Gurushi(A thousand years of pain) on xemo. Tsunade then jumps above the now airborne xemo and does a spinning axe kick sending him into the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 Xemo cannot pronounce the attack you just used and suffers from a headache because of it. On the way down from the crushing blow of Tsunade's kick, Xemo grabs her shoe and eats it. It heals him before he hits the ground. Xemo HP = 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 I take off my costume to show that I am a carrot and I sit by Xemo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 I summon Blacwing - Blizzard of the North Pole and activate Dark Wave, which turns Xemnas Falcon to a Level 8. Then I tune Blizzard and Gumfalcon. The gum composition that made up Xemnas Gumfalcon transforms into a adamantium claymore. However, the physical manifestation of Xemnas remains, but the tuning with Blizzard of the North Pole makes him far more bird-like in appearance. He is only slightly taller, but the claymore is twice as large as him. This new warrior takes the claymore and wields it in one hand with relative ease. Synchro Summon, Blackwing - Xemnas of the Berserk Tempest Next I activate Assault Mod Activate, which allows me to tribute my new monster in order to summon the Level 12 Blacking - Xemnas of the Berserk Tempest/Assault Mode. Xemnas then smashes Xemo with his massive claymore. "So you in the afterlife, Moe." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 Xemo shatters into confetti (like YGO monsters), but appears behind you and says, "THat was pretty painful. Want a cookie? before punching you in the face and giving you a purple nurple... Xemo HP = 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 I back up an inch to avoid the attack, then slash the Oblivion downwards through Xemo. I then devour the cookie, enjoying my victory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 I go into Xemo's hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 The cookie gives you explosive diarrhea. True Destiny goes into Xemo's head, but gets lost and finds the Math Teacher of Doom... Xemo HP = 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 [align=center]OoC: I'm a carrot. IC: Still in Xemo's hand, I wait for him to eat me.[/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smear Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 I throw a chair near him and make him sit on the chair. I then sitck him to the chair with STICKY TAPE!!! and make him listen to... ......... THRILLER - MICHAEL JACKSON!! DUN DUN DAHHHHH =P If that fails.. I shoot him >.<' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 I run to the bathroom while Xemnas takes my place. Xemnas's claymore turns out to have a bazooka attached the hit, which he uses to obliterate Xemo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Gourmet Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 I sit in an extremely soft recliner and surround it with a cage of explosive spikes. I then load myself into a cannon and shoot myself at Xemo, promtly ejecting myself out beforehand. If that doesn't work, I throw a box of extremely salty saltines at him.(No, I don't know why.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 I summon Longcat. Longcat does a barrel roll and crushes Xemo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 Xemo dies, but the Math Teacher of Doom comes out and assigns everyone long division homework. Math Teacher of Doom HP = 14 Mikhail watches on the monitor and thinks to himself, "The Dream Master seems to be doing his job well. At this rate, I should be fully recovered in time to return and destroy those idiots while they're still under his spell". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Encalade Shinamisu Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 May I join this also? I will be a Sound Engineer[like a magician, but all technology instead] If so... Fury waves attack, energy ripples underground, causing a small earthquake... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 Anyone and everyone is allowed to join in the fun The MToD looks at the ground and laughs... MToD HP = 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Encalade Shinamisu Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 Sound cover, shielding allies from anything but sound, water or wind related attacks for one round... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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