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OOT: Nine out of ten Mudkips recommend Trident gum! It's explode-ariffic!

 

IT: I summon a gigantic desu to crush the math teacher. Everyone knows that Japanese > math.

 

MToD calculates the density of the Desu and changes it ever so slightly to cause it to collapse into another dimension...

 

Mineku uses physics>Math+Science.

Official pwnage spell activated.

Charge up time: 4 rounds...

 

While you charge up, the MToD gives you 50 of the hardest Calculus questions in existence. You're not allowed to use the attack until you solve them all...

 

MToD HP = 13

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[it'd be too easy... Plus boring...]

Mineku discharges attack' date=' leaving only energy left over, energy bombards teacher...

[/quote']

 

Minamimoto has been summoned twice in this thread already - and it wasn't boring OR easy.

 

MToD pulls out a book similar to Zexion's and absorbs the attack. Zexion walks up, takes the book, and kicks the MToD in the shin before walking off...

 

MToD HP = 12

 

I summon goatse to petrify the teacher.

 

Goatse couldn't pass the ACT, so the attack is negated...

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I throw my paper planes around the classroom. THen I grab the 1 metre ruler and smack the MToD in the back of the head.

 

I then play my iPod in class and the MToD gets angry. But very very tired at screaming at me. So the MToD goes to bedz. Then I get my rocket launcher and blow its brains out. ^_^

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Minamimoto, who still hasn't disappeared (What happened to the Party HP, anyway?) reverts to his human form and approaches the MToD.

 

Minamimoto: "What is pi to the power of zetta divided by zero?"

 

Suddenly, Data Zexion appears as well.

 

Data Zexion: "Rihanna is making zero sandwiches while mouthing off at 250 words per minute. The number of times Chris Brown can punch her is a function (X+2), if X is proportional to Rihanna's jabroniiness. How much sheet is beaten out of Rihanna? Answer in units of Whoop Ass."

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MToD explodes from the paradox of where the party HP went - which restores the Party HP meter back. Unfortunately, the effect of the dream world has affected your max HP. A figure known as the Dream Master appears before the party with a ticked look on his face. "You'll never get out of this world alive"...

 

BATTLE

 

Dream Master HP = 2,500,000

 

Party HP = 2,000,000

Captain Stupid HP = 1,000,000

GUMDUCK HP = 1,000,000

Sho Minamimoto HP = 1,000,000

 

If you're wondering what happened to everybody else, the dream world budget ran out and teleported them back to their own plane of existence...

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Attempts to throw a nightmare at the dream master...

 

The Dream Master merely laughs and glares at the nightmare. "You now serve ME! Obey or die!" With that, the nightmare turned around to face its creator. It lets out a fierce roar...

 

GUMDUCK assumes a defensive position to intercept any incoming attacks...

 

Dream Master HP = 2,500,000

Nightmare HP = 700,000

 

Party HP = 2,000,000

Captain Stupid HP = 1,000,000

GUMDUCK HP* = 1,000,000

Sho Minamimoto HP = 1,000,000

 

* = Defensive Position

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