bury the year Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 (I guess I'm a Memetic Summoner.) I summon my Mudkip Squad, consisting of 10 Mudkips who each have 1 HP. In essence, they act as 1 unit with 10 HP. I order them to grow razor-sharp fangs and attack the math teacher dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 Calculating the flaw in your barrier, the MToD fires a loud wet fart at the party at the perfect trajectory - but it does absolutely nothing to the party other than gross everyone out... MToD HP = 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 You forgot the 'kips... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Encalade Shinamisu Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 Barrier falls apart, Mineku energy drained, half energy for two rounds, gross out prevents him from proper attack. Mineku attack skipped... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 MToD sees the Mudkips and throws out some treats. Nine of the ten Mudkips go for the treats - then explode. The lone Mudkip bits the MToD's foot. MToD HP = 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 OOT: Nine out of ten Mudkips recommend Trident gum! It's explode-ariffic! IT: I summon a gigantic desu to crush the math teacher. Everyone knows that Japanese > math. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Encalade Shinamisu Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 Mineku uses physics>Math+Science.Official pwnage spell activated.Charge up time: 4 rounds... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 OOT: Nine out of ten Mudkips recommend Trident gum! It's explode-ariffic! IT: I summon a gigantic desu to crush the math teacher. Everyone knows that Japanese > math. MToD calculates the density of the Desu and changes it ever so slightly to cause it to collapse into another dimension... Mineku uses physics>Math+Science.Official pwnage spell activated.Charge up time: 4 rounds... While you charge up, the MToD gives you 50 of the hardest Calculus questions in existence. You're not allowed to use the attack until you solve them all... MToD HP = 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Encalade Shinamisu Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 [Damn, this would be a job for Minamimoto...]Cheats on test and goes into second stage of charging... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 You can summon Minamimoto to help, you know... MToD catches you cheating and gives you MORE Calculus problems - as well as a few other math problems. You also get smacked upside the head with a ruler... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Encalade Shinamisu Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 [it'd be too easy... Plus boring...]Mineku discharges attack, leaving only energy left over, energy bombards teacher... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 I summon goatse to petrify the teacher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 [it'd be too easy... Plus boring...]Mineku discharges attack' date=' leaving only energy left over, energy bombards teacher...[/quote'] Minamimoto has been summoned twice in this thread already - and it wasn't boring OR easy. MToD pulls out a book similar to Zexion's and absorbs the attack. Zexion walks up, takes the book, and kicks the MToD in the shin before walking off... MToD HP = 12 I summon goatse to petrify the teacher. Goatse couldn't pass the ACT, so the attack is negated... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Encalade Shinamisu Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 PWN punches teacher... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 MToD manages to figure out the mathematical value of PWN before it hits, reducing the damage done. It still hurts, though MToD HP = 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smear Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 I throw my paper planes around the classroom. THen I grab the 1 metre ruler and smack the MToD in the back of the head. I then play my iPod in class and the MToD gets angry. But very very tired at screaming at me. So the MToD goes to bedz. Then I get my rocket launcher and blow its brains out. ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Encalade Shinamisu Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 that's powerplay... -_- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Gourmet Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 I summon a bookcase, fill it with calculus, physics, and english books, make it burst into flames, and have it fall on the teacher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckmasta2020 Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 I summon that math guy from the tv show numbers to have a mathematical duel to the death with MToD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Pennar Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 I Summon Myself and use my Sheer, Nearly Infinite Intellect to Confuse the MToD with one of my Insanely Complex Riddles.... "How do you spell 'Supercalifraginisticexpealadocious'?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 Minamimoto, who still hasn't disappeared (What happened to the Party HP, anyway?) reverts to his human form and approaches the MToD. Minamimoto: "What is pi to the power of zetta divided by zero?" Suddenly, Data Zexion appears as well. Data Zexion: "Rihanna is making zero sandwiches while mouthing off at 250 words per minute. The number of times Chris Brown can punch her is a function (X+2), if X is proportional to Rihanna's jabroniiness. How much sheet is beaten out of Rihanna? Answer in units of Whoop Ass." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Encalade Shinamisu Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 [answer to that question is zero... kinda simple...] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 MToD explodes from the paradox of where the party HP went - which restores the Party HP meter back. Unfortunately, the effect of the dream world has affected your max HP. A figure known as the Dream Master appears before the party with a ticked look on his face. "You'll never get out of this world alive"... BATTLE Dream Master HP = 2,500,000 Party HP = 2,000,000Captain Stupid HP = 1,000,000GUMDUCK HP = 1,000,000Sho Minamimoto HP = 1,000,000 If you're wondering what happened to everybody else, the dream world budget ran out and teleported them back to their own plane of existence... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Encalade Shinamisu Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 Attempts to throw a nightmare at the dream master... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 Attempts to throw a nightmare at the dream master... The Dream Master merely laughs and glares at the nightmare. "You now serve ME! Obey or die!" With that, the nightmare turned around to face its creator. It lets out a fierce roar... GUMDUCK assumes a defensive position to intercept any incoming attacks... Dream Master HP = 2,500,000Nightmare HP = 700,000 Party HP = 2,000,000Captain Stupid HP = 1,000,000GUMDUCK HP* = 1,000,000Sho Minamimoto HP = 1,000,000 * = Defensive Position Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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