六兆年と一夜物語 Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 I become a beast and bite the Guy's head off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 I shot him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Is that barrier still there? If not I summon gandalf the grey, gandalf the white, "Monty python and the holy grail"'s black knight, benito mussolini, the blue meanie, cowboy curtis, jambi the genie, robocop, the terminator, captain kirk, darth vader, lo pan, superman, every single power ranger, Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emonessex Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 OoC: Oh god, not a Monty Python reference. >_<IC: I hire Cad Bane to assinate the guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 OOC: that is not monty python, you sir are a fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 That is The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, emonessex. Data Roxas tears emonessex limb from limb for his ignorance and beats the guy with the different appendages. Then Data Roxas decapitates the guy with Oblivion and pierces the guy's heart with Oathkeeper for good measure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emonessex Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 OoC: No comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 The guy just stares at you, then turns around and redubs Code Geass in a horrific manner... Guy HP = 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Data Roxas tears emonessex limb from limb for his ignorance and beats the guy with the different appendages. Then Data Roxas decapitates the guy with Oblivion and pierces the guy's heart with Oathkeeper for good measure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 The guy laughs because he has no heart. He is really Xemo, the fifteenth member of Organization XIII who is....well, an idiot. Xemo HP = 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Then Data Roxas decapitates the guy with Oblivion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emonessex Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 I force Xemo to listen to 'If U Seek Amy'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Xemo respawns his head and listens to "If you Seek Amy" with no problems. Xemo HP = 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckmasta2020 Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 I make xemo listen to The lonely islands cd Incredibad for 72 hours straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Xemo doesn't mind since he already owns that CD, but somehow gets a ruptured eardrum when Harvey the Wonder Hamster falls on the volume knob and cranks it up to 12... Xemo HP = 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Draco Cantus eats one of Xemo's legs with one head, another leg with the second head, one arm with the third head, the other arm with the fourth head, and Xemo's head with the last head. Then Ovis Cantus pounds Xemo's torso and eats it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 They both get horrible indigestion and wind up barfing up the remains. Pulling a Terminator 2 stunt, the barfed up chunks merge back together into Xemo. Xemo HP = 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Data Roxas casts Blizzaja on Xemo, freezing him, then pushes him into a conveniently-placed tank of molten steel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Gourmet Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 I implement Lock On to raise my accuracy and the spell Drunk Vision to both Mikhail and Astral Warlord' date=' dizzying them and throwing their accuracy off. Meanwhile, I charge up. (This will take one turn.)[/quote'] Hmmmm......It seems I was charging and forgot....Anyhoo, I use the stored energy to strengthen an unleashed matter-disrupting sonicboom directed straight at Xemo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Xemo comes back to life and says "Good thing I spent my last quarter on that extra life instead of that ice cream cone" Xemo HP = 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 *Finally comes across the man that stole my quarter many many years ago, and attacks him with many quick slashes of my sword* (For all of you that don't know, I'll be acting as Saix from Organization XIII, with a different attitude.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Xemo pulls out a penny and defends against the frantic sword slashes with it. Afterwards, he says, "A penny for your thoughts and a shield for me"... Xemo HP = 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 *notices that that's the same penny he took from my mother, my families greatest heirloom, and summons forth countless Berserker Nobodies* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Xemo bribes the Berserker Nobodies with candy and takes them into his van. After about 10 minutes, he comes out of the van with his health full replenished. (I'll let you try and figure out what happened) Xemo HP = 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 I go into the feetle position as my nobodies hotwire his van, ready to run him over as payback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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