Saturn of Elemia Posted April 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Xemo laughs as the van blows up. Seems the Nobodies found the bomb... Xemo HP = 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 I open a portal and retreat into it, awaiting my party to fight along side me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Xemo picks his nose and throws what he picked into the portal behind you before it closes. Once in the portal, it mutates into a Booger Monster and eats you... Xemo HP = 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 OoC: WTF!? IC: I summon 4 Berserker Nobodies, take one of their swords, and we all charge at it from different sides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 The Booger Monster explodes into thousands of little black boogers and covers everybody. They start to burn through the skin... Xemo HP = 15Black Boogers HP = 1 each x 50,000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Flees from them, running for infinity inside my portal, horrified of the memories from Moja. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 The black boogers give chase. Meanwhile, Xemo and everyone else watches on a big screen TV as you run away screaming... Xemo HP = 15Black Booger HP = 1 each x 50,000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Opens a portal inside my portal, leading to a desolate wasteland in between dimensions, and hurls myself through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Beelejuice comes up and slaps you on the behind while saying, "Hey there. How ya doing?" Meanwhile, Xemo breaks the TV and throws the glass at people. Unfortunately, he cuts his big toe in the process... Xemo HP = 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 I close the portal behind me, kiss Beetlejuice, and tell him he's now my jabroni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Beetlejuice says "Okay", then takes off the costume to reveal.....RICKY MARTIN!!! Ricky Martin HP = 2Xemo HP = 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 I open the portal, leading back to Xemo, and me and Ricky Martin step out. I then command him to sing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 A Sandworm comes out of the portal and eats Ricky Martin. Xemo laughs and spawns another Booger Monster. Xemo HP = 15Sandworm HP = 30Booger Monster HP = 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 *facepalms* There's no way I can deal with these three alone. *gets all three of them into a game of Monopoly, which takes forever to finish* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 The Booger Monster complains about not being able to get out of jail, Xemo starts sneaking $500 bills in his pocket every other turn, and the Sandworm has half the board with 4 Motels on each property. All of a sudden, Mr. T comes in and kicks the game board for no reason at all... Xemo HP = 15Sandworm HP = 30Booger Monster HP = 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 *places horns on Mr. T's head, and then paints a red bulls-eye on the backs of Xemo, Sandworm, and Booger Monster* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Mr. T charges at the Booger Monster and goes right through it. The Sandworm eats Mr. T, only to realize that he was covered in boogers. Disgusted by the idea, the Sandworm barfs up Mr. T in the direction of Xemo. Unable to dodge, Xemo gets hit by Mr. T and is knocked unconsious... Xemo HP = 7Sandworm HP = 25Booger Monster HP = 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Wow. That worked better than I thought. *I swing down at Xemo with my sword, using all my might* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Gourmet Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 I give Mr. T the tank in this: And have him charge after the villains, throwing Snickers Bars at them while randomly firing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 A doctor comes to Aximil. Doctor: "Mister Aximil, I've returned with the test results. It seems that every single one of your Berserker Nobodies somehow had AIDs. They may survive for a month or so, but if they contract anything like....cancer or something, they may die instantly." Data Roxas: "Doctor, I believe that a man by the name of Xemo..."interacted" with them." Doctor: "Xemo, you say? *Checks his charts* That man doesn't seem to have medical insurance, and a police report states that he is an enemy of the state. If he were to die of any means, no one would be charged." Understanding this, Xemnas Gumfalcon covers Xemo, the Sandworm, and the Booger Monster and gives them cancer. He then proceeds to shrink in size to crush the trapped victims to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emonessex Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 I pull out maker hooks, climb up the sandworm, and turn it towards Xemo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Xemo starts to chew on Xemnas Gumfalcon, who doesn't enjoy it. The Booger Monster explodes and the Sandworm falls asleep. Unfortunately, the Sandworm falls on Xemo. Xemo HP = 4Sandworm HP = 25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 *I grab emonessex, wrap him in a grenade suit, pull each pin, and throw him at the Sandworm* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrometheusMFD Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 I cast enhanced Magic Missile on both of them ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Gourmet Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 I summon a giant tsunami to erode and swamp the Sandworm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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