六兆年と一夜物語 Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 I Rickroll Captain Stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Pennar Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 The Seal on The Ground Sprays Black Fire all over Captain stupid, GUMDUCK, and Steelix, which then the whole seal Explodes 15 Times, and each Explosion has the force of 6 Atom Bombs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Pennar Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 OoC: Uh Roxas, I Actually asked Saturn upfront to use a 7-stage Charged Attack, He's Probably going to make that attack the finisher of Captain Stupid and Carry your attack to the next enemy, ah well who knows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Okay, I deleted my post, but I'll save it for when Saturn posts again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 T-That's it! I've been sliced, diced, and ripped apart! I even jumped on a man's head to drown him in my own bodily fluids, for Christ's sakes! I just... can't take this anyway! DAVOK LIMIT BREAK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted March 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 I take advantage of Captain Stupid's predicament and slice Steelix with my lightsaber.OoC: Well I got to go to bed all' date=' it's like 3:30 a.m. here lol. Try not to get slaughtered while I'm gone.Jking..IC: After my attack I resume protecting Ryko until my ill-fortuned return.[/quote'] Steelix's Iron Tail hits your lightsaber. The resulting clash not only defeats Steelix, but also disables your lightsaber. Captain Stupid = 1,200 HP (Turns to attack = 2)GUMDUCK = 1,600 HP (Turns to attack = 2) Turns until Khaross blast = 1 Party HP = 1,550 Ryko HP = 725Sho HP = 3,600 Taboo HP = 1,000 I Rickroll Captain Stupid. Captain Stupid likes getting Rickrolled and actually gets healed... Khaross throws off lightning' date=' but nobody is in range.[/b'] Captain Stupid = 2,000 HP (Turns to attack = 1) [+800 from getting rickrolled]GUMDUCK = 1,600 HP (Turns to attack = 1) Turns until Khaross blast = 4 Party HP = 1,550 Ryko HP = 725Sho HP = 3,600 Taboo HP = 1,000 The Seal on The Ground Sprays Black Fire all over Captain stupid' date=' GUMDUCK, and Steelix, which then the whole seal Explodes 15 Times, and each Explosion has the force of 6 Atom Bombs[/quote'] The resulting explosions deal absurd amounts of damage, finishing off Captain Stupid and GUMDUCK... VICTORY!!! Upon defeat, Captain Stupid realizes that you're not the person who he was looking for. He asks if he may join your party in order to find the person who killed his brother. A bit reluctant at first, you agree to let him join the party. After getting the water, you proceed to a town in the distance... Party's Max HP increases to 4,000Sho Minamimoto has left the partyTaboo Noise has left the party Captain Stupid has joined the party T-That's it! I've been sliced' date=' diced, and ripped apart! I even jumped on a man's head to drown him in my own bodily fluids, for Christ's sakes! I just... can't take this anyway! DAVOK LIMIT BREAK[/quote'] But there was no attack target... You start to proceed toward the village, but get a sense that something is wrong. Once you arrive inside town, you realize that it's worse than you imagined. People are lying in the streets. They are all dead with their faces expressing a look of suffering and horror. You look around for signs of life, but fine none. In the distance, you see a woman in a blue dress with a frightened look on her face. You move forward, making sure not to scare her anymore. She looks at you with a frightened look and said "It wasn't my fault. They did the most horrible things to me. I never meant for this to happen, but they wouldn't stop. They treated me like a beast." She grabs a nearby sword and raises it. "You couldn't possibly understand what it's like to be treated that way, could you?" This woman is deranged and seems intent on fighting... BATTLE Woman = 3,000 HP (Turns to attack = 2) Party HP = 4,000C. Stupid HP = 3,000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Pennar Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Ryko Fires a Massive Beam of Darkness at the Woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted March 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Ryko Fires a Massive Beam of Darkness at the Woman The woman raises her sword and deflects most of the blast away. She does take a bit of damage' date=' though. Woman = 2,650 HP (Turns to attack = 1) [-350 from the beam'] Party HP = 4,000C. Stupid HP = 3,000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Pennar Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Ryko Draws a Seal Behind him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted March 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Ryko Draws a Seal Behind him The seal is drawn. Before you can turn around' date=' you feel the sword slashing across your back. The woman took advantage of your exposed back...[/b'] Woman = 2,650 HP (Turns to attack = 2) Party HP = 3,600 [-400 from sword slash]C. Stupid HP = 3,000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Pennar Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Ryko Recovers and Starts Chanting...... Ryko: 1000 HP(Also linked to the party) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted March 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Ryko Recovers and Starts Chanting...... Ryko: 1000 HP(Also linked to the party) You start chanting. The woman looks at you. She looks intent on attacking you first... Woman = 2,650 HP (Turns to attack = 1) Party HP = 3,600 (Ryko HP = 1,000)C. Stupid HP = 3,000 (Turns to attack = 2) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Using my supreme diplomatic prowess I arrange the entire Zerg, Protoss and Terran armadas and arrange parallel to the woman. The giant fleet of ships then opens fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted March 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Using my supreme diplomatic prowess I arrange the entire Zerg' date=' Protoss and Terran armadas and arrange parallel to the woman. The giant fleet of ships then opens fire.[/quote'] Too much. Tone down the nature of your attack... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 *A dark portal opens and Amethyst, having slept off the last battle's fatigue retrieves Khaross from the lake where it fell. An intense light seems to be shining from the handle......* *Upon arriving at the village, he surveys the carnage. Further examination reveals something odd: dark runes begin to glow around Khaross when he comes near what looks like the center of a small explosion. Energy begins to gather to Khaross, as Amethyst struggles to control it. Finally, he gets a hold on it and plunges it into the ground, sending out a shock wave of dark energy. He hears several startled yells and crashes. He recognizes the party and cpt stupid and.....* "That voice!!" *Amethyst runs toward the voices* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Pennar Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Ryko opens another Portal Himself, and hides Behind it as 2 Ravens Walked out of the Portal Portal: 2000Raven 1: 100Raven 2: 100 Both Ravens Shoots an Arrow at the Woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 I falcon punch the woman in the bare necessities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emonessex Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 I activate my lightsaber, run up to the woman, and slash at her midsection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 I invoke the powers of Calculus, the Mathematician God, causing the woman to be divided by zero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 I club the woman with a metallic club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted March 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 *A dark portal opens and Amethyst' date=' having slept off the last battle's fatigue retrieves Khaross from the lake where it fell. An intense light seems to be shining from the handle......* *Upon arriving at the village, he surveys the carnage. Further examination reveals something odd: dark runes begin to glow around Khaross when he comes near what looks like the center of a small explosion. Energy begins to gather to Khaross, as Amethyst struggles to control it. Finally, he gets a hold on it and plunges it into the ground, sending out a shock wave of dark energy. He hears several startled yells and crashes. He recognizes the party and cpt stupid and.....* "That voice!!" *Amethyst runs toward the voices*[/quote'] You run toward the voices... The woman assumes a defensive position... Woman = 2,650 HP (Turns to attack = 2) Party HP = 3,600 (Ryko HP = 1,000)C. Stupid HP = 3,000 (Turns to attack = 1) Ryko opens another Portal Himself' date=' and hides Behind it as 2 Ravens Walked out of the Portal Portal: 2000Raven 1: 100Raven 2: 100 Both Ravens Shoots an Arrow at the Woman[/quote'] The Ravens fires an arrow at the woman. Due to her defensive posture, the damage inflicted is halved. The sheer power of the attack breaks her stance and leaves her exposed... Captain Stupid gets the sense that something is wrong. The woman had made no attempt whatsoever to strike the first blow. Captain Stupid called out to the woman, "Why are you the only survivor? What happened in this town?" The woman looked at Captain Stupid and said, "These people are disgusting. They treated me and my lover as though we were nothing. With no explanation or trial, they killed him without mercy. I would've been next had I not done anything. It was self defense. I had no choice. Why did you attack me? What did I ever do to you?" Something didn't make sense to Captain Stupid, though. How could a single woman cause this much destruction and devastation. It just didn't add up. Unless...Suddenly, Captain Stupid realized just what they were dealing with. "Stop!" he yelled, "You guys don't know what you're dealing with! Stop attacking her!" Woman = 2,250 HP (Turns to attack = 1) [-400 from Ravens' Arrow] Party HP = 3,600 (Ryko HP = 1,000)C. Stupid HP = 3,000 (Turns to attack = 3)Portal HP = 2,000Raven 1 HP = 100Raven 2 HP = 100 I falcon punch the woman in the bare necessities. You punch the stunned woman and deal moderate damage. She reels back in pain... The woman again assumes a defensive position. Tears begin to flow from her eyes as she endures attack after attack... Woman = 1' date='850 HP (Turns to attack = 3) [-400 from Falcon Punch'] Party HP = 3,600 (Ryko HP = 1,000)C. Stupid HP = 3,000 (Turns to attack = 2)Portal HP = 2,000Raven 1 HP = 100Raven 2 HP = 100 I activate my lightsaber' date=' run up to the woman, and slash at her midsection.[/quote'] The woman's sword manages to absorb some of the impact, but is destroyed by the lightsaber. The woman is dealt a crushing blow from the attack... Woman = 850 HP (Turns to attack = 2) [-1000 from lightsaber slash] Party HP = 3,600 (Ryko HP = 1,000)C. Stupid HP = 3,000 (Turns to attack = 1)Portal HP = 2,000Raven 1 HP = 100Raven 2 HP = 100 I invoke the powers of Calculus' date=' the Mathematician God, causing the woman to be divided by zero.[/quote'] The attack reduces the woman's current HP by half Captain Stupid continues to yell out, "Guys, stop! You don't know what you're dealing with!" Seeing that his words are falling on deaf ears, he assumes a defensive position and expects the worst... Woman = 425 HP (Turns to attack = 1) [-425 from Calculus attack] Party HP = 3,600 (Ryko HP = 1,000)C. Stupid HP = 3,000 (Turns to attack = 3)Portal HP = 2,000Raven 1 HP = 100Raven 2 HP = 100 I club the woman with a metallic club. The attack hits for massive damage and the woman falls to the ground. After a few seconds' date=' she rises to her feet. "I really didn't want to have to do this," she said, "You're no different than those who treated me like a mere beast. You shall meet the same fate as my oppressors!" With that, a large cloud of smoke emerged. Where the woman once stood now stands an enormous steel dragon. It lets out a deafening roar as it spreads its wings. You all hear a voice in your heads, "Why did it have to come to this?" The dragon's eyes glowed red as it prepared itself for an attack. Captain Stupid said, "It is as I feared. She was a steel dragon disguised as a human. The villagers were afraid of her and tried to kill her. It's no wonder there is so much destruction in this village. We have to be on our guard. Its breath weapon is a cloud of highly toxic gas." The party prepared itself as the dragon let out another deafening roar... [b']SUPER BATTLE - STEEL DRAGON[/b] Steel Dragon = 44,000 HP (Turns to attack = 4)Turns until Breath Weapon = 12 Party HP = 3,600 (Ryko HP = 1,000)C. Stupid HP = 3,000 (Turns to attack = 2)Portal HP = 2,000Raven 1 HP = 100Raven 2 HP = 100 Oh boy, you guys have done it now. This is a poweful dragon. You need to pay attention to the action count and plan your strategies accordingly. This dragon can deal some massive damage with its breath weapon - which is going to be used every 12 turns. Work together to defeat this incredible foe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 I summon a volcano under the Steel Dragon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted March 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 I summon a volcano under the Steel Dragon. The volcano emerges under the Steel Dragon. The dragon looks unfazed as it continues to glare at the party... Steel Dragon = 44,000 HP (Turns to attack = 3)Turns until Breath Weapon = 11 Party HP = 3,600 (Ryko HP = 1,000)C. Stupid HP = 3,000 (Turns to attack = 1)Portal HP = 2,000Raven 1 HP = 100Raven 2 HP = 100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emonessex Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 I take a defensive stance.OoC: How far away is that lake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 I then encase the volcano, then I start heating it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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