Encalade Shinamisu Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 The is spelled tha on purpose for any idiots out there trying to pry into grammatical errors... I will now present the abridged series, of Org XIII, the upcoming of one of the most fluently posted in clubs on YCM! [spoiler=Randomness Ep 1]And Org XIII joined, beginning with Xemnas saying he is one bad mother--, then being cut off by Roxas, who says "Shut your mouth!" As a reference to an Isaac Hayes song... And this is their story... In Castle Oblivion... Xaldin is speaking to the group... "I think we all pretty much know each other... Ummm... Yeah... It seems only me, Vexen, Larxene, Zexion, Xemnas and Roxas are present at the moment!" Zexion turns to Xaldin "Pipe down! Everyone else is out to get me some books, because I made them do it..." "And how did you manage that? Only Xemnas and I have so far been able to have such persuasive skills. And Lar just doesn't need anything. Reminding me, she hasn't eaten in months, how is she possibly still alive?" "Because Lar is awesome like that. No other words can be said." Lar turns around with a very haunting look on her face, and Xaldin begins to say something, when suddenly, she is in front of him, with a kunai in his abdomen... "Hai" Zexion:"That's your first words in this fic? Hai--" Lar throws another kunai, this time in his foot. "Ow. That is quite painful. I will go take care of this, and when I come back, I want an apology. We are supposed to play nice Lar..." His big toe comes off... And Zexion goes into shock, for unexlained reasons. Lar gets down, as Xaldin continually bleeds, and is unconscious on the ground. Lar then proceeds to electrocute Xaldin, which dries his blood some... "Oh my gawd, Xaldin bleeds Barbecue sauce!" She looks at Zexion's foot. "Am I the only one who doesn't bleed barbecue sauce?!" *Starts to drink both of their blood...* Marluxia walks into the room... "Umm... Lar? Why do you drink these people's blood? Technically, they shouldn't be bleeding at all but..." Lar shows off some seriously sharp canine teeth. "Ah, I see... I'll go get Xemnas and Roxas..." Xemnas is watching a game, and same with Roxas... "I don't care, get a life..." "Why must you be so mean?!" Marluxia runs away crying. Zexion gains consciousness again... "Oh my. Is Lar drinking his blood?" Looks at his neck. "..." This is how Larxene was proven to be a vampire, and Marluxia posted it on his blog, therefore speeding up the knowledge of these events... [spoiler=Fun With Xaldin and Zexion]Marluxia is talking to Zexion for an unnamed reason... In DiZ's lab... Marluxia looks at a big red button. His eyebrow raises and he looks to Zexion "What does that button do?" "It is a special button. It kills a puppy everytime it is pressed. I don't even know why it's in the lab..." *Xaldin comes out of nowhere and presses the button 1000 times, he then jams the button down with a lance and runs away laughing maniacally...* Zexion looks on as Xaldin runs... "Wow. Xaldin, your sinister side has really showed out today..." ________________________________________________ Zexion is in DiZ's lab and suddenly... DiZ floats away in an umbrella, mary-poppins style... Zexion looks up... "Oh my god! It's mary-poppins!" Marluxia pours gasoline all over the floor... Marluxia then runs away... Zexion looks down... "The hell with it. Let's get it over with..." Zexion drops a lit match on the floor... You already know... Zexion calls to one of DiZ's butlers... "You. Get me something for the burns on my ass. Some for Marluxia's ass too..." Xaldin comes to the butler and gives him IcyHot gel with an ointment label on it... Zexion and Marluxia apply it to their asses... "Ow. This is quite painful..." *Checks the label*"Xaldinyousonofajabroniiamgoingtokillyou..." Xaldin comes back. "This gives me a great idea..." He explains to Zexion and they both run to find Roxas... Xaldin: "Hey Roxas, since you are becoming a man, me and Zexion wanted to give you some advice... "As we know, rubbing this down there will give you and Namine a great time. And it can pleasure you all day..." Zexion: "Agreed. It actually works..." Roxas looks at them wierdly for a second, but his child's curiousity and wisdom all together gets him to do it... Xaldin and Zexion run when he is finished, and Marluxia walks in front of him... Marluxia: "Wow. You are going to be in serious pain..." Roxas fells the refreshing icy tingle and then the blazing pain of one-thousand suns... Roxas: "Ohmymotherfreakinggod! It hurts so bad! It hurts so bad! Why the hell do I listen to those two?" Zexion and Xaldin laugh harmoniously very, very loudly... Roxas: "You bastards!" Marluxia faints from him holding back a few chuckles combined with actually seeing what Roxas had... [spoiler=Cosplay Day for Org XIII]It's Cosplay day, and everyone is dressing up and acting like their favorite T.V. show character... Xaldin: "Attention all Yoctograms!" -You already should know, or you should be iterated now... Zexion: "I'll just be me, I'm too good too copy someone else " -... Larxene: *Eats unlimited rice bowl out of pure ghost hunger* -Yuyuko Roxas: "I'm going to Geass the sheet out of Xaldin and Zexion for what they did the other day..." -_- Vexen: "I decided to make myself one of my experiments! Can you guess?" Riku: "Doesn't that mean you made yourself a fail?" Vexen gives Riku a cold stare and Riku thinks he's checking him out... Riku: "I can't accept your love!" Vexen: "Why I oughta! Cracken-wise!" Zexion: "Zexy points to whomever gets that movie reference!" Seriously, do YOU know what that reference was??? [spoiler=Riku is a Vampire] Riku: "Stop fiends!" Riku randomly charges into the castle when Larxene is eating a donut... Larxene: "How dare you?! You have no right to interrupt my only time of harmony! My eating time! It is the only time I get to sit alone and munch on stuff and without being bothered by you idiots! Even Zexy knows not to interrupt this bonding with myself time!--" Stops and swift ninja pokes him in both eyes, punches him in the chest and kicks him in the skull, goes flying into pillar... Larxene lets out a riduculously long RAWR which is followed by her repeatedly stabbing Riku in the hand. She then gets a taste for blood and moves to drink his blood. Riku then throws his blade at her... Larxene matrix dodges the sword, once again, a reference has been made in an episode... And Larxene drinks his blood... [Elsewhere in the castle] Zexion: "Ummm... Not that I care all too much, but I heard some desperate screaming. So I'm sending Demyx to go find the cause of this. As I cannot read with Riku's incessant wailing." Demyx: "Why me?! I don't want to go up there! Larxene has that whole floor for the next few hours! What if she kills me?" Zexion gives him an uncaring stare... Roxas: "I would go, but I'm trying to play drums on Rockband 2 with this new PS3 we bought..." Demyx: "Who cares about you drums?! This is my life!" Roxas gives him a blank stare. He then pulls out a chest, tears out his eye, and places it in his chest. He then pulls out another peculiar looking eye, places it into the left socket, and stares at him again. Demyx goes upstairs and locks the door behind him... Zexion: "When the hell did you get Geass?" Roxas: "Oh, I keep a chest of eyes. I also have Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnigan and Byakugan..." Zexion: " I will have to ask you to lend me one someday..." [upstairs] Larxene is drinking Riku's blood when Demyx walks into the room... Demyx: "..." Larxene: "I will tear your eyelashes out and replace your pubes with them and vice-versa. Now. Leave." Demyx: "I--" Larxene: "Go my knight! Attack this fool!" Riku gets up with blood in his mouth... Larxene's blood... Nexev walks in... Nexev: "This inspires me for a new experiment!" *Runs to go to Lab* Demyx: "Wait. How did Riku even get up here?" Riku: "Oh, Zexion left the door open. Everyone was too busy doing something..." Demyx: "Figures. But wait, I wasn't busy!" Riku: "Nexev was doing some experiment on your brain actually... Some creepy stuff..." Demyx: "Oh... Well then..." Riku throws blade at Demyx. Because Demyx randomly dodges the blade in slow-mo. The blade hits the wall. [back to our main group] Zexion: "Okay. I send him to go upstairs. He now screams. Damnit, I never get any reading done in this house!" Roxas: "That's not true. You finished reading the unabridged holy bible while mocking god in the last half hour..." Zexion: "That's not enough reading! I should have been able to do it in half that time..." Roxas: "Ummm... You can just Geass everybody upstairs into throwing themselves into random bodies of water..." Zexion: "That won't work if Larxene doesn't want it to..." Roxas: "Why?" Zexion: "Never ask why. Because she can is why..." [upstairs] Larxene: "Yes! My creation! My child is complete!" Nexev: "Hey! It's my job to be a phsycho scientist! I should be saying that! Go get your own lines!" Larxene stabs him in the eye... Nexev: "Hmmm... I see your point. Your reasons are valid... I shall leave now... Demyx: "Help. Me!" Nexev: "I would, but I just got stabbed in the eye..." Demyx crawls out of the room, as Larxene's munch time is over... Xaldin: "Hey! How come I didn't star in this episode?!" [spoiler=Xemnas Conflict!] Xaldin: So. Two Xemnas' want to appear in this damned series. And I will be the judge of that! And so will Paco, and Xigbar... Xigbar: Why does Paco come before me?! Xaldin: Because I did it in alphabetical order... Xigbar: But your name should go after Paco's then. By the by, who the hell is paco? Xaldin: My pet Komodo dragon... Giant lizard creeps by Xigbar's foot... Xigbar: Isn't that... Dangerous? Xaldin gives him a geico look... Xaldin: Alright let's go then! We have Amethyst, and Zaraki! So, who's first? Amethyst: What are we supposed to do? Xaldin: How dare you! Stabs him in the foot with a giant Lance. Then Larxene appears out of nowhere and stabs Xaldin in the base of his spine... Xaldin: What the hell was that all about? Larxene: You know better. Stabbing is my thing. Get your own damn jokes in this series. Xion: What about me? I never get any jokes in here! Zexion: Oh so insignificant Xion. That's because you haven't appeared in the games properly yet. You need a better image... Xion: That's some serious bull-- Xaldin: Hush Damnit! This is getting way off topic! Now then. Amethyst, you will be Xemnas number 2! Amethyst: But-- Xaldin lifts two lances off the ground and points them in Amethyst's direction... Amethyst: Butwhyamisecond? Youcalledmefirst-- Lances rush at him full speed as he runs. Xemnas 1: Quit making noise, I am watching a game! Zaraki is watching some game on ESPN. Xaldin picks up a of paper... Xaldin: Explain why you want to be Xaldin! Amethyst: I'm a better member. I post more than you do! and I am a favorite rising star! Zaraki: I killed 4kids, helped you kill the FCC and I fused with Zexion at one point. What more do you need? Xaldin: Nuff said! You will both remain Xemnas! Just Amethyst gets to be Mansex! and Zaraki will be Nexmas! Paco: Hey what about me?! I thought my opinion counts! Xigbar: Did that lizard just try to assume it's rights?! Xigbar passes out, because he realizes only now that he was stabbed earlier by Larxene when he wasn't looking, and was bleeding heavily... Xaldin: Okay. Now we watch the game. Mansex! Get us some beer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 I wasn't in it. D: Doesn't matter, it was still epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Encalade Shinamisu Posted May 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Wow... Seriously? I didn't think it would do well enough to be epic... I'm starting to gain some self-confidence here! I plan on posting much more chapters on funny events that I thought of, but I'll try to post at least once a day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 The first app was a incomplete shaft reference I think. They forgot the "I'm just talking about Xemnas" and the "Then we can dig it". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Encalade Shinamisu Posted May 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 I just used which app I thought was funny and very random... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fen. Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Eh, I've read better. It was a bit choppy, but I got the gist of it. You even got me to laugh once. A good start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Encalade Shinamisu Posted May 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Yayz... I have been critiqued! Now I have an average rating so far. Good... This is all working out somewhat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Supreme Gamesmaster Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Meh. This << elephants eating pirates, but it's good enough. Graphic arts are far more humorous than literary ones, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marly Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Yay. Lar didn't suck my Barbecue Sauce blood. :D At times, I was a bit confuzzled on who was speaking. It's pretty awesome though. Also, is it supposed to be written in the perspective of my blog? I thought it wasn't, but the last sentence threw me off a bit, and now I'm just not sure. =\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Exodia Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 EPIC-ly funny.Though i'm not a XIII member, I AM in the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Yeah but your that club member that everyone makes fun of behind his back who's not Alucard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Encalade Shinamisu Posted May 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Actually, I didn't even know you had a blog! =o I just wrote that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 I had a good chuckle. At least you made a good effort. Not bad at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marly Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Actually' date=' I didn't even know you had a blog! =o I just wrote that...[/quote'] Lol, I don't ^^It kinda just sounds like you were narrating the story via Marly's blog at the end. Aw well, I probably just took it too literately. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Encalade Shinamisu Posted May 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Ok... OMG, it is the original Xemnas, who hath rated my topic! Yayz... All I need are Lar, Roxas, and Zexy to read and post here, and I shall have all the important people on this website to have posted here... [Excluding Icy of course, he only reads Zexy's YCManga...] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 The first app was a incomplete shaft reference I think. They forgot the "I'm just talking about Xemnas" and the "Then we can dig it". That can be blamed on Zaraki. Yeah but your that club member that everyone makes fun of behind his back who's not Alucard. Part of making fun of someone behind their back is not letting them know that you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Exodia Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 And, rule 2 to that:DON'T EVER TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT THAT WILL TELL THE PERSON. Trust me, I was like the least popular kid in my class. With a kid named Sheldon. Until the teacher had a talk with the kids, & actually, a kid i've had a rivalry since we met made up with me. I know how it feels to be picked on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Encalade Shinamisu Posted May 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Ch 2 is up! I posted a rewritten old joke [actually two] to lead up to another joke I made... Don't judge me! T_T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docomodake Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 I find this oddly amusing. 8/10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Encalade Shinamisu Posted May 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Next Chapter!Cosplay day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Epic win. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 You should have made Vexen dress up like Hojo, then make no one seem to realize the costume change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Omega Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 I love what you did to Roxas :D "I'm going to Geass the s*** out of Xaldin and Zexion for what they did the other day..." I Loved that part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Encalade Shinamisu Posted May 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 New chapter! Riku is a vampire now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 Your epicness increases with each chapter. Excuse me now, I must go get something to put on my bleeding hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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