OMGAKITTY Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 This is a story about a man named Jesus. Jesus was born into poverty. His father was a poor carpenter. Jesus didn't mind. His father wanted him to follow him in the family business, but Jesus wanted to become a teacher. Everyday, he would go to the town's priest, because the priest had the most books. He would spend all his free time there learning. One time, during a family reunion, Jesus's parents returned from the celebration only to realize that Jesus was not with them. They had assumed he was simply traveling with one of their relatives, but this was not the case. Frantically, they ran out looking for their son. They did find Jesus, he was were he always was, in the priest's house. The priest and all his friends were marveling at how a boy so young could be so knowledgeable. Jesus continued his humble life until he was 30. By then, he was sick of the poverty he and his family lived in, and decided to go out and seek his fortune. Unfortunately, he was caught at the US/Mexican border and detained by the border patrol. Discuss misleading titles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akira Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Title here is not misleading. You promised a story about a man named Jesus, and delivered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jericho Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 They're very delightful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 ...?wasnt Jesus the guy who lighted a white pigeon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azmodius Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 I feel sorry for Jesus. The border had always been a bad idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~/Coolio Prime\~ Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 No, I think Jesus was a signer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Wolf Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Super Cool Story, Bro! Personally i hate missleading titles because no one on YCM delivers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Not as bad as stories that have the word "candle-jack" in them and stop abr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~/Coolio Prime\~ Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 I like Freakazoid, but that episode about Candlejack is pretty over-rate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntar! Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Thats a nice story. [spoiler=better story about jesus. Dont click unless you're mature enought to handle it. You'll really be laughing.] but yah. Misleading titles suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Sure Jesus walked on water' date=' but only because it was winter.[/quote'] Misleading titles are stupid. Think about guys who use search to avoid duplicate topics on the same subject. They're sad now. [spoiler=Oh, and by the way...]Super Cool Story' date=' Bro![/quote'] PEOPLE ON MESSAGE BOARDS SHOULD CARE. IF NOBODY CARED ABOUT ANYTHING ON MESSAGE BOARDS, THERE'D BE NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT AND THE MESSAGE BOARDS'D GET BORING AND EVENTUALLY DIE OUT. THAT WOULD SUCK. FORTUNATELY, THERE'RE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO CARE. THEY CARE FOR OUR WELLBEING, THEY CARE FOR THE WELLBEING OF FUTURE GENERATIONS. UNFORTUNATELY, THERE'RE PEOPLE WHO DON'T CARE AT ALL, POSTING "TL;DR", "COOL STORY BRO" AND ITS VARIANTS, "I DON'T CARE" AND ITS VARIANTS, ETC. DON'T CARE? DON'T POST! IF YOU SEE SOMEONE NOT CARING, POST THIS IN RESPONSE. TOGETHER WE CAN SAVE THE WORLD! TOGETHER WE ARE ONE MESSAGE BOARD UNITED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Hunter, that story had me in laughs all the way through. I'm probably one of the few that understand how the title could be "misleading". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 I lol'd so hard at the paper. Genius contraption device thing you got there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparta™ Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 [spoiler=Oh, and by the way...]Super Cool Story' date=' Bro![/quote'] PEOPLE ON MESSAGE BOARDS SHOULD CARE. IF NOBODY CARED ABOUT ANYTHING ON MESSAGE BOARDS, THERE'D BE NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT AND THE MESSAGE BOARDS'D GET BORING AND EVENTUALLY DIE OUT. THAT WOULD SUCK. FORTUNATELY, THERE'RE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO CARE. THEY CARE FOR OUR WELLBEING, THEY CARE FOR THE WELLBEING OF FUTURE GENERATIONS. UNFORTUNATELY, THERE'RE PEOPLE WHO DON'T CARE AT ALL, POSTING "TL;DR", "COOL STORY BRO" AND ITS VARIANTS, "I DON'T CARE" AND ITS VARAINTS, ETC. DON'T CARE? DON'T POST! IF YOU SEE SOMEONE NOT CARING, POST THIS IN RESPONSE. TOGETHER WE CAN SAVE THE WORLD! TOGETHER WE ARE ONE MESSAGE BOARD UNITED! :( But he said Super cool story, bro. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 THAT'S A VARIANT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparta™ Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 THAT'S A VARIANT. Whoops, wrong Jesus. ;D Nah, just kiddin wit ya, but seriously, caps off plz. =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoDemonX Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Jesus was a Mexican not a Jew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 THAT'S A VARIANT. Whoops' date=' wrong Jesus. ;D Nah, just kiddin wit ya, but seriously, caps off plz. =D[/quote'] THEY'RE TOTALLY NECESSARY HERE. THIS IS SERIOUS. (inb4"whysoserious"/variants). Lack of care is worse than misleading thread titles. =( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparta™ Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 THAT'S A VARIANT. Whoops' date=' wrong Jesus. ;D Nah, just kiddin wit ya, but seriously, caps off plz. =D[/quote'] THEY'RE TOTALLY NECESSARY HERE. THIS IS SERIOUS. (inb4"whysoserious"/variants). Lack of care is worse than misleading threat titles. =( Jk again. =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BehindTheMask Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 I lol'd. Was expecting Bel-Air though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Jesus was a Mexican not a Jew You do not think there are Mexicans of the Jewish faith? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 If Jesus was so smart then why didn't he have his "poor carpenter" father build him a boat or a door so he can float to America? Also..... How the hell did that guy get a 37% on his paper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted July 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 If Jesus was so smart then why didn't he have his "poor carpenter" father build him a boat or a door so he can float to America? Also..... How the hell did that guy get a 37% on his paper? Because he wasn't Cuban. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 If Jesus was so smart then why didn't he have his "poor carpenter" father build him a boat or a door so he can float to America? Also..... How the hell did that guy get a 37% on his paper? Because he wasn't Cuban. NO EXCUSES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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