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This is a story about a man named Jesus. Jesus was born into poverty. His father was a poor carpenter. Jesus didn't mind. His father wanted him to follow him in the family business, but Jesus wanted to become a teacher. Everyday, he would go to the town's priest, because the priest had the most books. He would spend all his free time there learning. One time, during a family reunion, Jesus's parents returned from the celebration only to realize that Jesus was not with them. They had assumed he was simply traveling with one of their relatives, but this was not the case. Frantically, they ran out looking for their son. They did find Jesus, he was were he always was, in the priest's house. The priest and all his friends were marveling at how a boy so young could be so knowledgeable. Jesus continued his humble life until he was 30. By then, he was sick of the poverty he and his family lived in, and decided to go out and seek his fortune. Unfortunately, he was caught at the US/Mexican border and detained by the border patrol.

 

 

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Sure Jesus walked on water' date=' but only because it was winter.[/quote']

 

Misleading titles are stupid. Think about guys who use search to avoid duplicate topics on the same subject. They're sad now.

 

[spoiler=Oh, and by the way...]

Super Cool Story' date=' Bro!

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PEOPLE ON MESSAGE BOARDS SHOULD CARE. IF NOBODY CARED ABOUT ANYTHING ON MESSAGE BOARDS, THERE'D BE NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT AND THE MESSAGE BOARDS'D GET BORING AND EVENTUALLY DIE OUT. THAT WOULD SUCK.

 

FORTUNATELY, THERE'RE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO CARE. THEY CARE FOR OUR WELLBEING, THEY CARE FOR THE WELLBEING OF FUTURE GENERATIONS.

 

UNFORTUNATELY, THERE'RE PEOPLE WHO DON'T CARE AT ALL, POSTING "TL;DR", "COOL STORY BRO" AND ITS VARIANTS, "I DON'T CARE" AND ITS VARIANTS, ETC. DON'T CARE? DON'T POST!

 

IF YOU SEE SOMEONE NOT CARING, POST THIS IN RESPONSE. TOGETHER WE CAN SAVE THE WORLD! TOGETHER WE ARE ONE MESSAGE BOARD UNITED!

 

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[spoiler=Oh, and by the way...]

Super Cool Story' date=' Bro!

[/quote']

 

PEOPLE ON MESSAGE BOARDS SHOULD CARE. IF NOBODY CARED ABOUT ANYTHING ON MESSAGE BOARDS, THERE'D BE NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT AND THE MESSAGE BOARDS'D GET BORING AND EVENTUALLY DIE OUT. THAT WOULD SUCK.

 

FORTUNATELY, THERE'RE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO CARE. THEY CARE FOR OUR WELLBEING, THEY CARE FOR THE WELLBEING OF FUTURE GENERATIONS.

 

UNFORTUNATELY, THERE'RE PEOPLE WHO DON'T CARE AT ALL, POSTING "TL;DR", "COOL STORY BRO" AND ITS VARIANTS, "I DON'T CARE" AND ITS VARAINTS, ETC. DON'T CARE? DON'T POST!

 

IF YOU SEE SOMEONE NOT CARING, POST THIS IN RESPONSE. TOGETHER WE CAN SAVE THE WORLD! TOGETHER WE ARE ONE MESSAGE BOARD UNITED!

 

 

:( But he said Super cool story, bro. :(

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THAT'S A VARIANT.

 

Whoops' date=' wrong Jesus. ;D

 

Nah, just kiddin wit ya, but seriously, caps off plz. =D

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THEY'RE TOTALLY NECESSARY HERE. THIS IS SERIOUS. (inb4"whysoserious"/variants).

 

Lack of care is worse than misleading threat titles. =(

 

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Jk again. =D

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