PrometheusMFD Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 So what, the lactose intolerance and sadism require more than three years to set in for Georgians? And who's this Harvey guy? Some kind of mutant Georgian who was able to not become lactose intolerant or a sadist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pure.awesomeness Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 LMAO, harveys is a store. And it actually takes 3 1/2 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrometheusMFD Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 So this Harvey guy set up a store that would spread the joy of ice cream to the Georgian masses, which he left to his next of kin after committing suicide rather than become a lactose intolerant sadist like other Georgians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pure.awesomeness Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 YES! You finaly got it! It was about time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrometheusMFD Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Hah! So the Georgian Ice Cream Conspiracy (GICC) was started by Harvey and spread to the Dairy Queen's stores, but since they were found out too quickly, the state of Georgia kicked out all of the DQ's. But, thanks to Harvey's covert ice cream bootlegging (taking advanced futuristic bootlegging techniques from 1920's mafia) he was able to maintain the joy of ice cream in Georgia. Soon, Harvey's family will remove the lactose intolerant sadists and usher in a golden age for the southern state in question! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pure.awesomeness Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 ROFLMAO, Dude that is hilarious! even though it is true. I am his son and must lead this army for he is being captured as I type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrometheusMFD Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Yes, the Georgian LT Army. The scourge of southern dairy farmers... in... the... south... ... ... well, good luck with the whole thing. Tell Harvey I said "Initiate plans 'Rocky Road', 'Bubblegum', and 'Mint Choco-chip'." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pure.awesomeness Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 *Gasp* are you my long lost brother? How did you know about the plans. unless...are you in the GICC? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrometheusMFD Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Nope, I'm just the guy Harvey hired in order to start "Operation Get Ice Cream Everywhere in Georgia" (GICEG, or Ice-G2) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pure.awesomeness Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 ooohhhh, well just to let you know your not getting paid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrometheusMFD Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 And now "The tale of Harvey book 2: Prometheus's Paycheck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man0waR Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 I have an icecream CART. I like mint chocolate chip cookie sandwichhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pure.awesomeness Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 THE TALE OF HARVEY In a land where there is no ice cream, 1 hero plans to...get some ice cream. His name is HARVEY!  Harvey: you threatened my people with slavery and deathPrometheus: This is madness!Harvey: Madness? THIS, IS...well it pretty much is madness. Who even fights for ice cream in the first place?Prometheus: ...Harveys: *Pulls out a dollar* here yougoPrometheus: Friends?Harvey: ...nah *Kicks prometheus into the hole of no sweets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrometheusMFD Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 A cart?A CART?Where would you go that has an ice cream "cart"Â On a side note: I might make "The Tale of Harvey" into a story. It is certainly zany enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man0waR Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 well.we live in the late 19th century. So we aren't as "advanced" as you book learnin educatinality folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrometheusMFD Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 ...I have the biggest urge to make a time travel reference to the earlier running gag, but I will save that for when I write the story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 They changed the music for my local ice cream truck. It sounds like white noise. About to drop C4 on the next one that drives by my house playing the awful tone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrometheusMFD Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Yeah, what ever happened to the classics?Dun dun duh dunduh dunduh dunduh dundundundunduh dunduh duh dundun dunduh dunduh dunduh dundundundun dunduh dundundundundunduh...good times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeREVOLUTION Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 My ice-cream truck comes twice a week every week only in Summer. I always buy from there, only for "Rocks" which used to be "Shots", and maybe some "Cry-Babies" as well ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirsten889 Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 The icecream truck usually comes in my neighborhood every day in july Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHawk Posted July 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 Well you suck. I havn't heard the ice cream van thing in mine ever since I opened this thread. :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tiger Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 I have never seen an ice cream truck/van thing in our neighborhood. =/Â I've seen it in other neighborhoods, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHawk Posted July 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 lol thats sucks for you. Maybe one day it will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiAM Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 I never see them unless it's really sunny (which it never is anymore) or I'm up town. And I stopped going as all the shops don't sell anything good! D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHawk Posted July 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 Why dont you buy some from the store. Like wal*mart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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