Jerry OldMaster Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 This are some facts I found about crime..... Seriously, if you read how much these guys blowed it up, you will think twice before commiting a crime XD Chicago: A man was wanted for throwing bricks through jewelry store windows and making off with the loot. He was arrested last night after throwing a brick into a Plexiglas window...the brick bounced back, hit him in the head and knocked him cold until the police got there. Lake City, Florida: Karen Lee Joachimi, 20, was arrested for robbery of a Howard Johnson's motel. She was armed with only an electric chainsaw, which was not plugged in. When Stan Caddell wanted to wash his Chevrolet, he backed the car into a foot of water in the Mississippi River at Hannibal, Missouri. When he got out to clean the car, it floated away. Police were able to retrieve the vehicle some distance downstream. According to an officer on the scene, no action would be taken against the driver because "you can't ticket a guy for being stupid..." Kentucky: Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home. With the chain still attached to the machine. With their bumper still attached to the chain. With their vehicle's license plate still attached to the bumper. A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out. A man was arrested for stealing a car. When he was taken to court for his arraignment the judge asked, how do you plead? Instead of saying guilty or not guilty the man said: "Before we go any further, judge, let me explain why I stole the car." The judge ruled in record time. Burglars in Larch Barrens, Md., tried to cut through a safe using a Laser Tag gun. Indiana: A man walked up to a cashier at a grocery store and demanded all the money in the register. When the cashier handed him the loot, he fled--leaving his wallet on the counter. Long Beach, California: When his .38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, robber James Eliot peered down the barrel and tried it again. This time, it worked. And now the crone one: An unidentified man in Buenos Aires pushed his wife out of an eighth-floor window but his plan to kill her failed when she became entangled in some power cables below. Seeing she was still alive, the man jumped and tried to land on top of her. He missed... XD Post which is the funniest :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slash Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 Probably the last one:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobody9999 Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 Definetly the last one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poc Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 Dont do drugs kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberdude Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 yes kids dont do drugs *getting high* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 Burglars in Larch Barrens' date=' Md., [/b']tried to cut through a safe using a Laser Tag gun. Best one. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flame Dragon Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 They are all good, just goes to show what being stupied and a doing crimes does to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Instinct Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 Burglars in Larch Barrens' date=' Md., [/b']tried to cut through a safe using a Laser Tag gun. wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberdude Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 Burglars in Larch Barrens' date=' Md., [/b']tried to cut through a safe using a Laser Tag gun. wow. wht kind of iditot whould try this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NP Sage Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 They are all good' date=' just goes to show what being stupied and a doing crimes does to you.[/quote'] No only stupied criminals get caught.otherwise i'd be in jail right now. :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry OldMaster Posted November 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 Byt he last one, there are 2 possible things that could happen to that poor-poor guy. First, he may just hit the ground and die...Second way is even more painful.... -.-.... you don't get? Cables. Au. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hyperion Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 This are some facts I found about crime..... Seriously' date=' if you read how much these guys blowed it up, you will think twice before commiting a crime XD [b']Chicago: [/b]A man was wanted for throwing bricks through jewelry store windows and making off with the loot. He was arrested last night after throwing a brick into a Plexiglas window...the brick bounced back, hit him in the head and knocked him cold until the police got there. An unidentified man in Buenos Aires pushed his wife out of an eighth-floor window but his plan to kill her failed when she became entangled in some power cables below. Seeing she was still alive, the man jumped and tried to land on top of her. He missed... HAHAHAHA those are great! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 they all are funny and strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kocrow17 Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 This was the best one:Long Beach, California: When his .38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, robber James Eliot peered down the barrel and tried it again. This time, it worked.That's about as stupid as you can get. I think I saw something like it in a movie before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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