Boss Z Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 I got this in an email and thought it was really funny... hope you like it...It's a bunch of quotes real to make you feel smartnot that i think anyone here is stupid If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because i f we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, "Half this game is ninety percent mental."--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, "I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."-- Dan Quayle,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need ?"--Lee Iacocca,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor . ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." -- Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, "Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas." --Keppel Enderbery ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Feeling smarter yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azwolop Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 ahahah i loved the al gore one It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."--Al Gore, Vice President Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss Z Posted November 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Don't they make you feel smart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry OldMaster Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 oh gosh XD Superb XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VainZiler Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Actually, quite the opposite, I feel like some brains cells have died after being exposed to such high levels of stupidity... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 it makes me fell as genius as norman einstian, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucasArticuno Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizzi Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 I feel more genius than I already did.PS. lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poc Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Dear God, Common knolegde dosen't seem to be evident in the U.S My favourite stupid statement ever is the 2007 Ms USA or something when the chick was asked why most kids in the US cant even find the US on the map and she said its because those kids dont have maps and we need to give them maps. It made me laugh so funking hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axiom_Nor Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 I FEEL SMARTER ALREADY!!! THANK YOU!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flame Dragon Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Wow, those peopel are like really stupid. I'd love to find someone to top them. O those were really funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Cobra Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 And we are just normal people, I wonder how many of us are smart or even dumber. I say, 60/40. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axiom_Nor Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 here is another one for you, "Did you know that 4/3 of people have problems with fractions?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yogg-Saron Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Just goes to show how the US is falling short of everyones expectations. "58.9% of all statistics are false" Quote~Hooters! Back of Packet for Wipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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