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Neither. I'm smart. I'll find a way. Here's how I see my choices:

 

Slavery:

Hell. Yup.

 

Suicide:

Yeah. There's A LOT of pride in doing that.

 

Escape:

Shows skill, pride, and courage. Even if I die trying, at least people won't know I'm like Kurt Cobain. >.>

 

Yeah.....

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Try to escape.

 

Even if I die it's better then doing it my self because that way I died with my pride.

This. Pride is everything for me :D

Indeed

Hm...Suicide or get f**ked in the ass by a hairy Lumberjack...?

 

It's obvious I would pick the hairy lumberjack ._.

The lumberjack? LOL!

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I'd probably end up getting shot after jabroniing to my master about something. If I wasn't killed after a day' date=' I'd try to organize a rebellion of sorts. If we win, we're free. If we die, we died fighting, and he lost a crap load of slaves.

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*most likely to get shot first...* :O

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Seduce my master?

 

Clever' date=' I can't fill in that loophole. They slavers would most likely take the bait.

 

Well done.

 

 

Poorly made crate? Break it. If all fails, then.... SUUUUUICIDEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

 

It's poorly made as in a couple misplaced nails. So there is no escape you silly billy.

 

Steal a few nails from the crate.

 

Make a slingshot as a slave.

 

Shoot the nails at the master's head.

 

 

 

If not' date=' escape.

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Were do you expect to find an elastic to fling you st00f?

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Seduce my master?

 

Clever' date=' I can't fill in that loophole. They slavers would most likely take the bait.

 

Well done.

 

 

Poorly made crate? Break it. If all fails, then.... SUUUUUICIDEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

 

It's poorly made as in a couple misplaced nails. So there is no escape you silly billy.

 

Steal a few nails from the crate.

 

Make a slingshot as a slave.

 

Shoot the nails at the master's head.

 

 

 

If not' date=' escape.

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Were do you expect to find an elastic to fling you st00f?

 

Belongings from a dead slave lying on the ground?

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Disregarding the fact theyll shoot me on contact after i leave, I escape and then assassinate the country's leader. This causes me to have to leave the country and go to the ajacent one where i will become a UN representative and whenever i am going out of my home, my bodyguards come with me and i live the rest of my life rich, and knowing i escaped shooting every slave master who tries to sell me a slave.

 

[spoiler=READ ME!]

Scroll over me!

[/sar] I wouldnt break thread rules. I would rather commit suicide and live in paradise haunting the slave owners or chilling in heaven.

 

 

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I don't leave my house so I wouldn't get kidnapped in the first place.

 

If by some odd chance I do get kidnapped, I'd just manipulate my captors into setting me free and taking me to their master as an honored guest.

 

At this point I would seduce him/her, and then kill them afterward while they were asleep.

 

I would then keep all of their money and use the same ship that was used to take me their in the first place to go back home.

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