shiko11 Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 Yeah' date=' people have done that joke before. It was probably in your memory, but you didn't remember.[/quote'] Lol that made no sense. You don't remember your memory, it's like that filefolder full of sh*t in the back of your brain.That is basically what you said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 It was in your sub-concious memory. She knew it was a joke, but she didn't remember when she posted it. A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are sitting in a café and notice people going into and coming out of the house across the street. First they see two people going into the house. Time passes. After a while, they notice three persons coming out of the house.The physicist: "The measurement was not accurate."The biologist: "They have reproduced."The mathematician: "If one person enters the house, then it will be empty again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marly Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 Optimus Prime as in prime number. God, that is some funny sheet. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Jesse Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 I put the answer "OVER 9000" to a question once and got it right. The question was "How many places can a circle be divided in half?" or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shradow Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 Another math joke. So two friends, Bubba and Jimbo, are drinking at a bar. Jimbo says, "Bubba, I'm tired of farming, I want to get an education." So Jimbo goes to the dean at the local community college and signs up for 4 classes: Science, History, Math, and Logic. "What's this logic thing?" Jimbo asked the dean. The dean replied, "Oh, logic is great, you can use it to tell a lot about anything. Let me show you. Jimbo, do you have a weed eater?" Jimbo said, "Yes, I do." The dean then said, "Because you have a weed eater, I bet you have a lawn!" Jimbo's like, "Wow, I do have a lawn!" The dean then continues, "Because of that, I bet you have a house." Jimbo's shocked. The dean keeps going. "I bet, because you have a house, you have a family." Jimbo's almost speechless, "I do have a family." The dean finishes, "Because you have a family, I bet you're heterosexual, you like girls." Jimbo says, "Wow, it's like you're reading my mind. I do!" So after a few days Jimbo's back at the bar with Bubba and tells him about logic. "Logic lets you tell a lot about stuff. Want to hear?" "Sure!" Bubba replies. Jimbo starts, "Do you have a weed eater?" "No, I don't," Bubba says. "Then you're gay." Jimbo says. If you don't understand it, logic is part of geometry, and geometry is a math. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiro Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 Very funny' date=' Peter. [img']http://i27.tinypic.com/jabepf.jpg[/img] First, I was like "so what's the difference....?" Then, I lol'd so hard xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 I lol'd at all of them./side Lets see if you guys can come up with something with this related term in Math: Matrix/matrices ;)Hopefully you'll see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raelen Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 Another math joke. So two friends' date=' Bubba and Jimbo, are drinking at a bar. Jimbo says, "Bubba, I'm tired of farming, I want to get an education." So Jimbo goes to the dean at the local community college and signs up for 4 classes: Science, History, Math, and Logic. "What's this logic thing?" Jimbo asked the dean. The dean replied, "Oh, logic is great, you can use it to tell a lot about anything. Let me show you. Jimbo, do you have a weed eater?" Jimbo said, "Yes, I do." The dean then said, "Because you have a weed eater, I bet you have a lawn!" Jimbo's like, "Wow, I do have a lawn!" The dean then continues, "Because of that, I bet you have a house." Jimbo's shocked. The dean keeps going. "I bet, because you have a house, you have a family." Jimbo's almost speechless, "I do have a family." The dean finishes, "Because you have a family, I bet you're heterosexual, you like girls." Jimbo says, "Wow, it's like you're reading my mind. I do!" So after a few days Jimbo's back at the bar with Bubba and tells him about logic. "Logic lets you tell a lot about stuff. Want to hear?" "Sure!" Bubba replies. Jimbo starts, "Do you have a weed eater?" "No, I don't," Bubba says. "Then you're gay." Jimbo says. If you don't understand it, logic is part of geometry, and geometry is a math.[/quote'] LOL! Since I've studied logic for years, this is especially funny. ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 Another math joke. So two friends' date=' Bubba and Jimbo, are drinking at a bar. Jimbo says, "Bubba, I'm tired of farming, I want to get an education." So Jimbo goes to the dean at the local community college and signs up for 4 classes: Science, History, Math, and Logic. "What's this logic thing?" Jimbo asked the dean. The dean replied, "Oh, logic is great, you can use it to tell a lot about anything. Let me show you. Jimbo, do you have a weed eater?" Jimbo said, "Yes, I do." The dean then said, "Because you have a weed eater, I bet you have a lawn!" Jimbo's like, "Wow, I do have a lawn!" The dean then continues, "Because of that, I bet you have a house." Jimbo's shocked. The dean keeps going. "I bet, because you have a house, you have a family." Jimbo's almost speechless, "I do have a family." The dean finishes, "Because you have a family, I bet you're heterosexual, you like girls." Jimbo says, "Wow, it's like you're reading my mind. I do!" So after a few days Jimbo's back at the bar with Bubba and tells him about logic. "Logic lets you tell a lot about stuff. Want to hear?" "Sure!" Bubba replies. Jimbo starts, "Do you have a weed eater?" "No, I don't," Bubba says. "Then you're gay." Jimbo says. If you don't understand it, logic is part of geometry, and geometry is a math.[/quote'] It was a bit tl;dr, but still quite funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiro Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 I lol'd at all of them. I lol'd at all of them, except 'why e is better than π'. Americans need to learn how to pronounce 'π'. EDIT: yeah, the character looks stupid on lolYCM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinzo Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 LOL I get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 There are a bunch of corny pi jokes involving pie. It sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowferret Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 I feel like such a nerd for laughing at almost all of these jokes. Like, literally out loud. XDPost more! More! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiro Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 There are a bunch of corny pi jokes involving pie. It sucks. That's what I said. I feel like such a nerd for laughing at almost all of these jokes. Oh' date=' don't worry. 't Is ok. Like, literally out loud. XDPost more! More! A team of engineers were required to measure the height of a flag pole. They only had a measuring tape, and were getting quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along the pole. It kept falling down, etc. A mathematician comes along, finds out their problem, and proceeds to remove the pole from the ground and measure it easily. When he leaves, one engineer says to the other: "Just like a mathematician! We need to know the height, and he gives us the length!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 haha, lol. Thats a classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 That was pure epic. I am lol'ing so hard at all of these. No wonder I am amazing at math. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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