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You call one Chinese restaurant and place an order. Then you tell them to hold on.

 

You call another Chinese restaurant with a different phone.

 

You tell Chinese restaurant 1 to repeat what you ordered. Make sure that you place the phones so that Chinese #1 is talking to Chinese #2.

 

Listen.

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You call one Chinese restaurant and place an order. Then you tell them to hold on.

 

You call another Chinese restaurant with a different phone.

 

You tell Chinese restaurant 1 to repeat what you ordered. Make sure that you place the phones so that Chinese #1 is talking to Chinese #2.

 

Listen.

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Another one:

 

When a telemarketer calls, and asks for your dad, say that you are a police officer and your dad died. Freak him out. Tell him that we are doing an investigation. What business do you have with him? Did you hire someone to kill him? Then ask where he lives. Tell your "other officers" to contact the ___ police department. Freak him out and then hang up.

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Another one:

 

When a telemarketer calls' date=' and asks for your dad, say that you are a police officer and your dad died. Freak him out. Tell him that we are doing an investigation. What business do you have with him? Did you hire someone to kill him? Then ask where he lives. Tell your "other officers" to contact the ___ police department. Freak him out and then hang up.

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You are pure aweosmeness.

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Don't be fooled' date=' I stole this all off of YouTube.

 

There was a funny one where you call Taco Bell acting like you are from Texas and ask about a potato burrito. Just YouTube "Taco Bell prank call" and you'll see it.

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Doesn't everybody? ;D I'll watch it.

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Ok you had to be there when it happened, it was a spur of the moment thing

 

me: Hello

 

lady: Yes

 

me: Is harry there

 

lady: Um. no he isnt

 

me: Really Harry dick doesnt live there?

 

lady: No he doesnt, you mite have the wrong phone number

 

me: Man i really wanted to talk to a Harry Dick

 

lady: Well, sorry call a diffrent Number

 

me: ok by

 

lady: by

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I once called a random number and it turned out to be an old lady. So I asked for Jimmy... And this is how the conversation went...

 

"Hello. Is Jimmy there?"

"You have the wrong number"

"I disturbed his slumber?"

"No. You have the wrong number"

"He's shopping lumber?"

"YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER."

"He's eating a cucumber?"

"No. Sir, you have the wrong number."

"He went down under?"

*Lady hangs up.*

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Tried one right now.

 

"Hello?"

"Is your refrigerator running?"

"I-is this a prank call?"

"Damn you sir, you saw through my ruse."

"It wasn't very hard to see through, honestly……"

"Ah, but you've missed my underlying scheme!"

"What?"

"This whole time I've been distracting you from contemplating what an abysmal failure your life has been!"

"………*hangs up*"

 

I take it he had some contemplating to get back to.

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Tried one right now.

 

"Hello?"

"Is your refrigerator running?"

"I-is this a prank call?"

"Damn you sir' date=' you saw through my ruse."

"It wasn't very hard to see through, honestly……"

"Ah, but you've missed my underlying scheme!"

"What?"

"This whole time I've been distracting you from contemplating what an abysmal failure your life has been!"

"………*hangs up*"

 

I take it he had some contemplating to get back to.

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This is pure win.

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Tried one right now.

 

"Hello?"

"Is your refrigerator running?"

"I-is this a prank call?"

"Damn you sir' date=' you saw through my ruse."

"It wasn't very hard to see through, honestly……"

"Ah, but you've missed my underlying scheme!"

"What?"

"This whole time I've been distracting you from contemplating what an abysmal failure your life has been!"

"………*hangs up*"

 

I take it he had some contemplating to get back to.

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....I think I just fell in love.

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Tried one right now.

 

"Hello?"

"Is your refrigerator running?"

"I-is this a prank call?"

"Damn you sir' date=' you saw through my ruse."

"It wasn't very hard to see through, honestly……"

"Ah, but you've missed my underlying scheme!"

"What?"

"This whole time I've been distracting you from contemplating what an abysmal failure your life has been!"

"………*hangs up*"

 

I take it he had some contemplating to get back to.

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A failed prank call.

 

*Phone Rings in the middle of a meeting*

"Yes hello WTF is it?"

"Hello is your refridgerator running?"

"No I'm an evil mastermind who lives in F*cking Egypt why the hell would I need a F*cking refridgerator?"

"Well then you better go and catch it!" *Hangs up*

"Hello? Oh I see that was a prank call well you'd have to get up pretty early in the morning to make me look foolish."

 

-Quoted from Mariks evil meeting Lol

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