Xazeon Posted September 7, 2009 Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 My friend recently called someone, and said 'DAMMIT, CHANGE MY DIAPER!' I didn't think it was that funny, but anyways, discuss all Prank Phone calls. Anyone know any good ones? And it better not be from The Simpsons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 7, 2009 Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 You call one Chinese restaurant and place an order. Then you tell them to hold on. You call another Chinese restaurant with a different phone. You tell Chinese restaurant 1 to repeat what you ordered. Make sure that you place the phones so that Chinese #1 is talking to Chinese #2. Listen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted September 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 You call one Chinese restaurant and place an order. Then you tell them to hold on. You call another Chinese restaurant with a different phone. You tell Chinese restaurant 1 to repeat what you ordered. Make sure that you place the phones so that Chinese #1 is talking to Chinese #2. Listen.<333 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 7, 2009 Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 Another one: When a telemarketer calls, and asks for your dad, say that you are a police officer and your dad died. Freak him out. Tell him that we are doing an investigation. What business do you have with him? Did you hire someone to kill him? Then ask where he lives. Tell your "other officers" to contact the ___ police department. Freak him out and then hang up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted September 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 Another one: When a telemarketer calls' date=' and asks for your dad, say that you are a police officer and your dad died. Freak him out. Tell him that we are doing an investigation. What business do you have with him? Did you hire someone to kill him? Then ask where he lives. Tell your "other officers" to contact the ___ police department. Freak him out and then hang up.[/quote']You are pure aweosmeness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 7, 2009 Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 Don't be fooled, I stole this all off of YouTube. There was a funny one where you call Taco Bell acting like you are from Texas and ask about a potato burrito. Just YouTube "Taco Bell prank call" and you'll see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted September 7, 2009 Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 Black guy soundboard. [/THREADLOLOLOL1!12EJK1L2!] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted September 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 Don't be fooled' date=' I stole this all off of YouTube. There was a funny one where you call Taco Bell acting like you are from Texas and ask about a potato burrito. Just YouTube "Taco Bell prank call" and you'll see it.[/quote']Doesn't everybody? ;D I'll watch it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmc1234 Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 Ok you had to be there when it happened, it was a spur of the moment thing me: Hello lady: Yes me: Is harry there lady: Um. no he isnt me: Really Harry dick doesnt live there? lady: No he doesnt, you mite have the wrong phone number me: Man i really wanted to talk to a Harry Dick lady: Well, sorry call a diffrent Number me: ok by lady: by Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 I once called a random number and it turned out to be an old lady. So I asked for Jimmy... And this is how the conversation went... "Hello. Is Jimmy there?""You have the wrong number""I disturbed his slumber?""No. You have the wrong number""He's shopping lumber?""YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER.""He's eating a cucumber?""No. Sir, you have the wrong number.""He went down under?"*Lady hangs up.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimiri of the Muse Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 me and a friend changed schools so we decied to have some fun an old school member of our was named brooke. peter (my friend) said lets call her so we called her she answered and we yelled MOO!!!! into the phone then hung up laughing here watch it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoDemonX Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 I know this guy who is doing this and it is alittle rude but you guys would laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~/Coolio Prime\~ Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 Tried one right now. "Hello?""Is your refrigerator running?""I-is this a prank call?""Damn you sir, you saw through my ruse.""It wasn't very hard to see through, honestly……""Ah, but you've missed my underlying scheme!""What?""This whole time I've been distracting you from contemplating what an abysmal failure your life has been!""………*hangs up*" I take it he had some contemplating to get back to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull3tM0nk3y Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 Tried one right now. "Hello?""Is your refrigerator running?""I-is this a prank call?""Damn you sir' date=' you saw through my ruse.""It wasn't very hard to see through, honestly……""Ah, but you've missed my underlying scheme!""What?""This whole time I've been distracting you from contemplating what an abysmal failure your life has been!""………*hangs up*" I take it he had some contemplating to get back to.[/quote'] This is pure win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 Tried one right now. "Hello?""Is your refrigerator running?""I-is this a prank call?""Damn you sir' date=' you saw through my ruse.""It wasn't very hard to see through, honestly……""Ah, but you've missed my underlying scheme!""What?""This whole time I've been distracting you from contemplating what an abysmal failure your life has been!""………*hangs up*" I take it he had some contemplating to get back to.[/quote'] ....I think I just fell in love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver The Hedgehog Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 Me and my freind pulled this one. Us:"Hello?"Him:"Hello"Us:"Hi is this Dick?"Him:"Yes it is, how may I help you?"Us:"......Ha your names Dick!"*Hangs up* It was a hilarious moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 My friend called a Hotel once and said he was going to bomb them/set the hotel on fire It was pretty lulzy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vengeful lemonS Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 call anyone and say"hola this is carmen you be the peanutbutter and ill be the jelly! Si?"and basicly wing it from there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomboi Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 Call them, when they answer, don't say anythin. Just hang up. Repeat this. It annoys the sh** out of people :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 "Hello?""Hi, is Mr. Wall here?""Um sorry, no.""Oh, is Mrs. Wall here?""Um....nope.""Ok, are there any Walls in your house right now?""We don't have anyone called 'Wall' here.""Then how does your house have a roof?"*Hangs up* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 Tried one right now. "Hello?""Is your refrigerator running?""I-is this a prank call?""Damn you sir' date=' you saw through my ruse.""It wasn't very hard to see through, honestly……""Ah, but you've missed my underlying scheme!""What?""This whole time I've been distracting you from contemplating what an abysmal failure your life has been!""………*hangs up*" I take it he had some contemplating to get back to.[/quote'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limited Edition KING Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 A failed prank call. *Phone Rings in the middle of a meeting*"Yes hello WTF is it?""Hello is your refridgerator running?""No I'm an evil mastermind who lives in F*cking Egypt why the hell would I need a F*cking refridgerator?""Well then you better go and catch it!" *Hangs up*"Hello? Oh I see that was a prank call well you'd have to get up pretty early in the morning to make me look foolish." -Quoted from Mariks evil meeting Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 ^ Not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted September 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 I have to agree with The One. But Corporal Atlas's was pure win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 Tl;dr your boring pranks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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