Ģค๓blє Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 The whole point here is to think of 1 way to get kicked out of a Wal-Mart. We need to think of 101 ways. I will count the number of posts. Rules:No "I would rob the store... I would blow up the store.... I would buy the store"Nothing to do with death. You must use things that are in the store. ----------1I start. Turn on all of the Tvs in the store to a children's channel at max volume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Canoe Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Way 2: Walk in, buy a leotard, wear it, make sure your buttcheeks are hanging out, then sing Lady Gaga songs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimson General Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 3. start opening packs in the middle of the store and only keep the holos/good holos and walk out. ....what? were on YCM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ģค๓blє Posted September 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Way 2: Walk in' date=' buy a leotard, wear it, make sure your buttcheeks are hanging out, then sing Lady Gaga songs.[/quote'] Wow you are mentally ill... Way 4: Drink half of the beer in the store than run around in a mini-skirt and tights singing, "I'm a Barbie Girl!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altαir Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Way 5: Open stuff. Then throw the stuff at people entering and say, "Get lost, terrorists!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Canoe Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Way 6: Shoo the employees out claiming they are burglars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ģค๓blє Posted September 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Way 7: As every customer enters Wal-Mart, take a shopping chart and ride it straight into the customers screaming, "I claim this land in the name of Japan!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Detective Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Way 8: Go around the aisles of Walmart with an invisible gun, and sing the mission impossible theme. When you see a customer, shout "Bam, bam." Then pretend to dive for cover after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiko11 Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 way 9: Put boxes of condoms in peoples carts when they aren't looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ģค๓blє Posted September 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Way 10: Put on only a pair of panties and a cowboy hat than dance around and sing "My Milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiko11 Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 quit dressing up and singing >:l way 11: Breathe on the inside of the glass doors om the freezer section, then write mean things (backwords) on the inside of the doors, so people walk by and see it. ^^ so far my ways are most epic, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ģค๓blє Posted September 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Way 12: Get a toy pokeball off the shelfs and throw it at a customer shouting, "Go pokeball!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altαir Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Way 13: Take 2 teddy bears and a mop. Wet the floor so much that there is a 99.99% chance of slipping. Attach two teddy bears to your feet. Now you can skate and laugh at others miserably slipping and falling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Way 14: Go to the condoms section, open a box and take one out. Open it and put it down your pants. After about 30 seconds, take it out of your pants and place it back in the box. When a worker asks what you're doing, simply state, "Sorry. It didn't fit." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiko11 Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 ok then. I lurf the pokemon joke btw. way 14: move things from one isle, and put them on another. Ex: Take a hand lighter (the ones with the long neck,) and put it in the childerens toy isle. And vice versa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Canoe Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Way 16: Cartwheel across the tops of the shelves, then jump off and land on the manager. Then karate kick one of the shelves so they all fall down like dominoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ģค๓blє Posted September 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Way 17: Take all of the barbies and rip the hair out. Take A roll of tape and put the hair on it to make a dress. Put the tape on fishingline than put the whole thing on. Make sure you're wearing a coconut bra and womans bakini bottom. Go out in the middle of the place and jump up and down while eating 3 bananas at once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altαir Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 How many Way 14's are there? Way 18: Open all faucets in the bathroom. Flood the place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruno983 Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Wat 14:Every time a guy enter to the shop i start dancing in front of him wearing underpants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiko11 Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 ok WTF?!?!...... way 17: hide in the crane game (we have one in front of our walmart), and when ppl come to play, and activate the crane, jump out from uderneath the toys and shout :"AMEKEKENAOURU!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny Bohner Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Way 16: Enter the store completely nude, holding a 30 pack of cheap beer. Jump on top of the checkout thingumadoodle and shake up the cans, throwing them at random people. Every time you throw one, scream the name of a body part. If that doesn't get you kicked out, nuke China. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ģค๓blє Posted September 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 ((Nevermind the counting thing))Push the shelf over when someones on the other side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Beasto Perezoso Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Take all the Legos in the toy aisle and build a massive thingamajig that attacks people with massive amounts of flick-fire missles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirThan Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 walk in nude then beat evryone senslysly whith a hammer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiko11 Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 ok then, almost everyone can not count, including me. Also, most of these ways fail. I only liked mine and the pokeball one, cus the rest were just plain randomness. way 72: Walk into the womens clothing isle (If you are male, if not vice versa), and pick out a bakini. Change into it, leave the room and go to the checkout isle with loads of people, and ask if they carry a larger size. (Be wearing a very tight outfit!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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