PANDORUM™ Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Name the times that you've owned somebody, it can be someone from YCM or someone in real life aslong as you owned them [align=center]Mine:I was in the middle of a text conversation with my friendand i say to her "My phone is F*****g with me again, it's trying to p**s me off.[/align] [align=center]Her:Typical man, blame the machine.[/align] [align=center]Me:Typical Woman, blame the man OWNED[/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 I do it on an hourly basis at school and YCM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizzi Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 @Altair: Yeah me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomboi Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Some guy said something along the lines of F.U. to me, so I said:I'll kick your tiny drill :Dhe said: Don't kick me there, kick me here (pointing to his shoulder)I said: Turn around (obviously ready to raep him) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 I do it at school a LOT. All the kids 'cuss' each other like:'Yo man, y' momma suck my d*** las' night' And I respond:'That's preposterous! My mother is an english teacher, she would cavort with a person with such foreign language, good fellow! Now do jog on, you pustule, you wart on the body of the great english language! Crawl back into your vile hole with your ugly boil of a mouth!' My Dad owned a frenchman so badly on a flight to Canada for a job.My Dad was on a plane, and is was close to nightime, so he retracted his seat and fell asleep only to be woken up when the frenchman behind him started kicking my Dad's chair back up and complaining loudly in french. The air hostess said that they couldn't stop the frenchman and there were no spare seats so my Dad couldn't move. So my Dad got up, and shouted in the frenchman's face: "C'est à cause de gens comme vous que tout le monde déteste les Français!""It is because of people like you that the whole world hates the French!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Lining Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 ^ lol!!! J.S.Y.K, this whole convo was in a different language so it is slightly edited. My mom: You need to clean your room.Me: I'll do it later. My mom: You need to do it right now.Me: I'm studying. My mom: No you aren't, you're reading cosmo. Me: And studying. *Points to book beside me* My mom: JUST DO IT! NONE OF YOUR ATTITUDE!Me: I'm not giving you attitude, I'm simply telling you why I am not able to do this right now. You're the one who's being unreasonable. My mom: YOU ARE THE CHILD! YOU DO NOT TALK TO ME LIKE THIS!Me: You know what, mom? I CAN SCREAM TOO! IT DOESN'T MAKE ME ANY SCARIER!!!! lol, total own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Too many times to count on a daily basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Berserker- Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 I'm the kind of people that can generate the perfect answer in less than 1 second. But generally I just say nothing because I always hit right in the nail. I can hurt people's feelings easily and I know that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tkill93 Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 There aren't enough characters for me to be able to recount all of the times I've owned someone on YCM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 I do it on an hourly basis at school and YCM. You made me lol, all you do is troll someone elses reply/post. You don't do it. At school? Maybe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 I do it on an hourly basis at school and YCM. You made me lol' date=' all you do is troll someone elses reply/post. You don't do it. At school? Maybe...[/quote'] i lol'd Icy owns people all the time... (happy now Icy?) I only own people when it comes to something preverted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 At school, this guy started a fight with me. i punched his nose, he got pissed at ran at me. I stiff armed him and he fell to the ground and slipped backwards on the ice. He had a bloody nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 At school' date=' this guy started a fight with me. i punched his nose, he got pissed at ran at me. I stiff armed him and he fell to the ground and slipped backwards on the ice. He had a bloody nose.[/quote'] Moron. (You) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 I love you too ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANDORUM™ Posted September 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 I love you too ;) lol.you stole my joke, someone says "i hate you" or something like that to me i say that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 At school' date=' this guy started a fight with me. i punched his nose, he got pissed at ran at me. I stiff armed him and he fell to the ground and slipped backwards on the ice. He had a bloody nose.[/quote'] Moron. (You) @ Masked Duelist: Cool that sounds awesome.. =D @ Icy: nu Morons are allowed around here unless it's me got it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemniscate Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 I have reached the point where I stop trying to own people, just because I'm too lazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 [spoiler=PG-13. Lulz]I was at school the other day and I got into an argument of sorts with this kid Matt. Matt is the kinda kid that thinks he's better than you at EVERYTHING. Even things that he's never done before. So we started going back and forth about who was better at guitar (even though Matt has never played guitar before). And this is how the conversation ended. Matt: I guarantee I'm better than you, dude. I blow bastards like you out of the water.Me: You blow bastards? Did you just come out of the closet?Matt: Uh. EW! No dude! Whatever. *walks away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeREVOLUTION Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 I owned a fish once. I own a computer as well, I own many things. How do you guys own people, you guys slave owners or something? You guys are whack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 I do it on an hourly basis at school and YCM. You made me lol' date=' all you do is troll someone elses reply/post. You don't do it. At school? Maybe...[/quote'] Stroll back to your CC section baka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 I own someone everytime I: 1.) Use sarcasm to insult someone's intelligence.2.) Insult someone's intelligence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dissidia Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Talking to my friend. Me: HeyFriend: How's it going?*tries to steal my game**i backslap and then elbow in back*Friend: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!Me: You've got to be sh**ing me. I didnt even hit you that hard (true....if i went fully on him his ass would be mine)Friend: WTF you b***h! Everything was fine until u came over here.*OTHER friend just stared at us*Me: Okay first of all, why are you staring at us like we're a circus jacka**.*i point to friend 2*Friend: Hey dont be mean to him, like I said, why dont u leave?!Me: Why dont you quit looking through my window when i change, bi**h*Friend suddenly just stares at me*me: THATS WHAT I THOUGHT! OWNED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 I don't. I just use my immeasurable wit to scare people into submission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk-Chan Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 I'm the kind of people that can generate the perfect answer in less than 1 second. But generally I just say nothing because I always hit right in the nail. I can hurt people's feelings easily and I know that. There aren't enough characters for me to be able to recount all of the times I've owned someone on YCM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 I own someone everytime I: 1.) Use sarcasm to insult someone's intelligence.2.) Insult someone's intelligence. Considering that at the time I post this, you're banned for "Flaming/Trolling" I'd beg to differ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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