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Name the times that you've owned somebody, it can be someone from YCM or someone in real life aslong as you owned them

 

[align=center]Mine:

I was in the middle of a text conversation with my friend

and i say to her "My phone is F*****g with me again, it's trying to p**s me off.[/align]

 

[align=center]Her:

Typical man, blame the machine.[/align]

 

[align=center]Me:

Typical Woman, blame the man OWNED[/align]

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I do it at school a LOT. All the kids 'cuss' each other like:

'Yo man, y' momma suck my d*** las' night'

 

And I respond:

'That's preposterous! My mother is an english teacher, she would cavort with a person with such foreign language, good fellow! Now do jog on, you pustule, you wart on the body of the great english language! Crawl back into your vile hole with your ugly boil of a mouth!'

 

My Dad owned a frenchman so badly on a flight to Canada for a job.

My Dad was on a plane, and is was close to nightime, so he retracted his seat and fell asleep only to be woken up when the frenchman behind him started kicking my Dad's chair back up and complaining loudly in french. The air hostess said that they couldn't stop the frenchman and there were no spare seats so my Dad couldn't move. So my Dad got up, and shouted in the frenchman's face:

 

"C'est à cause de gens comme vous que tout le monde déteste les Français!"

"It is because of people like you that the whole world hates the French!"

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^ lol!!!

 

J.S.Y.K, this whole convo was in a different language so it is slightly edited.

 

My mom: You need to clean your room.

Me: I'll do it later.

My mom: You need to do it right now.

Me: I'm studying.

My mom: No you aren't, you're reading cosmo.

Me: And studying. *Points to book beside me*

My mom: JUST DO IT! NONE OF YOUR ATTITUDE!

Me: I'm not giving you attitude, I'm simply telling you why I am not able to do this right now. You're the one who's being unreasonable.

My mom: YOU ARE THE CHILD! YOU DO NOT TALK TO ME LIKE THIS!

Me: You know what, mom? I CAN SCREAM TOO! IT DOESN'T MAKE ME ANY SCARIER!!!!

 

lol, total own.

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I do it on an hourly basis at school and YCM.

 

You made me lol' date=' all you do is troll someone elses reply/post.

You don't do it.

 

At school? Maybe...

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i lol'd

 

Icy owns people all the time... (happy now Icy?)

 

I only own people when it comes to something preverted.

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At school' date=' this guy started a fight with me. i punched his nose, he got pissed at ran at me. I stiff armed him and he fell to the ground and slipped backwards on the ice. He had a bloody nose.

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Moron. (You)

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At school' date=' this guy started a fight with me. i punched his nose, he got pissed at ran at me. I stiff armed him and he fell to the ground and slipped backwards on the ice. He had a bloody nose.

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Moron. (You)

 

@ Masked Duelist: Cool that sounds awesome.. =D

 

@ Icy: nu Morons are allowed around here unless it's me got it?

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[spoiler=PG-13. Lulz]

I was at school the other day and I got into an argument of sorts with this kid Matt. Matt is the kinda kid that thinks he's better than you at EVERYTHING. Even things that he's never done before. So we started going back and forth about who was better at guitar (even though Matt has never played guitar before). And this is how the conversation ended.

 

Matt: I guarantee I'm better than you, dude. I blow bastards like you out of the water.

Me: You blow bastards? Did you just come out of the closet?

Matt: Uh. EW! No dude! Whatever. *walks away*

 

 

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Talking to my friend.

 

Me: Hey

Friend: How's it going?

*tries to steal my game*

*i backslap and then elbow in back*

Friend: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Me: You've got to be sh**ing me. I didnt even hit you that hard (true....if i went fully on him his ass would be mine)

Friend: WTF you b***h! Everything was fine until u came over here.

*OTHER friend just stared at us*

Me: Okay first of all, why are you staring at us like we're a circus jacka**.

*i point to friend 2*

Friend: Hey dont be mean to him, like I said, why dont u leave?!

Me: Why dont you quit looking through my window when i change, bi**h

*Friend suddenly just stares at me*

me: THATS WHAT I THOUGHT!

 

OWNED

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I'm the kind of people that can generate the perfect answer in less than 1 second. But generally I just say nothing because I always hit right in the nail. I can hurt people's feelings easily and I know that.

 

There aren't enough characters for me to be able to recount all of the times I've owned someone on YCM.

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I own someone everytime I:

 

1.) Use sarcasm to insult someone's intelligence.

2.) Insult someone's intelligence.

 

Considering that at the time I post this, you're banned for "Flaming/Trolling" I'd beg to differ.

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