Guest JoshIcy Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Pirate 101: The Rules!Thee first thing ye need to know ‘bout becomin’ a pirate be crucial: ye gatta believe yer a pirate! If ye don’t truly believe ye be a Swashbuckler' date=' then aint nobody else ganna be fooled! Best follow these steps below! 1. Captain We pirates don’t be good at speakin’. We scowl a lot, and we like to mutter most o’ our words. Best get used to it, matey! 2. Ye gatta run yer words together. Ye gatta slur. Don’t use no proper sentences, either! 3. If ye still have yer hands, use a motherload o’ gestures. Movin’ yer hands about when ye speak be key to a pirate’s life. It also be good fer ye circulation! 4. Pirates be loud n’ lusty. Thee louder ye be, thee smart’r ye sound! 5. Never say “you” or “your” unless ye wishes to walk thee plank! It be “ye” an’ “yer” in thee Pirate’s life! Savvy? 6. Oh, and it be “me” and not no “I” or “mine”! Fer example, “that be me sword, ye no good two toothed thievin’ scallywag!” 7. Drop thee “g” after words endin’ in “ing”. There be no need fer that “g” after many words, like goin’, and playin’, and fishin’, and swimmin’! 8. Make up words if ye have to! We pirates don’t be minding a wee bit o’ hornswaggling! 9. Never leave port without yer good luck charm, or there be mighty dire consequences! Me never leaves home without me lucky skull beret! The sea is full of danger, excitement, and... fish. [b']Pirate 101: Use Swanky Pirate Lingo[/b]Below be a list o’ thee best pirate-speak in all thee seven seas! When ye read this, ye be ready fer Talk Like A Pirate Day! Cutlass * All hands on deck! – A cry that calls for immediate action. * Ahoy! – A general greeting, meaning "Hello!" * Arrr! – A pirate’s most commonly used word that has no solid definition. * Avast! – A cry that generally means “Stop and give attention.” Can also mean "Whoa!” or "Check it out" or "No way!" * Aye! - "Yes!" * Belay - To immediately cease or stop. * Booty - Anything of value that a pirate can plunder. * Cat’o’Nine Tails – A whip made up of nine knotted ropes. * Crow’s Nest – A lookout point at the top of the tallest mast on a ship. * Cutlass – A curved sword, favored by many sailors. * Davy Jones' Locker – Technically means the bottom of the sea. It is also where the souls of drowned pirates go. * Grog – A pirate’s beverage of choice. * Hoist the Colors! –To raise the Pirate flag before attacking. * Hearties –Shipmates and friends. * Hornswaggle—To cheat or to lie. * Lad—A name for a young gentleman. * Lass - A name for a young woman, usually more polite. * Lubber or landlubber—A name give to those who prefer land over the sea. * Motherload –A term for a very large amount of booty or treasure. * Salt or Old Salt—The name given to veteran Sailors. Also used to enhance the flavor of food. * Savvy – Meaning to understand or “okay”. * Smartly – To do or to perform something quickly. * Scurvy –A common condition of sailors who go too long without eating fruits and vegetables. * Shiver me timbers! –"Well, I'll be" or "What a surprise!" * Swag—The common term for riches and/or gold. * Walk the plank – To be forced to walk the length of a plank that has been placed over the side of a ship. The outcome is not promising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk-Chan Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Sounds stupid not so good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Sounds stupid not so good. Don't get me wrong... Ive hated it every year except this one... Not sure why this one in particular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Jevans Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Now then ye swine, what be the point of talkin' like this? 'tis a bit strange to be talkin' like wee lads and lasses one moment and then like the most cruel seadogs around the next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk-Chan Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 You got this from AE? We talkin' Artix Entertainment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 You got this from AE? We talkin' Artix Entertainment? Yeah? Its something they do every year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk-Chan Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Oi...only did that once. Got Riptide. Wish it were Riiptide.inb4 someone goes talkin' like a Pirate again, Ninjas > Pirates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Sounds stupid not so good. Arrr, ye be down in Davy Jones' Locker, landlubber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Jevans Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Oi...only did that once. Got Riptide. Wish it were Riiptide.inb4 someone goes talkin' like a Pirate again' date=' Ninjas > Pirates.[/quote'] Ye best not ta be sayin' that again or ye'll be tastin' a mouthfull o' me fist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk-Chan Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 My point exactly.Whatever it was? I don't know, but I know I made one lolz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinitus Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Oi...only did that once. Got Riptide. Wish it were Riiptide.inb4 someone goes talkin' like a Pirate again' date=' [b']Ninjas > Pirates.[/b] IPT: Ye treachurous scalliwag! Ye best be appreciatin' the pirate's tongue, or I be givin' ye a reason TO respect it. Savvy? OoPT: I like this language. Better than lolspeak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Max Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Yar! There be booty in these here Trap Cards! You scurvy Dog! Face the wrath of the mighty Toy Banhammer! YARRRRR! I swear I never want to talk like that again.... :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Jevans Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Well at least thar be one or two people tryin' instead o' just shuttin' it down. Ye may as well try it despite probably soundin' like a total prat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 My point exactly.Whatever it was? I don't know' date=' but I know I made one [b']lolz[/b] Arr, yer mother was quite the lulzy herself tha lass. She be a fine cooker too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Yaaar, this here thread be a too long fer me ta read! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk-Chan Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 I will never talk the tongue of a Pirate. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Jevans Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Yaaar' date=' this here thread be a too long fer me ta read![/quote'] Thar be no need fer readin' no more. Just be talkin' like this, me friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 I will never talk the tongue of a Pirate. Ever. Really now landlubber? Now ye be best walking the plank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Jevans Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 And if walkin' the plank don't suit ya, me and me crew'll keelhaul ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk-Chan Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 I will never talk the tongue of a Pirate. Ever. Really now landlubber? Now ye be best walking the plank. lol wtf? I ain't walking on a piece of wood over the Atlantic Ocean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 I will never talk the tongue of a Pirate. Ever. Really now landlubber? Now ye be best walking the plank. lol wtf? I ain't walking on a piece of wood over the Atlantic Ocean. How about the Pacific, I heard the Japanese are givin' swimin' lessons. Care ter join them lad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk-Chan Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 I will never talk the tongue of a Pirate. Ever. Really now landlubber? Now ye be best walking the plank. lol wtf? I ain't walking on a piece of wood over the Atlantic Ocean. How about the Pacific' date=' I heard the Japanese are givin' swimin' lessons. Care ter join them lad?[/quote'] Noooooo? Make it the Antarctic and we'll talk. Let's see your wooden boats sail THOSE seas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeroshot Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 * Salt or Old Salt—The name given to veteran Sailors. Also used to enhance the flavor of food. This be the sole thin that made me Lolarr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 I will never talk the tongue of a Pirate. Ever. Really now landlubber? Now ye be best walking the plank. lol wtf? I ain't walking on a piece of wood over the Atlantic Ocean. How about the Pacific' date=' I heard the Japanese are givin' swimin' lessons. Care ter join them lad?[/quote'] Noooooo? Make it the Antarctic and we'll talk. Let's see your wooden boats sail THOSE seas! Arrr, ye be thinkin' that me ship can't handle the seas of the Antarctic? Ye be wrong lad, I own the region of the Antarctic Seas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Avast ye fellow pirates! Walk the plank, 'o ye get a whippin' of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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