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Cyndaquil

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I'm not allowed to Trick-or-Treat, my parents say I'm too old.

Last year, I took my sister Trick-or-Treating, and then mooched off her candy.

This year, I have a debate tournament that day, we're allowed to wear costumes, so I'll be wearing a Freddy Kruger shirt, and a false mustache.

Yeah, I'm f***ing awesome like that.

If only my goatee would grow out faster, then I wouldn't need a false one. >.>

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I'm not allowed to Trick-or-Treat' date=' my parents say I'm too old.[/b']

Last year, I took my sister Trick-or-Treating, and then mooched off her candy.

This year, I have a debate tournament that day, we're allowed to wear costumes, so I'll be wearing a Freddy Kruger shirt, and a false mustache.

Yeah, I'm f***ing awesome like that.

If only my goatee would grow out faster, then I wouldn't need a false one. >.>

 

Your parents must be retarded. Run away from home and trick or treat. Return with some candy later. Hell return with a babe too. Just too piss them off.

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