Death Bishop Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 Once I saw Cyber Altair's face, and needed an eye reconstruction. I was flown to Elsavador to see a specialist becuase I was fully blinded by his face. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 Apparently my dick is but a stub so they'll have to add a part of a mouse's =[ I've been scheduled twice but both of the times I had female surgeons and they ended up laughing so hard they knocked the microscope off the table and broke it. Cyber Altair' date= I'm real happy for you and I'mma let you finish, but I fixed it for you.[/quote] I would have been mildly offended had you used the meme correctly. Shame you didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Mousy Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 I had 2 teeth taken out after I lost 2 teeth in a sports accident. (Just to balance the left and right side) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Omega Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 I had a herniated disc as a baby' date=' and I cracked my skull when I was 6.[/quote'] I had something familiar when I was 6. Don't think I cracked my skull though. I fell down the sewers, hit me head hard on the wall and it began to bleed...a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 I've never had a surgery. I almost had one when I tore a hole in my esophagus, but it managed to heal itself. They gave me Vicodin for the pain. That stuff is awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Apparently my dick is but a stub so they'll have to add a part of a mouse's =[ I've been scheduled twice but both of the times I had female surgeons and they ended up laughing so hard they knocked the microscope off the table and broke it. Cyber Altair' date= I'm real happy for you and I'mma let you finish, but I fixed it for you.[/quote] I would have been mildly offended had you used the meme correctly. Shame you didn't. Eh, so I excluded the "but X's Y was the greatest Z of all time. The greatest Z of all time", bite me =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Mousy Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Wait, Alt? Aren't you a girl?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimiri of the Muse Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 <.< u sir deserve a facepalm um i went to the emergency room had staples out in meh head here meh storywell my little bro got the birdie (badminton) stuck on teh roof. i got a push broom and heaved it up there. i didn't think about the down. i looked up and saw it coming. i ducked quickly and got saved from being blinded. then it went all slow-moey and i called teh cops. the ambulance came and in teh firetruck was meh bestfriends dad. he lives down teh street. he told meh when he got teh call he knew it was either me or him tat got hurt. l8r i got home and washed the blood out of my hair. i went outside and said oh come on no freaking way. tat is mega bul crap. sheet! the birdie was still on teh roofhow do teh fix the hernia of teh groin anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 <.< u sir deserve a facepalm um i went to the emergency room had staples out in meh head here meh storywell my little bro got the birdie (badminton) stuck on teh roof. i got a push broom and heaved it up there. i didn't think about the down. i looked up and saw it coming. i ducked quickly and got saved from being blinded. then it went all slow-moey and i called teh cops. the ambulance came and in teh firetruck was meh bestfriends dad. he lives down teh street. he told meh when he got teh call he knew it was either me or him tat got hurt. l8r i got home and washed the blood out of my hair. i went outside and said oh come on no freaking way. tat is mega bul crap. s***! the birdie was still on teh roofhow do teh fix the hernia of teh groin anyway Speak english please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Apparently my dick is but a stub so they'll have to add a part of a mouse's =[ I've been scheduled twice but both of the times I had female surgeons and they ended up laughing so hard they knocked the microscope off the table and broke it. Cyber Altair' date= I'm real happy for you and I'mma let you finish, but I fixed it for you.[/quote] I would have been mildly offended had you used the meme correctly. Shame you didn't. Eh, so I excluded the "but X's Y was the greatest Z of all time. The greatest Z of all time", bite me =P Bring it on jabroni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull3tM0nk3y Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 When I was born my tongue was stuck to the bottom of my mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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