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[spoiler=The Interwebz Christmas Story]Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the server, not a player was haxxing, even a moderator. The orcs were hiding in the valley with fear, in dread that the players soon would be here.

 

The bosses were nestled all snug in their caves, while visions of giving EXP loomed in their brains. And my player had obtained a horse and a sattle, while I settled my brain for a long winter's battle.

 

When out in the valley there arouse such a clatter, the orcs ran away in fear of my hammer. Away to the orcs I flew like a flash, rose up my hammer and killed them with a smash.

 

The amount of exp from the new fallen orcs, have given a lustre of awesomeness to my Gauntlets of Lores. When what to my wandering player should appear, but a miniature elf with an expression of fear.

 

With a green and red hat so pointy and large, I knew in a moment it must be the Christmas Bard. More rapid than n00bs with the super speed cheat, I summoned my ultimate Gods of the Greek.

 

"On Basher, on Smasher, on Crusher, on Elvin! On Slicer, on Dicer, on Skeletal Brazen! One hit kill, one hit kill, one hit kill all!"

 

While all servers lagged as the gods went by, when they meet with a monster, everything fries. So on to the event monster, the killers they ran, with eyes full of rage, and power that could get banned.

 

And then in a flurry of bones and a scream, I obtained my event item, and a lot EXP. As I lvl'd my stats, and was checking my quests, St. Nicholas logged on with the Mighty Shield of Rest.

 

He was dressed all in Paladin clothes from his head to his foot, and his clothes were all tarnished with scratches and soot. An awesome God Sword he had sheathed on his back, and he looked like a mod getting ready to hack.

 

His armor how it sparkled, his statitistics how high! His ATK was like 70, and he had the ability to Fly. His super awesome sword, shone like the sun, and I felt like I should run.

 

Powerful spikes he held tight in his fists, and his abilities on his profile made a giant list. He had a broad lance, and a super awesome bear, that breathed fire when they fought, and made a really cool flare.

 

He was an awesome Paladin, a super cool hack, I grinned with awesomeness, that made me want to laugh. A swing of his sword, and a roar of his beast, soon gave me to know I'd better move my feet.

 

He spoke not a word, but went straight to kicking ass. Before I knew what happened I realised I was smashed. Laying a hand aside of my corpse, he ransacked my inventory for my Hammer of Roars.

 

He sprang to his mount, to his bear gave a command, and away they all flew, after giving me a ban, but I heard him exclaim ere he began to log off "lol n00b, mrry xmas 2 u, & 2 all a perma ban!"

 

 

Anyway, I'm pretty sure that sucked. Discuss the christmas season, and any strange or funny events that have happened.

 

One year, my cat knocked over the Christmas Tree.

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Creator, you're not nearly as badass as you seem to think you're portraying yourself as.

 

=/ Goodness, this guy's bragging could rival DD's.

 

And as for your reference about me being stuck as a boss in a game? Preposterous. I wouldn't be here if I was~

 

Besides, you can talk about hell all you want, but I took it over. That makes you chopped liver.

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Zexaeon I still blow you out of the water. I'm a god for creatiing my own Galaxy, I filled this Galaxy with several species of Creatures, who in turn went and got intelligent enough to beable to fly to the center of the Galaxy I created.

 

This is not a lie and I can link you to the site that proves it.

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