Tempest Dahlia Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 I have a Magical Gensokyo Penis. ... Doesn't every girl? Wow... that's not wierd at all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 I have a Magical Gensokyo Penis. ... Doesn't every girl? Wow... that's not wierd at all... But but! Lar has one too! She even let me play with it! D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 *Slowly moves until he is beside Tempest* Yeah, I'm outta here.... before I see scarring futimages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherry Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 Dammit Black. Get over here.I'M TRYING TO EAT YOU. @Xirny: SHE DID? When was this? D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 Xirno, you're a robot. You don't count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherry Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 Xirny never co- Larxene, when are you turning me into a robot? D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 Dammit Black. Get over here.I'M TRYING TO EAT YOU. @Xirny: SHE DID? When was this? D< Multiple Occasions D: Xirno' date=' you're a robot. You don't count.[/quote'] But I still have a sex ;.; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Dahlia Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 I have a Magical Gensokyo Penis. ... Doesn't every girl? Wow... that's not wierd at all... But but! Lar has one too! She even let me play with it! D: l honestly dunno what to say or how to feel... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 Like me! I can enter your room' date=' right?[/quote'] No. It's not our fault' date=' you took our meat locker. How are we supposed to eat meat if we don't actually use the meat locker?[/quote'] *gives Meat Locker* I never used it anyway. I think I should start making a list of who's allowed to enter my room >=[ But I'm your mommy.I was just hungry. >= Too bad >=[ No, your room is the meat locker. That's why it's so cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 I've now figured it out. I'm not really a robot, I was born by Larxene asexually reproducing, then Lar being the freak she is, decided to expirement on my loli body, and somehow gave both of us penises due to some mistake. Being a robot is just a cover-up. Also Nex just get a new meat locker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherry Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 That's a total lie. You're a robot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 But don't worry, I took lessons from the blue fairy. I can make you a real girl and instead of lieing making your nose grow it makes something allot lower grow. It's what I do. For those poor unfortunate souls. So sad, so true, this one wants to have dinner that one wants to get the god. And do I help them? Yes I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 But don't worry' date=' I took lessons from the blue fairy. I can make you a real girl and instead of lieing making your nose grow it makes something allot lower grow. It's what I do. For those poor unfortunate souls. So sad, so true, this one wants to have dinner that one wants to get the god. And do I help them? Yes I do.[/quote'] Damnitt Nexev I still don't know what you're saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherry Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 Nexev.Stop using big words/crazy explanations. Xirny obviously cannot comprehend....Not calling you stupid or anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 Nexev.Stop using big words/crazy explanations. Xirny obviously cannot comprehend....Not calling you stupid or anything. <3 jabroni, I may be blonde but that doesn't make me stupid D:< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherry Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 Nexev.Stop using big words/crazy explanations. Xirny obviously cannot comprehend....Not calling you stupid or anything. b****' date=' I may be blonde but that doesn't make me stupid D:[/quote'] I didn't say that.I even said I wasn't calling you stupid. >: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 Nexev.Stop using big words/crazy explanations. Xirny obviously cannot comprehend....Not calling you stupid or anything. <3 b****' date=' I may be blonde but that doesn't make me stupid D:<[/quote'] I didn't say that.I even said I wasn't calling you stupid. >: Just making it clear >=[ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherry Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 Nexev.Stop using big words/crazy explanations. Xirny obviously cannot comprehend....Not calling you stupid or anything. b****' date=' I may be blonde but that doesn't make me stupid D:[/quote'] I didn't say that.I even said I wasn't calling you stupid. >: Just making it clear >=[ I know that.Mother knows these things goddammit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 You want to be alive. I can do that. For 3 days. In this time period you must give Larxene to share your love. IE a simutanus orgasm. If you do then your home, your here, your happily ever after. If you don't your soul rots in my agricultural hell for the rest of my short life. However thier is one small thing, I will require a fee, Not much of course, only... your lust. Xirno stars in... The Little Sex Slave. Rated R. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 You want to be alive. I can do that. For 3 days. In this time period you must give Larxene to share your love. IE a simutanus orgasm. If you do then your home' date=' your here, your happily ever after. If you don't your soul rots in my agricultural hell for the rest of my short life. However thier is one small thing, I will require a fee, Not much of course, only... your lust. Xirno stars in... The Little Sex Slave. Rated R.[/quote'] My Lust!? But I'm nothing without my lust! D: And, let me get these straight. I have to get Lar to love me or I die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherry Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 That's basically it. Good luck with getting love from her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 No, you have to work at a farm. And you will have your looks, your pretty face, and don't underestimate the power of the emotional aspect. The goddess don't like anyone looser. They hardly are entertained by a whore. Yes for gods it must preferred for their ladies not to sleep with any cur. After all dear, why else will I prattle for? Come on, they are not that impressed with sexual harassment, true deities skip it when they can. But aren't they impressed, with a women who can keep her dress. It's she who has standards who gets the dad. Come on you poor unfortunate bot! Go ahead, make your choice. I'm a very busy madman and I haven't got all day. It won't cost much, just your lust. You poor unfortunate bot, it's sad, but true. If your picky over pussy, sweet you got to pay the toll. Take a gulp, take a glance, go ahead and sign the scroll. Awesome, Skuldur, now I got her boys. The boss is on a roll! You poor, unfortunate bot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 This is funny ^^ Keep the riddle-like speech up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 Alright! I will give up my lust for her love! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Dahlia Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 l want someone to love me DX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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