Zexaeon Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 *Grabs broken* Excuse us. *Takes Broken off screen.* *A large flash and a boom is seen and heard, respectively* *walks back on screen* I warned him he'd get hit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinitus Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 You were blowing our budget' date=' there ARE other people who want ad time, and they can't have that if you're running around doing artard SNL sketches now cant hey? No, no they can't.[/quote'] SNL is a TV show, and we and Zex are the guest hosts. If you don't know what something is, don't try and make a witty response to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 *Roughly shoves Infinitus away from the camera* FORGET THAT CRUMMY BIOGRAPGY! THESE ORGYBABIES ARE STUFFED WITH COTTON. MAGIC COTTON. FROM MAGIC LAND. Also' date=' we are officially sold out of Zexaeon Orgybabies! Even all our stock of common, cheap Zexaeon plushies were bought out by angry callers who didn't get what they wanted and thought they should at least walk away with something! So now, our next item, THIS VINTAGE LIMITED-EDITION NEXEV ORGYMON! Linda: And what's special about this one, Aeon? I'm glad you asked! This Nexev is virtually identical to every other Edition 4 Nexev in existence. Except, this one has the super rare, out-of-production accessory, Shades' Shades! There are only 300 of these in stock folks, and a shipment of the last 400 won't be here till tomorrow! Act now, our starting price is only $99.99![/quote'] I demand a discount due to you using my likeness.But I'll buy it anyway. I would make an ad for Nex-Mart but my ad schemes aren't that great. So I'll just add this. We have a limited time sale, if you make a purchase of over $100 we will also grant you a 2 month trial of your continued pathetic excuse for an existence absolutely free! But why would you need that when you have all this great deals? Thanks to a rift in reality made by our patented GodFuckerZX © we have managed to alter reality in a way that causes it to converge on our location. Some treehugging scientists complain that this will eventually end life as we know it but would you rather live long and bored or die but with our LOW LOW prices! How does this effect you? At Nexmart we can use this to make items that shouldn't exist! Like the Chyuri sexdoll! All the benefits of that girl LAr loves without any emotional bonding whatsoever. In addition Nexmart is the only train station that can not only take you anywhere, but also one time! So come to Nexmart, where fantasy becomes reality and reality becomes myth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherry Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Wait. What?We have two Wal-Marts? A Zex-Mart and a Nex-Mart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 No... Only Nex-mart. Zex-mart is our shipping service. You know, Mail to order? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Like the Chyuri sexdoll! All the benefits of that girl LAr loves without any emotional bonding whatsoever. I'll take 539! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherry Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Like the Chyuri sexdoll! All the benefits of that girl LAr loves without any emotional bonding whatsoever. I'll take 539! I would've taken 666 if I were you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Sold! Let's see, the original price is at $40 each, add the discount.... The total would be about, 6 cubic kilometer containers of B.L.O.O.D. I will take the payment out of your bank now (Nexmart also has the worlds greatest safety deposit/bank system). Enjoy, will you like them teleported to your residence or would you like to take advantage of one of our suites to give them a test run? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Send them to my house, I can use them in my room. AND I'D BETTER GET THEM. GOD HELP YOU IF I DON'T GET THEM. And I'm 100% serious. Go invent them, and send them to my house. Now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Dahlia Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Does the Nex-Mart dabble in Real Estate? Rachel wants me to move out by tomorrow morning...I'll pay top dollar for a house right next to hers.And i'll pay sheet if it isn't. >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zexaeon Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 I have a house I could sell you. If you don't mind a few side-effects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 *Dusts self off and walks back on screen* Jebus Zex, no need to be so melodramatic. And Infinitus, as Assistant to the Assistant of the Executive of Advertising for the Org-Mart, I'm just trying to not frighten the viewers. As amusing as your stuff is, we're not trying to scare people to death, that kind of publicity is what FOX is famous for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Send them to my house' date=' I can use them in my room. AND I'D BETTER GET THEM. GOD HELP YOU IF I DON'T GET THEM. And I'm 100% serious. Go invent them, and send them to my house. Now.[/quote'] Welll then you might have a delayed service. I will have to learn how to build one, where you live, and what Chyiuri looks like. Then I'd have to get the parts, assmble them, and then mail them. It would take a LONG time. ... So much for college. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Send them to my house' date=' I can use them in my room. AND I'D BETTER GET THEM. GOD HELP YOU IF I DON'T GET THEM. And I'm 100% serious. Go invent them, and send them to my house. Now.[/quote'] Welll then you might have a delayed service. I will have to learn how to build one, where you live, and what Chyiuri looks like. Then I'd have to get the parts, assmble them, and then mail them. It would take a LONG time. ... So much for college. I shall help you! You just have to pay for the plane ticket to the US. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zexaeon Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Melodrama is my thing, Broken. *dramatic pose* DEAL WITH IT~ Also, if you guys want to watch a good, short, funny, strange, horribly violent anime, go watch Dai Mahou Touge. I saw it like, 4 years ago, and have just now decided to share it. It stars a sweet-as-buttons Magical Girl named Punie who comes from the magical world to learn Earth's customs so that she can return home and inherit the Queenship. But she manages to get into a bit of trouble while there. But not to worry! With her magical stick and super submission skills, she will KILL THEM ALL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coinsu Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Hey Skuldur what country do you live in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Send them to my house' date=' I can use them in my room. AND I'D BETTER GET THEM. GOD HELP YOU IF I DON'T GET THEM. And I'm 100% serious. Go invent them, and send them to my house. Now.[/quote'] Welll then you might have a delayed service. I will have to learn how to build one, where you live, and what Chyiuri looks like. Then I'd have to get the parts, assmble them, and then mail them. It would take a LONG time. ... So much for college. I demand you also make 101 Larxene Sexdolls for me :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 @Coinsu: It's a secret that only the Elite members know. =O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 @Coinsu: It's a secret that only the Elite members know. =O Isn't it I- *gets smothered and thrown into a closet* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coinsu Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Haha. (unlocks closet) You okay there Voyeur? Could you please call me Alu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Send them to my house' date=' I can use them in my room. AND I'D BETTER GET THEM. GOD HELP YOU IF I DON'T GET THEM. And I'm 100% serious. Go invent them, and send them to my house. Now.[/quote'] Welll then you might have a delayed service. I will have to learn how to build one, where you live, and what Chyiuri looks like. Then I'd have to get the parts, assmble them, and then mail them. It would take a LONG time. ... So much for college. I demand you also make 101 Larxene Sexdolls for me :3 No sexdoll can capture my beauty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Dahlia Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 I have a house I could sell you. If you don't mind a few side-effects. ... Like?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Haha. (unlocks closet) You okay there Voyeur? Could you please call me Alu? Leave me be. I'm waiting for Lar to find me tied up :3 If I'm gonna call you A_u' date=' I'm gonna call you Aru Akise. So if your fine with Aru Akise, sure~ =P No sexdoll can capture my beauty. Can I have the real thing then~ <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 @Voyeur: Only if you've done your homework. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 @Voyeur: Only if you've done your homework. Of course I have, Skuldur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.