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@Marisa: Pastafarians are those who believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster and his Noodly Appendage. There was a thread recently made about it. It's a joke religion.

 

Matter of fact' date=' it's not even a religion. It was a note some guy said to the board of his college.

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Humans get weirder and weirder 0____0

 

Also Amethyst: What's your PSN ID?

 

I'm only in the beginning of Chapter 2 on FFXIII. I made myself catch up to Claire last night, but I probably last my advantage since I haven't played today =o

 

Allow me to elaborate on the story:

 

Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away (Some university. I think it was in Kentucky.), this university decided to teach Christianity alongside Evolution to give students options. However, it felt as if that they were not shedding light on all of the options. One man, one mission, to remind the world of the forgotten theory of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he sent a letter to the board, explaining the predicament, as well as the theory of the FSM.

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And Zeo' date=' we used all our Neils, and Gant has become resistant to Lanas DX

 

Btw, do you have the OST for AAI? I can give the MP3s to you if you want them.

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Throw some Jake's then. Or some Worthys. D

 

Nah. But thanks for the offer. I'll just listen to them on Youtube.

 

Oh and Amethyst, I'm on the last day of Case 3 in JFA. Zomg.

I can't believe I forgot half of the stuff, so I presented the wrong evidence half of the time. xD

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And Zeo' date=' we used all our Neils, and Gant has become resistant to Lanas DX

 

Btw, do you have the OST for AAI? I can give the MP3s to you if you want them.

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Throw some Jake's then. Or some Worthys. D<

 

Nah. But thanks for the offer. I'll just listen to them on Youtube.

 

Oh and Amethyst, I'm on the last day of Case 3 in JFA. Zomg.

I can't believe I forgot half of the stuff, so I presented the wrong evidence half of the time. xD

 

The clown pisses me off, with his damn random press penalties.

 

And we are NOT throwing any Edgeworths at Gant. They're too precious ^^

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@Marisa: Pastafarians are those who believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster and his Noodly Appendage. There was a thread recently made about it. It's a joke religion.

 

Matter of fact' date=' it's not even a religion. It was a note some guy said to the board of his college.

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Humans get weirder and weirder 0____0

 

Also Amethyst: What's your PSN ID?

 

I'm only in the beginning of Chapter 2 on FFXIII. I made myself catch up to Claire last night, but I probably last my advantage since I haven't played today =o

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In an open letter sent to the Kansas State Board of Education, Henderson parodied the concept of intelligent design by professing belief in a supernatural creator which closely resembles spaghetti and meatballs. Henderson further called for his "Pastafarian" theory of creation to be allotted equal time in science classrooms alongside intelligent design and evolution. He explained that since the intelligent design movement uses ambiguous references to an unspecified "Intelligent Designer", any conceivable entity may fulfill that role, even a Flying Spaghetti Monster. After Henderson published the letter on his website, it rapidly became an internet phenomenon and a symbol for the case against intelligent design in public schools.

 

Pastafarian beliefs—generally satires of Creationism—are presented both on Henderson's website, where he is described as a "prophet", and in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, published by Villiard Press in 2006. The central belief is that an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. Pirates are revered as the original Pastafarians, and Pastafarians facetiously assert that a steady decline in the number of pirates has resulted in a significant rise in global temperature. Pastafarians celebrate every Friday as a holy day; this is the holiest of Pastafarian holidays, which include Ramendan, Pastaover, and a vaguely defined holiday named "Holiday".

 

The central belief is that an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe "after drinking heavily". According to these beliefs, the Monster's intoxication was the cause for a flawed Earth. Furthermore, according to Pastafarianism, all "evidence" for evolution was planted by the Flying Spaghetti Monster in an effort to test Pastafarians' faith—parodying certain biblical literalists.

 

The Pastafarian belief of Heaven contains a beer volcano and a stripper factory. The Pastafarian Hell is similar, except that the beer is stale and the strippers have sexually transmitted diseases.

 

According to Pastafarian beliefs, pirates are "absolute divine beings" and the original Pastafarians.[7] Furthermore, Pastafarians believe that pirates' image as "thieves and outcasts" is misinformation spread by Christian theologians in the Middle Ages and by Hare Krishnas. Pastafarians, instead, believe that they were "peace-loving explorers and spreaders of good will" who distributed candy to small children, adding that modern pirates are in no way similar to "the fun-loving buccaneers from history". In addition, Pastafarians believe that ghost pirates are to be responsible for all of the mysterious lost ships and planes of the Bermuda Triangle. Pastafarians celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day on September 19.[30]

 

The inclusion of pirates in Pastafarianism was part of Henderson's original letter to the Kansas State Board of Education, in an effort to illustrate that correlation does not imply causation. Henderson presented the argument that "global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of pirates since the 1800s." A chart accompanying the letter (with numbers humorously disordered on the x-axis) shows that as the number of pirates decreased, global temperatures increased. This parodies the suggestion from some religious groups that the high numbers of disasters, famines and wars in the world is due to the lack of respect and worship towards their deity. In 2008, Henderson interpreted the growing pirate activities at the Gulf of Aden as additional support, pointing out that Somalia has "the highest number of Pirates AND the lowest Carbon emissions of any country".

 

 

 

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I never pulled that vrap.... Hmph... I don't get why they do. Senpai scared the n00b off of YCM because he hasn't made another post since XD

 

Noobs just get noobier every time...

 

Just like how 6th graders get shorter every year...

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Lol, it is very strange, when i was in year 1, (I don't know what grade that is but first year) all the older kids seemed huge but when i got there we seemed small, but i think that is just because i was small and they looked bigger to me.

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