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Akira-chan looks like she could use some games of Sploderball.

 

Though, in terms of delegates, though I'm not that good at negotiation, shouldn't the boss be him? He seems... mellow, and will probably not want to start a global nuclear conflict that renders the planet uninhabitable.

 

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I'm a good, humble, and sometimes passive person, but I don't believe I'm up for the job. Not only that, I would never slyly edge in the subject of me being a good candidate by saying I'm a bad one and displaying my good traits.

 

If I did that, it's not like I would reveal it in my post as if I were trying to say I wouldn't do that when I was really telegraphing that I was doing that.

 

In all seriousness, I vote Nexev. His idea, he deserves it.

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You know, this reminds me of this one time when I was still at war with Evaz. So me, Moscow, Boom-Boom, Baba-kun and Plasma Whore were bunka shooting at Layza and Flama, who were firing at us. We got bored and decided to do a sort of competition: Whoever learns how to breathe fire first gets to beat the crap out of those two all by themselves, thus having all the fun.

Moscow didn't care about the competition and just launched Plasma Whore out of his Rokka Cannon (sans plasma gun, of course, can't damage that ;D) because there were only twenty Rokk It!s left and Moscow didn't want to waste the ammo. Boom-Boom swallowed his cigarette and pretended he was a dragon, which was adorable. But, out of them, it was Baba-kun who had the greatest idea. He chugged twelve litres of gasoline and knocked himself unconscious.

See, that was a good idea, just only a lack of technical expertise. And it gave me an idea. I borrowed Boom-Boom's knife for a little bit while he was rolling around slaughtering the populace of a medieval village. Then I cut my lungs out. It really smarted for a little bit and it was impossible to circulate my blood for the couple minutes I carved my metal lung out of a piece of shrapnel and fill it with gasoline.

The basic mechanics were that, when I inhale the cigarette, the smoke and tar that hit my lungs will ignite the gasoline inside my lung, and when I breathe out I spew fire. So, having learned how to breathe fire, I kicked Layza's and Flama's asses. And lit Plasma Whore's head on fire~ <3

 

Best night ever.

 

We should totally do something like that.

 

Gemini and Davok accepted.

 

What the hell's a Davok? DX

 

Damn inside jokes.

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You know' date=' this reminds me of this one time when I was still at war with Evaz. So me, Moscow, Boom-Boom, Baba-kun and Plasma Whore were bunka shooting at Layza and Flama, who were firing at us. We got bored and decided to do a sort of competition: Whoever learns how to breathe fire first gets to beat the crap out of those two all by themselves, thus having all the fun.

Moscow didn't care about the competition and just launched Plasma Whore out of his Rokka Cannon (sans plasma gun, of course, can't damage that ;D) because there were only twenty Rokk It!s left and Moscow didn't want to waste the ammo. Boom-Boom swallowed his cigarette and pretended he was a dragon, which was adorable. But, out of them, it was Baba-kun who had the greatest idea. He chugged twelve litres of gasoline and knocked himself unconscious.

See, that was a good idea, just only a lack of technical expertise. And it gave me an idea. I borrowed Boom-Boom's knife for a little bit while he was rolling around slaughtering the populace of a medieval village. Then I cut my lungs out. It really smarted for a little bit and it was impossible to circulate my blood for the couple minutes I carved my metal lung out of a piece of shrapnel and fill it with gasoline.

The basic mechanics were that, when I inhale the cigarette, the smoke and tar that hit my lungs will ignite the gasoline inside my lung, and when I breathe out I spew fire. So, having learned how to breathe fire, I kicked Layza's and Flama's asses. And lit Plasma Whore's head on fire~ <3

 

Best night ever.

 

We should totally do something like that.

 

Gemini and Davok accepted.

 

What the hell's a Davok? DX

 

Damn inside jokes.

 

Have we met? It seems like we have, like you have split personalities, had a title "This is not Sparta." and had a username that began with a "D".

 

I can't put my finger on it, but it's on the tip of my tongue.

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Tongues are overrated. You should cut it out.

 

Now, if you really are who you say you are, then why do you have a rep from Zexeaon, a member who left this club AND the site before you even came to the club, which is where he spent most of his time, so you couldn't have seen him in other sections.

 

You, sir, are the remnants of Davok, after the other Davok took over your mind, eliminated Dem-Dem, all while two of the most powerful members of our club had left, so you could carry your plot out to gain control of a club on a children's card game site, and make super awesome run-on sentences.

 

In all seriousness, I believe you've been caught, pal. Good try, you had me going for a while, but I believe it's time to say "Welcome Back"

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Tongues are overrated. You should cut it out.

 

I prefer slicing stuff. Cutting is so. . .1997.

 

What can you say' date=' I'm retro. AND ROKKA <3

 

You kind of remind me of Moscow. Except without his constant b****ing at people to Get Offa His Rokka Cannon.

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Tongues are overrated. You should cut it out.

 

I prefer slicing stuff. Cutting is so. . .1997.

 

Epic.

 

My year of birth was about cutting stuff

 

f***ing awesome

 

What about awesome66 now?

 

What about him?

 

Awesome-kun also kind of reminds me of Plasma Whore.

 

...

 

I suddenly have this urge to use him as ammo. Is that natural?

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Tongues are overrated. You should cut it out.

 

I prefer slicing stuff. Cutting is so. . .1997.

 

Epic.

 

My year of birth was about cutting stuff

 

f***ing awesome

 

What about awesome66 now?

 

What about him?

 

Awesome-kun also kind of reminds me of Plasma Whore.

 

...

 

I suddenly have this urge to use him as ammo.

 

What did I do? How did this conversation become about me?

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