~Vampiress~ Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Heh' date=' here's a retarded one. I found it pretty funny myself: A few dumbass [b']chavs[/b]/wanksters or whatever you guys call them decided that they'd rob from a local Supermarket (Lidl), though I have no idea why- the prices are/were cheap anyway. >_> Anyway, they ended up robbing like £5-10's worth everyday because they could, and eventually a couple of caught. This resulted in Lidl doing something really stupid; they banned everyone from my school from going in the store. If I wanted to go in the store when I was in my uniform, they wouldn't let me in. I was like, "so why the f*** not? That makes no sense at all, surely you can't ban me from the shop because some idiots decided to steal from the shop, you have no evidence that anyone else has". He then told me to leave the shop and ignored everything I said. When I went back after school, a different Security Guard was there and the first question he asked me when I tried to enter was "what school do you go to?", I just replied with another local school and he let me in. Apparently he didn't believe me because he followed me all around the shop. Idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyndaquil Posted October 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 I going to get bagel at my local grocery store. The price said $4.99' date=' and I had $5.00. So I picked it up and went to the cashier. He rand it up and said "It's $5.19." I was like what the f*ck! I only brought $5! This is retarded. So I took the bagel and ran. It's called tax. Pretty sure those weren't the exact numbers either, as it should cost more with tax, but waaaaaaay less overall considering it's a bagel. Prices in local stores don't include tax, they'd have the price with tax. Otherwise it would just be retarded. O_o The hell you live?[/quote']England obv.Woah' date=' man. Please don't use the term 'gay' when you are talking condescendingly about someone. The proper term is 'homosexual'. ;)[/quote']fyne xP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 I going to get bagel at my local grocery store. The price said $4.99' date=' and I had $5.00. So I picked it up and went to the cashier. He rand it up and said "It's $5.19." I was like what the f*ck! I only brought $5! This is retarded. So I took the bagel and ran.[/quote'] It's called tax. Pretty sure those weren't the exact numbers either, as it should cost more with tax, but waaaaaaay less overall considering it's a bagel. Prices in local stores don't include tax, they'd have the price with tax. Otherwise it would just be retarded. O_o The hell you live? Where the hell do you live? If you live somewhere where if I read a price tag, I then have to think "oh right, I can't actually afford this because it's going to cost more then it says on this tag. I guess I'm not going to know the price of anything I buy in this shop" then I seriously question how that country's shops work, because that's just retarded. Rofl, not paying the amount wrote on the price tag... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Dahlia Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Tut tut, someone's a liar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Tut tut' date=' someone's a liar...[/quote'] If you're going to annoy me with your extremely large signature that takes up all of my screen then at least make your comments worthwhile. Indirect, in-elaborate comments don't add much to this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Dan Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Once I saw this little kid eating a pretzel or something in Spencer's Gifts, and a guard took him out and made him eat it outside the store. The poor kid was on the verge of crying. The kid's mom came out of Spencer's gifts and told the guard something I didn't hear, but I could tell the guard got pretty ticked off and walked away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Once I saw this little kid eating a pretzel or something in Spencer's Gifts' date=' and a guard took him out and made him eat it outside the store. The poor kid was on the verge of crying. The kid's mom came out of Spencer's gifts and told the guard something I didn't hear, but I could tell the guard got pretty ticked off and walked away.[/quote'] She threatened to cut his sex if he carried on bullying little children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imma Mario Posted October 29, 2009 Report Share Posted October 29, 2009 [align=center]Once I saw this little kid eating a pretzel or something in Spencer's Gifts' date=' and a guard took him out and made him eat it outside the store. The poor kid was on the verge of crying. The kid's mom came out of Spencer's gifts and told the guard something I didn't hear, but I could tell the guard got pretty ticked off and walked away.[/quote'] She threatened to cut his sex if he carried on bullying little children. Roflmao! Too much information. .:Imma Mario:.[/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Flyer - Sakura Posted October 29, 2009 Report Share Posted October 29, 2009 Once I saw this little kid eating a pretzel or something in Spencer's Gifts' date=' and a guard took him out and made him eat it outside the store. The poor kid was on the verge of crying. The kid's mom came out of Spencer's gifts and told the guard something I didn't hear, but I could tell the guard got pretty ticked off and walked away.[/quote'] She threatened to cut his sex if he carried on bullying little children. Serves the guard right.-----------------Anyway, one time I was buying some greeting cards from a store. They had a promo (Buy 3 cards, get a stuffed animal free [$6 value]). I picked the cards and got the stuffed animal and went to go pay for my stuff. When my stuff got rung up, the cashier said "that'll be $9.40". I only intended to pay $3.11 (price w/tax). Apparently, she forgot to take off the $6 b/c of the promo. I told her that it was a special, but she said "No, there's no special". I had to get my mom to tell the clerk about the special. And I got my stuff (cards + free animal) P.S. I was a little kid back then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SushiTheLegend Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 I going to get bagel at my local grocery store. The price said $4.99' date=' and I had $5.00. So I picked it up and went to the cashier. He rand it up and said "It's $5.19." I was like what the f*ck! I only brought $5! This is retarded. So I took the bagel and ran.[/quote'] It's called tax. Pretty sure those weren't the exact numbers either, as it should cost more with tax, but waaaaaaay less overall considering it's a bagel. Prices in local stores don't include tax, they'd have the price with tax. Otherwise it would just be retarded. O_o The hell you live?I think the question is, WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PowerlinX Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 One time I was exiting an In N' Out Burger in Las Vegas. We were boarding our rental car, when this woman walked up and asked my dad for some cash, she said someone had stolen everything from her car and that she needed money for gas. He didn't give any to her. Then, as we were driving away, we saw her crying in her car, when she was fine about 10 seconds earlier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T. Sankara Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 What is it with people and the "N" word? Or do you not have any common funking sense? Whatever, I'll let you have that on your head, and I funking dare you to brandish the word in front of your "homies". On Topic: I try to avoid that type of ignorance. So if I'm going to buy, it'll be from somewhere I know the guards aren't idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junk Raver Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 I like men in uniform :P Oh shizz, Gay security guards aint the main topic? lame :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 You mean gay men in uniform. What is it with people and the "N" word? Or do you not have any common f***ing sense? Whatever' date=' I'll let you have that on your head, and I f***ing dare you to brandish the word in front of your "homies". On Topic: I try to avoid that type of ignorance. So if I'm going to buy, it'll be from somewhere I know the guards aren't idiots.[/quote'] jabroni' is a part of my vocabulary dumbass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimented dimentio Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 i was sitting at my friends table and some gay police officer at lunch or whatever tells me to go sit at the end of the table by myself.i cursed him out and got oss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imma Mario Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 [align=center]What is it with people and the "N" word? Or do you not have any common f***ing sense? Whatever' date=' I'll let you have that on your head, and I f***ing dare you to brandish the word in front of your "homies". On Topic: I try to avoid that type of ignorance. So if I'm going to buy, it'll be from somewhere I know the guards aren't idiots.[/quote'] [lol]Calm down.... Take your meds... Then you will be fine.[/lol][/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyndaquil Posted November 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 What is it with people and the "N" word? Or do you not have any common f***ing sense? Whatever' date=' I'll let you have that on your head, and I f***ing dare you to brandish the word in front of your "homies". On Topic: I try to avoid that type of ignorance. So if I'm going to buy, it'll be from somewhere I know the guards aren't idiots.[/quote']Or racist NP (Nazi Partys) Hey like me! against I don't have anything against Black people it's not my fault I'm obsesed so no one go hate mailing me, kay.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muluck Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 Heh' date=' here's a retarded one. I found it pretty funny myself: A few dumbass chavs/wanksters or whatever you guys call them decided that they'd rob from a local Supermarket (Lidl), though I have no idea why- the prices are/were cheap anyway. >_> Anyway, they ended up robbing like £5-10's worth everyday because they could, and eventually a couple of caught. This resulted in Lidl doing something really stupid; they banned everyone from my school from going in the store. If I wanted to go in the store when I was in my uniform, they wouldn't let me in. I was like, "so why the f*** not? That makes no sense at all, surely you can't ban me from the shop because some idiots decided to steal from the shop, you have no evidence that anyone else has". He then told me to leave the shop and ignored everything I said. When I went back after school, a different Security Guard was there and the first question he asked me when I tried to enter was "what school do you go to?", I just replied with another local school and he let me in. Apparently he didn't believe me because he followed me all around the shop. Idiot.[/quote'] When I was in highschool there was this Resturant/Bar behind the school. The place served some really good pizza and burgers, they also had Pool Tables and nice Televisions. The things a good bar would have. Anyway one day a couple of kids decided to order 5 pizzas, and instead of paying for them, they stuffed pieces of pizza in the pockets of the Pool Tables and smeared pizza on the TV's. So the bar banned all of the teenagers from coming into the bar during school hours. It was really lame, the next best bar was aout 7 minutes away from the school. So me and my buddies would hop in my car and go to that one. Until some dumbass decided to throw a bundle of Black Cat Fireworks at the taps. The place caught fire, and well you can guess the rest of the story.So I had to spend the rest of that year, stuck in school. Because the only other place we could go to was a McDonalds the specialised in Jungle Gyms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SushiTheLegend Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 I lol at your failness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyndaquil Posted November 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 Paragraph, then I read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muluck Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 Paragraph' date=' then I read.[/quote'] I lol at your failness. I'm sorry, is that directed towards me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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