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So what happened with Santa?

 

Does some strange cult depict Jesus as some fat man who drinks egg-nog and has magical reindeer?

 

nonononono

 

Santa's just hatin' cuz it's Jesus' birthday' date=' so he figured giving out presents would draw the attention to him and not Jesus. And he was right. D: <

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And is the Tooth Fairy really a hot, naked woman who comes to your house and has sex with little kids while they are sleeping?

 

But, that's off topic.

 

I guess I'll buy a Bible with my Christmas money.

 

Remember, if you have a [/sar] tag, chances are you aren't doing it right.

 

Only in rare instances do you really need a [/sar] tag, and that's for the complete and utter morons/retards.

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So what happened with Santa?

 

Does some strange cult depict Jesus as some fat man who drinks egg-nog and has magical reindeer?

 

nonononono

 

Santa's just hatin' cuz it's Jesus' birthday' date=' so he figured giving out presents would draw the attention to him and not Jesus. And he was right. D: <

[/quote']

 

And is the Tooth Fairy really a hot, naked woman who comes to your house and has sex with little kids while they are sleeping?

 

But, that's off topic.

 

I guess I'll buy a Bible with my Christmas money.

 

Remember, if you have a [/sar] tag, chances are you aren't doing it right.

 

Only in rare instances do you really need a [/sar] tag, and that's for the complete and utter morons/retards.

 

PM me for the truth. O.O

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So what happened with Santa?

 

Does some strange cult depict Jesus as some fat man who drinks egg-nog and has magical reindeer?

 

nonononono

 

Santa's just hatin' cuz it's Jesus' birthday' date=' so he figured giving out presents would draw the attention to him and not Jesus. And he was right. D: <

[/quote']

 

And is the Tooth Fairy really a hot, naked woman who comes to your house and has sex with little kids while they are sleeping?

 

But, that's off topic.

 

I guess I'll buy a Bible with my Christmas money.

 

Remember, if you have a [/sar] tag, chances are you aren't doing it right.

 

Only in rare instances do you really need a [/sar] tag, and that's for the complete and utter morons/retards.

 

So is that why kiddies have wet beds when they wake up?

 

And @ Horus: Awwww.

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So what happened with Santa?

 

Does some strange cult depict Jesus as some fat man who drinks egg-nog and has magical reindeer?

 

nonononono

 

Santa's just hatin' cuz it's Jesus' birthday' date=' so he figured giving out presents would draw the attention to him and not Jesus. And he was right. D: <

[/quote']

 

And is the Tooth Fairy really a hot, naked woman who comes to your house and has sex with little kids while they are sleeping?

 

But, that's off topic.

 

I guess I'll buy a Bible with my Christmas money.

 

Remember, if you have a [/sar] tag, chances are you aren't doing it right.

 

Only in rare instances do you really need a [/sar] tag, and that's for the complete and utter morons/retards.

 

So is that why kiddies have wet beds when they wake up?

 

Oh great, good thing I never metthe tooth Fairy before

 

On Topic: I don't want Trading Cards for Christmas. I just want my warnings removed. They'll get removed before Christmas anyway.

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So what happened with Santa?

 

Does some strange cult depict Jesus as some fat man who drinks egg-nog and has magical reindeer?

 

nonononono

 

Santa's just hatin' cuz it's Jesus' birthday' date=' so he figured giving out presents would draw the attention to him and not Jesus. And he was right. D: <

[/quote']

 

And is the Tooth Fairy really a hot, naked woman who comes to your house and has sex with little kids while they are sleeping?

 

But, that's off topic.

 

I guess I'll buy a Bible with my Christmas money.

 

Remember, if you have a [/sar] tag, chances are you aren't doing it right.

 

Only in rare instances do you really need a [/sar] tag, and that's for the complete and utter morons/retards.

 

So is that why kiddies have wet beds when they wake up?

 

Oh great, good thing I never metthe tooth Fairy before

 

On Topic: I don't want Trading Cards for Christmas. I just want my warnings removed. They'll get removed before Christmas anyway.

 

lol, you can't possibly have a number like me and not want it removed.

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What I would want in Christmas is some sanity for the year to come.

Yeah yeah, bogus.

I really want peace. -_-

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Peace is seriously lacking in the Skippy Canoe's GFX Club. They're just b*tching at each other over and over.

 

Anyway, 100%?! Woah, wtf? Our mods are just too .... generous when they give out warnings. I got a 30% warning for just posting an OCG Fix once. 30% ...... come on, wtf? They need to lower the percentages. They forget we're human and every now and then, we're gonna troll. They have to learn to deal with it.

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Peace is seriously lacking in the Skippy Canoe's GFX Club. They're just b*tching at each other over and over.

 

Anyway' date=' 100%?! Woah, wtf? Our mods are just too .... generous when they give out warnings. I got a 30% warning for just posting an OCG Fix once. 30% ...... come on, wtf? They need to lower the percentages. They forget we're human and every now and then, we're gonna troll. They have to learn to deal with it.

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I got 50% from Hunty-boy.

 

Boy, I wonder if the mods will be friends with people they give warnings to.

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Peace is seriously lacking in the Skippy Canoe's GFX Club. They're just b*tching at each other over and over.

 

Anyway' date=' 100%?! Woah, wtf? Our mods are just too .... generous when they give out warnings. I got a 30% warning for just posting an OCG Fix once. 30% ...... come on, wtf? They need to lower the percentages. They forget we're human and every now and then, we're gonna troll. They have to learn to deal with it.

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I got 50% from Hunty-boy.

 

Boy, I wonder if the mods will be friends with people they give warnings to.

 

I've only ever got 1 warning and 1 ban. Each of them were from the same person (I fink) and I don't think they mod anymore. Nonetheless, I reckon they'll become friends.

 

IMO, I've semi-befriended Icyblue and I use to be scolded by him sometimes (just don't remember when).

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