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Three Wise Duelists.


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Once there were three wise duelists, one bringing Slifer the Sky Dragon, one bringing Stardust Dragon, and one bringing an Elemental Hero. These duelists were following a Star - Stardust Dragon. They ate a banana, fought over it, and one died. The other two continued on. They eventually came to a dog house. It held one dog, and there was some cards there. There were "Mad Dog of Darkness", "Ryko, Lightsworn Hunter", and "Mecha Dog Marron." The one with Stardust Dragon stayed there to collect them, whilst the one with Slifer the Sky Dragon pressed onwards to a chicken coop. There was a single card there. What was the card?

 

Answer this riddle and get 3 reps.

 

ANSWER:

Niwatori, the answer was given by:

Bloodline Massacre.

 

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They ate a banana' date=' fought over it, and one died.

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They fought to the death over a banana that they had already eaten.

 

What.

 

And the topic title called them wise.

 

Crab, you are smart and all, so explain to me why your "what" didn't have a question mark after it.

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They ate a banana' date=' fought over it, and one died.

[/quote']

 

They fought to the death over a banana that they had already eaten.

 

What.

 

And the topic title called them wise.

 

Crab, you are smart and all, so explain to me why your "what" didn't have a question mark after it.

 

It wasn't a question. It was a statement - a statement of my utter bewilderment and disbelief at the nonsense before me.

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They ate a banana' date=' fought over it, and one died.

[/quote']

 

They fought to the death over a banana that they had already eaten.

 

What.

 

And the topic title called them wise.

 

Crab, you are smart and all, so explain to me why your "what" didn't have a question mark after it.

 

It wasn't a question. It was a statement - a statement of my utter bewilderment and disbelief at the nonsense before me.

 

My apologies. I assumed you were using it in the context of: "What the hell does that mean?"

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They ate a banana' date=' fought over it, and one died.

[/quote']

 

They fought to the death over a banana that they had already eaten.

 

What.

 

And the topic title called them wise.

 

Crab, you are smart and all, so explain to me why your "what" didn't have a question mark after it.

 

It wasn't a question. It was a statement - a statement of my utter bewilderment and disbelief at the nonsense before me.

 

My apologies. I assumed you were using it in the context of: "What the hell does that mean?"

 

Imagine it said completely deadpan.

 

They could have been eaily fighting over the fact that one had eaten more of the banana than he was entitled to. Perhaps that is what he meant and the sentence was simply worded incorrectly?

 

That additional banana was reserved for those with violet-level security clearance. Eating that banana constitutes treason' date=' citizen. Please report directly to the nearest termination booth. Have a nice day.[/i']

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