Yugiohrulez! Posted March 7, 2010 Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 Yeah, say one of mine and they're done.:) im so narsarsistic (I probably spelled that wrong) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarshyK-XS Posted March 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 "Your mom." If you read the first post i said i was fed up of thst retaort' date=' "You're not worth my time." doesn't work too well, as most idiots won't understand the point you are trying to get across. That you are correct there are some real idiot's out there My current insult.Shut the hell up you gay prick go and jump of a bridge and end your pointless life and watch as no one mourns for your death. I don't think the last part was good. ~MK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted March 7, 2010 Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 "Gay prick"? Why add homosexuals into this? And gay isn't even that good of an insult. How about: "Shut the hell up you ugly piece of shit, go jump off a bridge while I spit on your rotting dead body that no one bothered to bury." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarshyK-XS Posted March 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 coz the person I am insulring is obviously gay other wise I woul just say prick. "How about: "Shut the hell up you ugly piece of shit' date=' go jump off a bridge while I spit on your rotting dead body that no one bothered to bury."[/quote'] That is good :D ~MK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted March 7, 2010 Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 My retort is normally "You're fat, ugly, nobody likes you, go die in a hole." Or "Go eat a hammer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarshyK-XS Posted March 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 yep that would work. I think that they would get the point seen as te 3 main factors are ther 1 Fat - If it is true then he will either get wound up or give up2 Ugly - That would also annoy him if he hasn't got a girlfriend3 die - telling him what most people think of he / she Good one ~MK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted March 7, 2010 Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 Alot of the time when somebody insults me I'm able to say, "Who are you?" If they comment still I say, "Are you my Stalker? I already have to many of those. Could you take a number?" I might also use the last one on it's own with some addition. If anybody comments about doing my mom or something I just say, "Dude You Want To Do What To My Mom?! She's No MILF!" I say it aloud for all to hear. It's pretty effective actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarshyK-XS Posted March 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 I get so funked of when some one goes I wanna funk your mum. I might try that onee it wold work *gives cookie for good idea* I have had alot of insult's planted at me but take them in my stride ~MK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted March 7, 2010 Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 Peoples find my mom very attractive. It's kind of disturbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted March 7, 2010 Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 *Takes cookie and eats it like a squirrel.* The funny thing is that I got something else on the guy I used it on. He was caught looking at my stepcousin in German class so we say that he was stalking her. Nobody likes that guy. He's extremely egotistical so not even most of the people he hangs around like him. Some of my friends do but they haven't known him for that long. He just copies off from one of their's homework. I don't look at people's mom. I prefer girls in my grade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarshyK-XS Posted March 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 Doyou get oh "Yourname (don't know it.) mums MILF. Or omg your mum is so MILF ~MK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted March 7, 2010 Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 No. But I know peoples find her MILF worthy. I've been told it without using that word. It's really weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted March 7, 2010 Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 "I know you want to hook up with older women, but my mom is too old for you... and likewise a bit too hot for your ugly ass." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarshyK-XS Posted March 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 we all get it, just say something like "You only say that because you will never get someone like her IRL" something like that. At least your best mate doesn't fancy your sister ~MK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted March 7, 2010 Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 I normally don't say anything, I just look at them, laugh and walk away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarshyK-XS Posted March 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 lucky you can do that I ussually get angry D:. But there are some really retarded ones that underline how immature some people are like "Your mum" or " demented shrew"etc.. ~MK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted March 7, 2010 Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 Well my mom is no MILF and I don't have a sister. My brother is popular though. Annoying really. And...OMG Icyblue plays S4! :O <---- Completely unrelated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted March 7, 2010 Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 This actually happened the other day... Kid: "You're a jabroni."Me: "funk you."Kid: "Woah. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"Me: "No, but I kiss yours." For some reason, my friend found that to be hysterical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted March 7, 2010 Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 I normally don't say anything' date=' I just look at them, laugh and walk away.[/quote'] Or stare at them to make an awkward silence implying that you didn't get their failure of a joke. And then walk away while laughing, but you HAVE TO imply that you are laughing at their stupidity. I like this Icy fellow; he really knows how to insult people while using the least amount of breaths possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted March 7, 2010 Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 Well, I had this fight with JG. This is something I commented to him in Tuts, in a Vanilla making thing I posted. Get the f*ck out. This is my thread' date=' why should I go out? [/b'] So actually, that was your fault that I cursed there. Its your fault you went into the wrong path of life. Also, according to what I've seen and learned, cursing people have a tendacy of being stupid. Ergo you couldn't give a sh*t if I do, and you shouldn't. Ergo is not a word, in the case you didn't realize. Kthnxbai. Correctly, Ok, thanks, bye. Seriously, your keyboard or your brain, one of them is crashed. Are you really 14, or 4? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolta Posted March 7, 2010 Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 Good'ol Jay Gee... Wait, what? Friend: Wanna f*** her?Me: Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akira Posted March 7, 2010 Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HOW AWESOME I AM Heh ;3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarshyK-XS Posted March 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HOW AWESOME I AM simple yet clever Friend: Wanna f*** her?Me: Yes. I sya that sort of thing with my friends all the time I normally don't say anything' date=' I just look at them, laugh and walk away.[/quote'] Or stare at them to make an awkward silence implying that you didn't get their failure of a joke. And then walk away while laughing, but you HAVE TO imply that you are laughing at their stupidity. That could work but it would not get through to some people's thick skulls ~MK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolta Posted March 7, 2010 Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 Friend: Wanna f*** her?Me: Yes. I sya that sort of thing with my friends all the time Has it REALLY happened before? Ya know...maek babies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frunk Posted March 7, 2010 Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 "That's not what yo mamma was moaning in my ear last night..." Works a charm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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