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"Your mom."

 

If you read the first post i said i was fed up of thst retaort' date='

 

 

"You're not worth my time." doesn't work too well, as most idiots won't understand the point you are trying to get across.

 

That you are correct there are some real idiot's out there

 

My current insult.

Shut the hell up you gay prick go and jump of a bridge and end your pointless life and watch as no one mourns for your death. I don't think the last part was good.

 

~MK

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"Gay prick"?

 

Why add homosexuals into this? And gay isn't even that good of an insult.

 

How about: "Shut the hell up you ugly piece of shit, go jump off a bridge while I spit on your rotting dead body that no one bothered to bury."

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yep that would work. I think that they would get the point seen as te 3 main factors are ther

1 Fat - If it is true then he will either get wound up or give up

2 Ugly - That would also annoy him if he hasn't got a girlfriend

3 die - telling him what most people think of he / she

 

Good one

 

~MK

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Alot of the time when somebody insults me I'm able to say, "Who are you?" If they comment still I say, "Are you my Stalker? I already have to many of those. Could you take a number?" I might also use the last one on it's own with some addition.

 

If anybody comments about doing my mom or something I just say, "Dude You Want To Do What To My Mom?! She's No MILF!" I say it aloud for all to hear. It's pretty effective actually.

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*Takes cookie and eats it like a squirrel.*

 

The funny thing is that I got something else on the guy I used it on. He was caught looking at my stepcousin in German class so we say that he was stalking her. Nobody likes that guy. He's extremely egotistical so not even most of the people he hangs around like him. Some of my friends do but they haven't known him for that long. He just copies off from one of their's homework.

 

I don't look at people's mom. I prefer girls in my grade.

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I normally don't say anything' date=' I just look at them, laugh and walk away.

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Or stare at them to make an awkward silence implying that you didn't get their failure of a joke. And then walk away while laughing, but you HAVE TO imply that you are laughing at their stupidity.

 

I like this Icy fellow; he really knows how to insult people while using the least amount of breaths possible.

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Well, I had this fight with JG. This is something I commented to him in Tuts, in a Vanilla making thing I posted.

 

Get the f*ck out. This is my thread' date=' why should I go out? [/b'] So actually, that was your fault that I cursed there. Its your fault you went into the wrong path of life. Also, according to what I've seen and learned, cursing people have a tendacy of being stupid. Ergo you couldn't give a sh*t if I do, and you shouldn't. Ergo is not a word, in the case you didn't realize. Kthnxbai. Correctly, Ok, thanks, bye. Seriously, your keyboard or your brain, one of them is crashed. Are you really 14, or 4?

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I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HOW AWESOME I AM

 

simple yet clever

 

Friend: Wanna f*** her?

Me: Yes.

 

I sya that sort of thing with my friends all the time

 

I normally don't say anything' date=' I just look at them, laugh and walk away.

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Or stare at them to make an awkward silence implying that you didn't get their failure of a joke. And then walk away while laughing, but you HAVE TO imply that you are laughing at their stupidity.

 

That could work but it would not get through to some people's thick skulls

 

~MK

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