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Now for the story of my week, especially Friday. So I have been sick all week, to make things worse, I was out all last week because my dog got into a fight and had to get surgery. My week started out fine, I made it to school Monday, did my work, went home, chilled out, then, at about 8:00, I started feeling the symptoms of a fever. Needless to say, I didn't go to school the next day, nor did I go Wednesday. I was able to go Thursday, and the day went fine until I went to sleep. All night I was kept awake by stabbing pains in my stomach. When my mom woke up the net day, I told her that I had been up all night with the stomach pains only to get an, "I don't believe you, now get up and go to school." Some other things were said about me wanting to be a drop out (Despite the fact that I am going to finish high school a month or two early this year), to with I responded with something along the lines of, "funk you", and I went back to bed.

 

I woke up around noon with some leakage in my boxers. I went and sat on the toilet for a while, nothing came out. I hopped into the shower, cleaned up, and got out to dry. That is when all hell broke loose. Without warning, sheet, no, brown water, because there was nothing solid in it, came spewing out of my jabroni all over my bathroom floor. I quickly aimed my ass at at the toilet, most of whatever was left went into the toilet, but there was still no hope for the toilet seat as sheet continued to spray from my ass. When that barrage was over, I inspected the damage. I was mortified, sheet had more or less covered the toilet and the floor had been reduced nothing more than a sea of mud. I was on the toilet until around 5:00. I had to call out of work,which was much harder than it sounds because my phone was in my room. Now, that scenario may not seem to horrible if you take into account that my room is about 2ft from my bathroom, but, despite it being so close, it still took 2 trips because the first trip I made it about 2-3 steps away from my toilet before I almost set off SWII. Now, you may be wondering how it could get any worse. Well, let me tell you. I had a regionals the next day, to top that off, to get there, I had to go spend the night with my friend at his girlfriend's house. I s*** myself twice, just small squirts from coughing, while I was there and ended up taking a s*** in his shower because, again, it came with no warning.

 

Luckily, the next morning, I was more or less fine thanks to the anti-diarrheal pills I had taken and was able to make it to regionals. I did not enter because I didn't have the $20 to do so and didn't plan on it anyway. The reason I went there was to do nothing more than make as much money as I could. By the end of the day, I had turned my $10 into $130.

 

Discuss times when you had the raging shits.

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I laughed. So hard. I've only had diarrhea a few times and I ended up sleeping on the bathroom floor those nights because I didn't trust my body to make it to the bathroom each time. (It's on the complete opposite side of the house than my room.)

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I nearly sh** myself laughing.

OWAIT.

Anyway' date=' I've never had real bad Diarrhea.

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I did sheet myself laughing a few times that night...

I've only had it once like that' date=' I had to crawl around.

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At least you could move away from the toilet...

I laughed. So hard. I've only had diarrhea a few times and I ended up sleeping on the bathroom floor those nights because I didn't trust my body to make it to the bathroom each time. (It's on the complete opposite side of the house than my room.)

 

That sucks... Did any get on the floor?

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I laughed. So hard. I've only had diarrhea a few times and I ended up sleeping on the bathroom floor those nights because I didn't trust my body to make it to the bathroom each time. (It's on the complete opposite side of the house than my room.)

 

That sucks... Did any get on the floor?

 

Nah. I can feel the effects of diarrhea or vomiting coming quite a while before it actually happens so I went in there and waited.

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I've never shat myself, but I have had a fairly funny story involving uncontrollable poop...

 

About two years or so ago I went on vacation to Massachusetts and during our stay there we went to some shopping mall that was near our bed and breakfast. At the mall, there was this pizza place and I was starving so I ate about three or four slices of pizza. About thirty minutes later, my stomach began to rumble. I've got this massive poop building up in my bowels and I'm at a mall with three women who love to shop... Not good. At this point, we had been at the mall for probably two hours so I figured we would be leaving soon; I was just going to man up and wait until we got back to the bed and breakfast.

 

About twenty minutes later, the whole "man up and deal" plan that I had going on was spiraling into failure. I decided that this poop was not going to wait. The mall that we were in was fairly large. It was basically a two-story hallway and, for reasons I don't quite understand, the only bathrooms in the entire mall were located on the other side of the mall. I took off running because I had a lot of ground to cover and I had a "Code: Brown" that needed to be dealt with ASAP. I ran faster than I had ever ran before. By the time that I got to the restrooms, I was damn near pooping myself and I was extremely exhausted. In a rush and not paying attention, I darted into the bathroom... The women's bathroom. I had to go so bad, I didn't even notice the lack of urinals. The only thing I could think of was unleashing this monstrosity and ridding myself of the excruciating pain in my bowels.

 

I barged into a stall, removed my jeans and crashed down onto the toilet with a sigh of relief. I was going to town on this toilet. It was a full-on, no-holds barred, no mercy, all out toilet massacre and it was making A LOT of noise. I thought nothing of it (remember, I didn't notice that I went into the women's room). I didn't care; it felt SO good. So I finished my business and exited the stall. When I walked out, there was these three extremely attractive girls just standing there, staring at me. Apparently, they had walked in only moments after I barged into the stall and began unleashing the beast and they heard it all. I didn't know what to say or how to even explain myself. The only thing I managed to do was squeeze out, "Uh... Hey..." and continue to wash my hands.

 

Needless to say, I didn't get any of their phone numbers. :\

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Dismal: I don't know how many times you have told that story!

 

I was thinking that. I've seen that story of his so many times.

 

Really? Because it was posted once if memory serves...

 

Yep. I know I've seen it at least 3 other times on this site. Can't remember where any were though. And I think one was posted by someone else, claiming to have this happened to him.

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Dismal: I don't know how many times you have told that story!

 

I was thinking that. I've seen that story of his so many times.

 

Really? Because it was posted once if memory serves...

 

Yep. I know I've seen it at least 3 other times on this site. Can't remember where any were though. And I think one was posted by someone else' date=' claiming to have this happened to him.

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Well, I know for fact that I've only posted one other time... Maybe twice because I can't remember everything I posted from when I first joined. Either way, that's my only bad experience with poop.

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