Plan on becoming a teacher?

[JadenxAtemYAOI]

If so how would you run your classroom? I would grade them on their grammar. I would be a high school English teacher. If I could, I would carry that thin part of a fishing pole. That real flexible part. Student acts up SMACK.

Which is why I think teachers should be given 1 free smack to a student at the beginning of each semester. I also think you should be able to collect these like sick days. If you don't use them they add up to more so it would be like 20 years I have 40 smacks available and I just go on a smacking spree. I could only imagine the student's conversations "Stay away from that bit**, she crazy."

[Marisa Kirisame-ze]

I'd be an awesome teacher.

 

I'd be an English teacher, who teaches English and Latin mixed. Latin roots would be important in my class, and so would the benefit of my students. I'd do anything for my students, whether it's buying them supplies or better textbooks then what the system can give me.

 

I'll be hilarious and interesting, so everyone will enjoy my class.

 

I'll be passionate about my job and someone who is worthy as a teacher.

 

All under the influence of my teacher of an idol, Mrs. Spivak.

[-Berserker-]

I am the best when learning, but I suck at teaching...

[Great Unclean One: VK]

If I become a Teacher, I'd clamp down on Racial slur and cussing. Other then that, I'll just do the bare necessary needed to keep my job.

[Tentacruel]

If I was a teacher, I'd be arrested/fired within the first few days. Damn political correctness.

[~The Game~]

As a Teacher, I would teach English, and maybe German. Fine Arts would be nice, I'm my own little famous artist. I play a few instruments, so Band is an option. Culinary Arts, I am known for my delicious Upside-down Pineapple cake. On top of that, I'm only 13, so it will grow.

 

Also, Adhdguitar, gtfo of my sig.

[Azmodius]

Yes. It's my dream carreer.

[Dark]

I'd be a math teacher and incorporate as many real life elements into the lesson as possible, to make it seem like I am not teaching worthless bullshit (which is what anything after Trig is).

[Edglar]

I'd teach 2 classes.

 

How to survive the zombie apocalypse, 324

 

The Floor is Lava, 345

[Xazeon]

I'd be a perfect teacher.

 

They misbehave, I throw a dictionary at them.

 

They get a question wrong, I throw a dictionary at them.

 

A boy pees sitting down, I throw a dictionary at them.

 

They find out I rape them during the night, I throw a dictionary at them.

[~The Game~]

I'd be a perfect teacher.

 

They misbehave' date=' I throw a dictionary at them.

 

They get a question wrong, I throw a dictionary at them.

 

A boy pees sitting down, I throw a dictionary at them.

 

They find out I rape them during the night, I throw a dictionary at them.

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Oh dear god this.

[~Wright~]

No spelling sentences, and certainly no word searches. No busywork. Period. And minimal homework. Students should be doing better stuff, like going on YCM doing other extracurricular activities, or spending time with their families.

 

And NO binder checks. Students should be graded on the quality of their work, not the neatness of their binder. Many of my teachers value binders way to highly.

[Death Metal]

For a 1:30 minute class....

 

00:00 - 00:05: Relax

00:06 - 01:30: Fall asleep and make the class watch a video.

[Tentacruel]

For a 1:30 minute class....

 

00:00 - 00:05: Relax

00:06 - 01:30: Fall asleep and make the class watch a video.

 

This

[Rusty Shovel]

If I were a teacher, within a couple of hours, there would no longer be a school.

[Max.]

My Schedule

8:00 - 8:30-1st Class

8:30 - end of school-Fall Asleep,Search up Youtube vids,etc.

While the kids are locked in the Broom Closet.

[Eury]

The kids who think they're cool will get a boot to the head.

 

The good kids will get cookies.

[~The Game~]

The kids who think they're cool will get cookies

The good kids will get a boot to the head.

 

fix'd.

 

Anyway, I would encourage bullying ;D

[Cin]

I'd stick to being the teaching assistant instead, kids annoy me too much to actually teach them.

[Pikachu]

I think being a teacher is one of the worst possible choices for a career.

 

But if I HAD to, then I'll do the normal 'detention' thing.

[Tentacruel]

Tbh if I was a teacher I would do nothing but prep for the FCAT. Every day, every week. Why? Cause here in FL teacher's salaries are dependent on FCAT scores.