dragon slayer 3 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 your mommas so stupid she thought jason was barney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova513 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Yo momma so nasty, she had to cut the strings off her tampon cuz the crabs were bungee jumping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 Yo mama is so ugly even Naruto doesn't belive it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeypooop Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 your moma's so fat that obi-wan kenobi said thats no moon thats your momaLol nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolio1234 Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 yoour mama's so stupid she had climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Your mom's so dumb she picked up a cordless phone and said "Oops I broke it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30degrees Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Yo mommas so dumb, when she saw a yellow bus full of white kids she said "stop that that twinkie"! Yo momma so fat, when she puts on a yellow jacket people yell at her "taxi!' Yo moma so old when god said let their be light she flipped the switch yo momma so fat,when she has sex she gotta give directions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeypooop Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 you mamma is so dumb she thougt Jar jar has pickle pickle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova513 Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Yo momma so nasty she had to put ice cubes in her drawers in order to keep the crabs fresh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Yo mamma is so fat if she was a pokemon she wouldn't fit inside her pokeball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova513 Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Shocker Android Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 I went for a 5 km run... [spoiler=punch line here !!!]2 laps around yo momma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova513 Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian-Exodia Posted August 24, 2008 Report Share Posted August 24, 2008 Yo mamma so old,she married a caveman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolio1234 Posted August 24, 2008 Report Share Posted August 24, 2008 Yo mamma so old' date='she married a caveman![/quote'] that jokes older then a cave manYour Mom is so fat when she step on a scale it said your phone number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova513 Posted August 24, 2008 Report Share Posted August 24, 2008 Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yugiDADioh Posted August 25, 2008 Report Share Posted August 25, 2008 Yo mamma so fat that when God lit the world he yelled MOVE!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova513 Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Yo momma so fat I had to roll her over twice just to have sex with her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragon slayer 3 Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 your dads so stupid he took a bloodtest and failed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cameronsdog Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 Your mammas so skinny that while washing dishes she fell down the drain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jericho Posted August 30, 2008 Report Share Posted August 30, 2008 Yo momma so fat when she went to Japan everyone yelled 'GODZILLAAAAAAAA!". Yo momma so fat she fills up the tub, then turns on the water. Yo momma so fat she has to go to a truck stop to get weighed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daxinator Posted October 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 Yo Momma so fat it takes 35 huge trucks to pull her off the couch as we all know she's a couch potato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 Yo momma so dumb, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. Yo momma so poor, when she orders an extra-large pizza, they gotta eat it outside. Yo momma so fat, when she played hopscotch, she hit all the numbers at once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armageddon08 Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 Your momma's so stupid she returned a puzzle and said it was broken Your momma's so fat it took 2 trains and a bus to get to her good side Your momma's so fat she stared at a box of orange juice because it said Concentrate Your momma's so old she babysat Moses Your momma's so poor that she can't even pay attention Your momma's so fat that she has her own zip code Your momma's so ugly they had to move her birthday to Halloween Your momma's so fat she sits AROUND the house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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