daxinator Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Nothin rude ok I'll start Yo Momma is fat when you climbed on top of her your ears popped! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAG Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daxinator Posted December 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Yo Momma is so fat that when she got on the weighting scale it said "To Be Continued....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAG Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Yo mama's so fat, she can't jump to a conclusion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyFox Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 I am the champion of yo momma jokes at my school.Yo momma's so dumb she thought Jar-Jar comes with Pickles-Pickles (I got thet one off a show) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAG Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 ok. yo mama's so fat, jabba the hut said "daaaaaaaaaamn!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The inventor Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Yo mama is so short on her driviers license you can see her feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAG Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 yo mama's so dumb, it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The inventor Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Yo momas so old she served Jesus at the last supper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Slime Lord Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Jeez... another one of these, dax? That's what she said > Your mom EDIT: Nevermind. I thought you already made this thread. But still. That's what she said > Your mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAG Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The inventor Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Yo Mama is so old her Retirement Party was on the Titanic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RestLess-BoTics Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Hmm.....let's see........ Your momma's so poor, that she uses coupons at the 99 cents store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
masteritachi009 Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Yo Mommas ass is so big when she sits on the toilet shes three feet taller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dim Sim Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Yo Momma is so fat that when she got on the weighting scale it said "To Be Continued....." mine is kid like thatYOUR MAMMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE STEPED ON TO A WEIGHBRIDGE IT SAID "SAVE ME" for any of you that don't know what a weigh bridge is it is a massive scale they way trucks on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyFox Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 yo mamma's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yumidog Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 yo mamma so old and I said she was so old the when she whent to school to study for history there was no hisory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jak35 Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 yo mama is so dumb she tried to drown a fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyFox Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 yo momma is so poor I asked to use the bathroom and she said "pick a corner" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The inventor Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Yo mama is so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yu-gi-oh mainiac Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 yo mama glasses so thick when she looks on a map she can see people waving Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyfi Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 yo mama so ugly that she can only be your mama! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The inventor Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Yo mama is so scinny she can dodge rain drops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyFox Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Yo mamma's so dumb she failed a IQ test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The inventor Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Yo mama is so dum when she went to disney land she ran into a divide highway that said "Disney Land Left" so she turned around and went home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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