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Recently, my friends were being dumbasses and using pickup lines to pick up girls at my school. Here were several of them.


1. My dick just died. Can I bury it in your ass?


2. Hold on girl, you got something on your chest, my eyes.


3. Hey, the word of the day is legs. Let's go over to my place and spread the word.


4. You want to see my hard drive? Its gotta a lot of ram and its not floppy.





What your favorite pickup line? Post it here.


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Hold on girl' date=' you got something on your chest, my eyes.[/i']


Is that a play off of ''I'm looking for some treasure; can I see your chest''?


If not, I just gave you guys another one.


i guess so! ^__^ no we had nothing to do so we came up with them

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I think I need a Paralyze Heal because you're stunning.


Girl i wish i was your derivative so i can lie tangent to your curves.


Call me extremely nerdy' date=' but I lol'd so hard at both of those.


For all the non-nerds...


In Pokemon, [b']Stun[/b] Spore is an attack that paralyzes, and a PRZ Heal can cure it. But it's a pun because "stunning" also means beautiful.


I won't go into detail, but a derivative is used to find the slope of a line that is tangent to a parabola or any curve. But it is also punny because... I'll let you figure that our yourself. ;)

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"Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the next thing that pops up"


"Hey' date=' why don't we head back to your place and do some math? You know, add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply?"


"Yeah, I'm doing some part time work for NASA...huh, what work? Well, my first thing is to sent one of our 'Hard Drilling Shuttles' straight into Uranus."


"That dress looks good on you, but...I think it would look better in a crumpled heap with next to the bed."



"If you were a tree and I were a squirrel' date=' I would put my nuts in your hole."



You are like a shotgun' date=' on cock and your ready to blow



I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.


I put the STD in STUD. And all I need is U.


Can I take a picture of you' date=' so I can show Santa just what I want for



What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.



"Clothes are so overrated. Let's go to my place and show how much we agree."



These people win.

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