WTF Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 [align=Center]Recently, my friends were being dumbasses and using pickup lines to pick up girls at my school. Here were several of them. 1. My dick just died. Can I bury it in your ass? 2. Hold on girl, you got something on your chest, my eyes. 3. Hey, the word of the day is legs. Let's go over to my place and spread the word. 4. You want to see my hard drive? Its gotta a lot of ram and its not floppy. What your favorite pickup line? Post it here.[/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 "Are you a chicken farmer, because you sure know how to raise cocks." It's not mine. I think Corporal Atlas was the first person to say it. Either him, Akira, or some other epic person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted March 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 ^___^ that was pretty epic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scyire Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 I lol'd at pickup line No. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted March 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 I lol'd at pickup line No. 3 oh I know right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donquixote Doflamingo Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 I lolled at all of them XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 Hold on girl, you got something on your chest, my eyes. Is that a play off of ''I'm looking for some treasure; can I see your chest''? If not, I just gave you guys another one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted March 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 Hold on girl' date=' you got something on your chest, my eyes.[/i'] Is that a play off of ''I'm looking for some treasure; can I see your chest''? If not, I just gave you guys another one. i guess so! ^__^ no we had nothing to do so we came up with them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edglar Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 Apocalypse opener. 100% success rate for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted March 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 Apocalypse opener. 100% success rate for me. i agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edglar Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 Apocalypse opener. 100% success rate for me. i agree You know it? Lolz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted March 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 lawlz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 [spoiler=Best Pickup Lines ever] Man, I never knew such pickup lines existed.... you guys are nuts! Seriously, number 1 is..... wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyosuke Kiryu Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 Does this rag smell like chlorophorm to you? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted March 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 Does this rag smell like chlorophorm to you? ;) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! :lol::D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 There have been tons of these threads... "Nice shoes. Wanna f***?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marisa Kirisame-ze Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 I remember my friend sent me a link to some game where you must match the pick-up line with the punch line to it and I failed entirely. It was a sad day indeed. But I lol'd at number 3 up there xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusofChaos™ Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 You gunna get stabbed tonight do you want the metal or the meat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cerberus21 Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 Those breasts look heavy, can I hold them for you?Nice pants. When do they come off?Do you come here a lot? You would in my bedroom. I made up #3 just now ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ecoboy1324 Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 Hey baby your like my problem set. You do me on your desk and im harder then hell.Can i put my key in your ignition?Girl i wish i was your derivative so i can lie tangent to your curves.Hey Baby do you like Pokemon becosue i whould love to take a peekacu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted March 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 lets play titanic! when I say "Iceberg", you go down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eury Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 I think I need a Paralyze Heal because you're stunning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 I think I need a Paralyze Heal because you're stunning. Girl i wish i was your derivative so i can lie tangent to your curves. Call me extremely nerdy' date=' but I lol'd so hard at both of those. For all the non-nerds... In Pokemon, [b']Stun[/b] Spore is an attack that paralyzes, and a PRZ Heal can cure it. But it's a pun because "stunning" also means beautiful. I won't go into detail, but a derivative is used to find the slope of a line that is tangent to a parabola or any curve. But it is also punny because... I'll let you figure that our yourself. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smear Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 "Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the next thing that pops up" "Hey' date=' why don't we head back to your place and do some math? You know, add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply?" "Yeah, I'm doing some part time work for NASA...huh, what work? Well, my first thing is to sent one of our 'Hard Drilling Shuttles' straight into Uranus." "That dress looks good on you, but...I think it would look better in a crumpled heap with next to the bed."[/quote'] "If you were a tree and I were a squirrel' date=' I would put my nuts in your hole."[/quote'] You are like a shotgun' date=' on cock and your ready to blow[/quote'] I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream. I put the STD in STUD. And all I need is U. Can I take a picture of you' date=' so I can show Santa just what I want forChristmas What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.[/quote'] "Clothes are so overrated. Let's go to my place and show how much we agree." These people win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~The Game~ Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 "As long as you need a place to sit, you'll always have my face." Every. Time. XD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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