Pickup Lines.

[WTF]

if I were a watermelon' date=' would you spit out mah seed?

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Call me an idiot, I don't get that one... =[

 

seed, meaning semen lolz T.T

[Donquixote Doflamingo]

O.o

 

I GET NOA! XD I jizzed! XD

[WTF]

O.o

 

I GET NOA! XD I jizzed! XD

 

lolz lawlz

[Donquixote Doflamingo]

Got another moar? I want you to make me lol >:]

[WTF]

hmmmm....

 

do you work at ups? because i swear you were just checking out meh package

[Donquixote Doflamingo]

Hoho! This made me chuckle, your losing it! ;o

[WTF]

....you must be windows 95, because you've go me very unstable

[Donquixote Doflamingo]

....you must be windows 95' date=' because you've go me very unstable

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Thats better! ;]

[WTF]

stick your verb in my noun and composition me all night long

[Donquixote Doflamingo]

Woah. Thats REALLY good, you are a quick thinker, no?

[WTF]

you know it

 

im not good at arguing though.

[Donquixote Doflamingo]

I'm quite good at that, but this is another league of da smex! ;D

[WTF]

:) do you mind if we speak french for a while?

[Donquixote Doflamingo]

Nope. Alors...?

[WTF]

Alors quoi?

[blaze.]

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Recently' date=' my friends were being dumbasses and using pickup lines to pick up girls at my school. Here were several of them.

 

1. My dick just died. Can I bury it in your ass?

 

2. Hold on girl, you got something on your chest, my eyes.

 

3. Hey, the word of the day is legs. Let's go over to my place and spread the word.

 

4. You want to see my hard drive? Its gotta a lot of ram and its not floppy.

 

 

 

 

What your favorite pickup line? Post it here.

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My favorites:

 

Does this rag smell like chloroform? and

Taste this roofie, its really good.

[Mors Secundis]

Hey, I couldn't help but notice You HAVE MASSIVE TITS, WANNA HAVE SEX?*

 

oR

 

Hey, You must be a fine because you have parking tic- Wait...

 

oR

 

your dad must Have been a baker, Because you have amazing buns.

 

*100% Success rate

[WTF]

Hey' date=' I couldn't help but notice You HAVE MASSIVE TITS, WANNA HAVE SEX?*

 

oR

 

Hey, You must be a fine because you have parking tic- Wait...

 

oR

 

your dad must Have been a baker, Because you have amazing buns.

 

*100% Success rate

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I have to disagree with your choices.

 

Those lines mostly will lead up to a point where this girl or guy will slap teh sheet outta yuh

[Mors Secundis]

That was the point...

[WTF]

These are all stupid. [/obvious]

 

Set for the double post but

 

as for you, if you aren't contributing to the thread by automaticaly giving critisism, then you will be reported

 

your post was reported

[-SupernovA-]

I contributed to the thread completely, I was contributing by telling you that all of these are stupid and none of them would work.

[WTF]

I contributed to the thread completely' date=' I was contributing by telling you that all of these are stupid and none of them would work.

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O rly? We all know they wouldn't work. You did not contribute. You pointed out the elephant in the room. Way to go. In case you didn't notice, these are all jokes. Open your eyes.

[-SupernovA-]

These are all stupid. [/obvious]

 

I contributed to the thread completely' date=' I was contributing by telling you that all of these are stupid and none of them would work.

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O rly? We all know they wouldn't work. You did not contribute. You pointed out the elephant in the room. Way to go. In case you didn't notice, these are all jokes. Open your eyes.

 

Ironic.

[Akumakagemaru]

"I named my boner John Kerry. Wanna defeat with Bush?"

 

I am proud to say I had nothing to do with this other than reading it in a magazine.

[Cloister]

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

 

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!