Phantom Roxas Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 Master ShakeFranchise: Aqua Teen Hunger ForcePersonality: Mischevious Jerkass typeSpecies: MilkshakePowers/Special Abilities/Weapons: NoneOccupation: Former Detective, Con Artist/Criminal, Former Boost Mobile phone sales representative, Former Super Hero (The Drizzle/The Fume), Comendian, EntertainerAge: Late 30'sLikes: Lechery, mischief, attention, TVDislikes: MeatwadNominated by: SaTuRnPaLaDiN Mateus PalameciaFranchise: Final Fantasy IIPersonality: A God am I typeSpecies: HumanPowers/Special Abilities/Weapons: SorceryOccupation: EmperorAge: UnknownLikes: Power, achieving godhoodDislikes: Weakness, those who do not accept him as rulerNominated by: Zexaeon Emperor Mateus Palamecia sat upon his throne, looking down upon a man dressed in black. His guards had been slain by the cloaked man, who had summoned monsters to fight for him. To Mateus, that talent caught his interest. "Emperor Mateus," the cloaked man spoke. "I have a proposition for you.""Oh? And what is it that you can promise me?" the Emperor demanded."The chance to rule at the top of the world," the man answered. There must be a person who can rule all, and you may be at that person.""I see that you play to my interests. Tell me, stranger, what do you call yourself?""My name is Solasiro. Be grateful that I've wished to give you my name.""Cocky little punk, aren't you? Tell me, what are your powers? I wish to know how you were able to invade my castle and slaughter my guards with such ease.""From my homeworld, there is a card game known as Duel Monsters, and those that play the game are known as Duelists. However, I have abilities that allow me to transcend the normal capabilities of a typical Duelists, allowing me to summon real monsters." He showed the emperor the Duel Disk on his right arm. "All Duelists wear these. It acts as a medium for the game, but my powers allow me to make the monsters I place on this Duel Disk living creatures that can harm those I wish to.""So, your powers extend from a chilidish game?""Well, half of them. I use these powers when I wish not to dirty my hands ever so.""And the other half.""Magic. I'd show you, but I don't think you'd want anymore damage done to your castle, correct? Out of nowhere, what seemed to resemble a milkshake wandered into the throne room."Oh goody, more guests," Mateus muttered sarcastically."Have any of you seen that jerk Meatwad?" the Milkshake asked. "That beef ball owes me fifty bucks!""Pardon me, Solasiro, but would you mind if I were to take a break to drink?""This is your castle," Solasiro reminded him. "Isn't it?""Of course, but soon the universe shall be my castle." With that, a gold and black staff materialized into his hand, and with a wave of it he a magic circle shone beneath the milkshake, bringing him towards Mateus."Hey, let me go jabroni!""Such impotence. You must learn to obey your lord and master." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Docter Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 A milkshake or a guy with a spear or halberd..... I'm going with the guy with a WEAPON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 Dunno either or them. But I hate stupid stuff anyway, so the FF guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thesius Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 Going with the dude with the spear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 Mateus, no contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Unclean One: VK Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 Mateus' date=' no contest.[/quote'] Agreed, plus he's hawt!!! *drools* Can we haz moar contests with hawt guyz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 Meh, the story behind Master Shake wasn't done too well for my liking. It works, though. I'm voting for Master Shake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted April 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 Sorry, I couldn't quite think of how well to work him in that well in against Mateus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 Sorry' date=' I couldn't quite think of how well to work him in that well in against Mateus.[/quote'] AH, well. Should've let me help you with that. It would've been hilarious. 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost-O Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 Comedy > SRS BUSINEZZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donquixote Doflamingo Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 I'm actually going for the Milkshake. Dunno why.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 Mateus. He's way better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAEGING D0GKING Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 MASTER SHAKE FTW!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinitus Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 Well, I'm pretty sure Mateus would say something along the lines of "One of my servants has given me a refreshment, and entertainment in the same object." and proceed to drink Master Milkshake. So, to Milkshake, any human character is the equivalent of a vampire for him. So yeah, Mateus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lina-chan Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 Why would anybody have even put Master Shake in this thingy? =O He can't fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted April 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 You could nominate whoever you want, it doesn't matter if they can't fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 WHO THE HELL VOTED MASTER SHAKE??? *looks at SaTuRnPaLaDiN* i vote the emperor btw phantonroxas the emperor doesnt care about godhood as much as u implied in the profile, he really just wants to rule everything in all creation yea kthxbai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 His main goal in Dissidia is simply to become a God and end the cycle of fighting each other. So yes, he does wanna be a god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 Yeah, I nominated Master Shake. Don't like it? Don't care. All in harmless fun. 8) Ah, well. Maybe Master Shake will learn some humility from this little experience - but I doubt it. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost-O Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 Yeah' date=' I nominated Master Shake. Don't like it? Don't care. All in harmless fun. 8) Ah, well. Maybe Master Shake will learn some humility from this little experience - but I doubt it. :P[/quote'] He'll always bounce back with some cheesy story on his experiences and end up defacing Meatwad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 Yeah' date=' I nominated Master Shake. Don't like it? Don't care. All in harmless fun. 8) Ah, well. Maybe Master Shake will learn some humility from this little experience - but I doubt it. :P[/quote'] He'll always bounce back with some cheesy story on his experiences and end up defacing Meatwad. Yup - and then get yelled at by Frylock. Afterwards, it will go back to the way it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost-O Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 Yeah' date=' I nominated Master Shake. Don't like it? Don't care. All in harmless fun. 8) Ah, well. Maybe Master Shake will learn some humility from this little experience - but I doubt it. :P[/quote'] He'll always bounce back with some cheesy story on his experiences and end up defacing Meatwad. Yup - and then get yelled at by Frylock. Afterwards, it will go back to the way it was. I hate that Meatwad gets the short end of the stick. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 Yeah' date=' I nominated Master Shake. Don't like it? Don't care. All in harmless fun. 8) Ah, well. Maybe Master Shake will learn some humility from this little experience - but I doubt it. :P[/quote'] He'll always bounce back with some cheesy story on his experiences and end up defacing Meatwad. Yup - and then get yelled at by Frylock. Afterwards, it will go back to the way it was. I hate that Meatwad gets the short end of the stick. :/ Meatwad's gotten his revenge on a number of occasions - like with the Broodwich, the E-Helmet, the static electricity incident, the Anubis shirt, etc... Man, maybe I should've nominated Meatwad. (Better not get off topic here) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted April 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 No, it's fine. I liked Meatwad, so yes, you should have nominated him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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