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[YGT] Round 1-20: Master Shake vs. Mateus Palamecia


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Who will win?  

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  1. 1. Who will win?

    • Master Shake
    • Mateus Palamecia


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Master Shake

Franchise: Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Personality: Mischevious Jerkass type

Species: Milkshake

Powers/Special Abilities/Weapons: None

Occupation: Former Detective, Con Artist/Criminal, Former Boost Mobile phone sales representative, Former Super Hero (The Drizzle/The Fume), Comendian, Entertainer

Age: Late 30's

Likes: Lechery, mischief, attention, TV

Dislikes: Meatwad

Nominated by: SaTuRnPaLaDiN

 

Mateus Palamecia

Franchise: Final Fantasy II

Personality: A God am I type

Species: Human

Powers/Special Abilities/Weapons: Sorcery

Occupation: Emperor

Age: Unknown

Likes: Power, achieving godhood

Dislikes: Weakness, those who do not accept him as ruler

Nominated by: Zexaeon

 

 

Emperor Mateus Palamecia sat upon his throne, looking down upon a man dressed in black. His guards had been slain by the cloaked man, who had summoned monsters to fight for him. To Mateus, that talent caught his interest.

 

"Emperor Mateus," the cloaked man spoke. "I have a proposition for you."

"Oh? And what is it that you can promise me?" the Emperor demanded.

"The chance to rule at the top of the world," the man answered.

There must be a person who can rule all, and you may be at that person."

"I see that you play to my interests. Tell me, stranger, what do you call yourself?"

"My name is Solasiro. Be grateful that I've wished to give you my name."

"Cocky little punk, aren't you? Tell me, what are your powers? I wish to know how you were able to invade my castle and slaughter my guards with such ease."

"From my homeworld, there is a card game known as Duel Monsters, and those that play the game are known as Duelists. However, I have abilities that allow me to transcend the normal capabilities of a typical Duelists, allowing me to summon real monsters." He showed the emperor the Duel Disk on his right arm. "All Duelists wear these. It acts as a medium for the game, but my powers allow me to make the monsters I place on this Duel Disk living creatures that can harm those I wish to."

"So, your powers extend from a chilidish game?"

"Well, half of them. I use these powers when I wish not to dirty my hands ever so."

"And the other half."

"Magic. I'd show you, but I don't think you'd want anymore damage done to your castle, correct?

 

Out of nowhere, what seemed to resemble a milkshake wandered into the throne room.

"Oh goody, more guests," Mateus muttered sarcastically.

"Have any of you seen that jerk Meatwad?" the Milkshake asked. "That beef ball owes me fifty bucks!"

"Pardon me, Solasiro, but would you mind if I were to take a break to drink?"

"This is your castle," Solasiro reminded him. "Isn't it?"

"Of course, but soon the universe shall be my castle." With that, a gold and black staff materialized into his hand, and with a wave of it he a magic circle shone beneath the milkshake, bringing him towards Mateus.

"Hey, let me go jabroni!"

"Such impotence. You must learn to obey your lord and master."

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Well, I'm pretty sure Mateus would say something along the lines of "One of my servants has given me a refreshment, and entertainment in the same object." and proceed to drink Master Milkshake. So, to Milkshake, any human character is the equivalent of a vampire for him.

 

So yeah, Mateus.

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Yeah' date=' I nominated Master Shake. Don't like it? Don't care. All in harmless fun. 8)

 

Ah, well. Maybe Master Shake will learn some humility from this little experience - but I doubt it. :P

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He'll always bounce back with some cheesy story on his experiences and end up defacing Meatwad.

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Yeah' date=' I nominated Master Shake. Don't like it? Don't care. All in harmless fun. 8)

 

Ah, well. Maybe Master Shake will learn some humility from this little experience - but I doubt it. :P

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He'll always bounce back with some cheesy story on his experiences and end up defacing Meatwad.

 

Yup - and then get yelled at by Frylock. Afterwards, it will go back to the way it was.

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Yeah' date=' I nominated Master Shake. Don't like it? Don't care. All in harmless fun. 8)

 

Ah, well. Maybe Master Shake will learn some humility from this little experience - but I doubt it. :P

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He'll always bounce back with some cheesy story on his experiences and end up defacing Meatwad.

 

Yup - and then get yelled at by Frylock. Afterwards, it will go back to the way it was.

 

I hate that Meatwad gets the short end of the stick. :/

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Yeah' date=' I nominated Master Shake. Don't like it? Don't care. All in harmless fun. 8)

 

Ah, well. Maybe Master Shake will learn some humility from this little experience - but I doubt it. :P

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He'll always bounce back with some cheesy story on his experiences and end up defacing Meatwad.

 

Yup - and then get yelled at by Frylock. Afterwards, it will go back to the way it was.

 

I hate that Meatwad gets the short end of the stick. :/

 

Meatwad's gotten his revenge on a number of occasions - like with the Broodwich, the E-Helmet, the static electricity incident, the Anubis shirt, etc... Man, maybe I should've nominated Meatwad.

 

(Better not get off topic here)

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