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Is a band with a very inappropriate name, which is fitting due to their obscenely inappropriate lyrics. The name of the band is:

 

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Torsofuck

 

 

Now, considering Brutal Death Metal is like the worst genre in the history of music, their music is all the same and sounds like crap, etc. etc., but read their lyrics, 'cause they're funny as hell. They're also too inappropriate for me to post on this site, so google them at your own discretion. I guarantee that you will be thoroughly entertained, but you might find them repulsive as well. Either way, you're in for a good laugh or two.

 

I won't post the name of the song, 'cause it's inappropriate, but check out the song with "Elephants" in its title.

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Brutal Death Metal is like the worst genre in the history of music' date=' their music is all the same and sounds like crap, etc. etc.[/b']

 

Screw you.

Literally.

 

Why? It really is horrible.

 

And you can call it pornogrind or whatever the hell you want, but they're pretty widely accepted as a Brutal Death Metal band.

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Brutal Death Metal is like the worst genre in the history of music' date=' their music is all the same and sounds like crap, etc. etc.[/b']

 

Screw you.

Literally.

 

Why? It really is horrible.

 

And you can call it pornogrind or whatever the hell you want, but they're pretty widely accepted as a Brutal Death Metal band.

 

I'm not talking about the band, I'm talking about the genre.

Saying that it's the worst genre in the history of music is completely wrong.

There are dozens worse.

 

And I'm sure it's just the band you heard. Try listening to other bands of the genre before you make your decision.

 

God damn people and these days.

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Brutal Death Metal is like the worst genre in the history of music' date=' their music is all the same and sounds like crap, etc. etc.[/b']

 

Screw you.

Literally.

 

Why? It really is horrible.

 

And you can call it pornogrind or whatever the hell you want, but they're pretty widely accepted as a Brutal Death Metal band.

 

By who? Gothfags who think they know what Death Metal is? No, shut the funk up and learn about the genre before you talk sheet about it.

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Brutal Death Metal is like the worst genre in the history of music' date=' their music is all the same and sounds like crap, etc. etc.[/b']

 

Screw you.

Literally.

 

Why? It really is horrible.

 

And you can call it pornogrind or whatever the hell you want, but they're pretty widely accepted as a Brutal Death Metal band.

 

I'm not talking about the band, I'm talking about the genre.

Saying that it's the worst genre in the history of music is completely wrong.

There are dozens worse.

 

And I'm sure it's just the band you heard. Try listening to other bands of the genre before you make your decision.

 

God damn people and these days.

 

Oh I have, and I can honestly say that I'd probably listen to some of the mainstream music that you hear on the radio these days than most Brutal Death Metal. Taste is subjective, it's as simple as that.

 

Brutal Death Metal is like the worst genre in the history of music' date=' their music is all the same and sounds like crap, etc. etc.[/b']

 

Screw you.

Literally.

 

Why? It really is horrible.

 

And you can call it pornogrind or whatever the hell you want, but they're pretty widely accepted as a Brutal Death Metal band.

 

By who? Gothfags who think they know what Death Metal is? No, shut the f*** up and learn about the genre before you talk s*** about it.

 

Or what?

 

Stop being such a butthurt little jabroni and make legitimate points. Torsofuck doesn't sound anything like any other Grind band I've come across; just because their lyrics are pornographic in nature doesn't mean that you have to invent a genre for them.

 

And where the hell do "gothfags" come from? There's no reason to be homophobic either. You need to calm down, lmao.

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Brutal Death Metal is like the worst genre in the history of music' date=' their music is all the same and sounds like crap, etc. etc.[/b']

 

Screw you.

Literally.

 

Why? It really is horrible.

 

And you can call it pornogrind or whatever the hell you want, but they're pretty widely accepted as a Brutal Death Metal band.

 

I'm not talking about the band, I'm talking about the genre.

Saying that it's the worst genre in the history of music is completely wrong.

There are dozens worse.

 

And I'm sure it's just the band you heard. Try listening to other bands of the genre before you make your decision.

 

God damn people and these days.

 

Oh I have, and I can honestly say that I'd probably listen to some of the mainstream music that you hear on the radio these days than most Brutal Death Metal. Taste is subjective, it's as simple as that.

Then don't say it's the worst in history, when it's entirely your opinion. Because from the start, you made it sound like it was the worst, period.

 

Brutal Death Metal is like the worst genre in the history of music' date=' their music is all the same and sounds like crap, etc. etc.[/b']

 

Screw you.

Literally.

 

Why? It really is horrible.

 

And you can call it pornogrind or whatever the hell you want, but they're pretty widely accepted as a Brutal Death Metal band.

 

By who? Gothfags who think they know what Death Metal is? No, shut the f*** up and learn about the genre before you talk s*** about it.

 

Or what?

 

Stop being such a butthurt little b**** Butthurt? Really, how lame can you be when making an insult? Butthurt? I'm actually gonna try that one day, and see how many people laugh. and make legitimate points He did.. Torsofuck doesn't sound anything like any other Grind band I've come across; just because their lyrics are pornographic in nature doesn't mean that you have to invent a genre for them. It's an actual genre. Get over it.

 

And where the hell do "gothfags" come from? Goths who are completely head over heels for their favorite bands. There's no reason to be homophobic either. Lolwut? Why do you assume he's gay, because of the term gothfags? You need to calm down, lmao. Earlier you called him a butthurt little bitch, and you're telling him to calm down?

 

Honestly.

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1) Pornogrind is technically like a sub-sub-sub-genre of metal. Unless you're deeply into metal and you like to get overly-technical with genres, pornogrind is not a recognized genre. To most outsiders that aren't deeply into the genre, Hymn being a perfect example in this situation, Torsofuck is essentially just a brutal death metal band. Sorry, Eury, but that had to be said.

 

2) You all need to chill. How many times has this argument, or at least one closely resembling it, been had? It all ends the same way: everyone gets high and mighty trying to defend their opinion until Opal comes in and shuts sheet down. Nothing EVER gets accomplished. Ever.

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1) Pornogrind is technically like a sub-sub-sub-genre of metal. Unless you're deeply into metal and you like to get overly-technical with genres' date=' pornogrind is not a recognized genre. To most outsiders that aren't deeply into the genre, Hymn being a perfect example in this situation, Torsofuck is essentially just a brutal death metal band. Sorry, Eury, but that had to be said.

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You know me, I am one of those people who are deeply into metal and always get overly-technical with genres. D:

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1) Pornogrind is technically like a sub-sub-sub-genre of metal. Unless you're deeply into metal and you like to get overly-technical with genres' date=' pornogrind is not a recognized genre. To most outsiders that aren't deeply into the genre, Hymn being a perfect example in this situation, Torsofuck is essentially just a brutal death metal band. Sorry, Eury, but that had to be said.

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You know me, I am one of those people who are deeply into metal and always get overly-technical with genres. D:

 

I know you are. I myself am one of those people. There's nothing wrong it, but it can be very confusing to those that are not like us. You, Enrise and I know that Torsofuck would be considered pornogrind, but to someone that isn't as passionate as us they're essentially just brutal death metal. You need to learn to accept that, my son.

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How about you guys start STFU about your stupid genre crap and grow up? It shouldn't be hard to talk like adults about genre technicalities and whatnot and tbh I don't really care.-.- Oh well I should... Meh I heard and read the lyrics, it's not really music for me. Making something loud for provocation isn't so hard these days, and there are better Brutal Death Metal bands out there anyway.

 

Oh and guess what, if Hymn only made bad experience with the genre he can call it the worst genre in history for all we care. It doesn't mean that it's universally the worst genre in history but maybe people are tired of adding excuses for every opinion. "Oh sorry I hate it but now I have to say it nicely... Well it's just not my taste, it's...just bad in my opinion but probably good for you, yes yes..."

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How about you guys start STFU about your stupid genre crap and grow up? It shouldn't be hard to talk like adults about genre technicalities and whatnot and tbh I don't really care.-.- Oh well I should... Meh I heard and read the lyrics' date=' it's not really music for me. Making something loud for provocation isn't so hard these days, and there are better Brutal Death Metal bands out there anyway.

 

Oh and guess what, if Hymn only made bad experience with the genre he can call it the worst genre in history for all we care. It doesn't mean that it's universally the worst genre in history but maybe people are tired of adding excuses for every opinion. "Oh sorry I hate it but now I have to say it nicely... Well it's just not my taste, it's...just bad in my opinion but probably good for you, yes yes..."

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It's okay, Opal. I got this one. ;D

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How about you guys start STFU about your stupid genre crap and grow up? It shouldn't be hard to talk like adults about genre technicalities and whatnot and tbh I don't really care.-.- Oh well I should... Meh I heard and read the lyrics' date=' it's not really music for me. Making something loud for provocation isn't so hard these days, and there are better Brutal Death Metal bands out there anyway.

 

Oh and guess what, if Hymn only made bad experience with the genre he can call it the worst genre in history for all we care. It doesn't mean that it's universally the worst genre in history but maybe people are tired of adding excuses for every opinion. "Oh sorry I hate it but now I have to say it nicely... Well it's just not my taste, it's...just bad in my opinion but probably good for you, yes yes..."

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It's okay, Opal. I got this one. ;D

 

Pfft. You keep telling yourself that.

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