Im bored. I wonder how people will react to this... If you wanna talk about yoshi...

[Cloister]

Yoshi (ヨッシー, Yosshī?, sometimes romanized Yossy in earlier Japanese materials) is a fictional dinosaur who appears in video games published by Nintendo. His debut was in Super Mario World on the Super Nintendo Entertainment System as Mario's accomplice (a role he has often reprised), and he later established his own series with several platform and puzzle games, including Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island. He has also appeared in many of the spin-off Mario games, such as the Mario Party, the Mario Kart, and the Super Smash Bros. series , as well as in other various Mario sports titles. Yoshi also appears in New Super Mario Bros. Wii as the characters' accomplice, similar to his original debut role in Super Mario World. Yoshis come in many different colors, though his original and most common color is green. Yoshi's latest appearance is in Super Mario Galaxy 2.

 

That's a Yoshi.

[Womi]

What is Nintendo?

[Xazeon]

You guys aren't talking about Batman D:

[Womi]

Now what is Batman? Dx

[Godot]

Yoshi's overrated IMHO.

 

Let's talk about Batman now. I'll start. Batman is cool.

 

Now it's your turn.

 

I prefer the Joker.

[Womi]

So Batman is a card game?

[Godot]

So Batman is a card game?

 

Basically. The point of the game is to get your "Batman" away from the authorities and into the "Joker's Hideout." Battle then commences, and each player rolls a die. If the player owning the "Batman" rolls a higher number then the owner of "The Joker", the player with the "Batman" wins, and vice versa.

[Womi]

Never heard of it.

[Godot]

It's not that popular.

[Womi]

And how do you move your Batman away from the authorities? Like chess, or per die?

[Godot]

And how do you move your Batman away from the authorities? Like chess' date=' or per die?

[/quote']

 

Like Chess. If you get caught by the authorities, then it's like battling with the Joker (per die).

[Womi]

And why are they using "Batman"? Is it a Baseball player or something?

And why is his foe a Joker?

[Godot]

He's a guy dressed like a bat. His foe is a Joker because apparently the Joker made fun of him for dressing like a bat or something.

[Womi]

What? But why does he dress like a bat?

Is this a game for children and has some moralic purpose or is it just plain random?

[Gascan]

This thread is where my hope for humanity goes to die.

[Cloister]

This thread is where my hope for humanity goes to die.

 

*Shoots you so you don't have to die by yourself and to spare you from pain*.

 

Also, Batman's Robin vs. Bond's hot chicks.

[Xazeon]

Now what is Batman? Dx

 

Promotional art for Batman #608 (Oct. 2002' date=' second printing)

Pencils by Jim Lee and inks by Scott Williams

Publication information

Publisher DC Comics

First appearance Detective Comics #27

(May 1939)

Created by Bob Kane (concept)

Bill Finger[1']

(developer, uncredited)

In-story information

Alter ego Bruce Wayne

Team affiliations Batman Family

Justice League

Wayne Enterprises

Outsiders

Partnerships Robin

Batgirl

Superman

Notable aliases Matches Malone

Sir Hemingford Grey

 

Batman, originally referred to as "the Bat-Man" and still referred to at times as "the Batman", is a fictional character, a comic book superhero co-created by artist Bob Kane and writer Bill Finger (although only Kane receives official credit), appearing in publications by DC Comics. The character first appeared in Detective Comics #27 in May 1939.

 

He is additionally known as "the Caped Crusader", "the Dark Knight" and "the World's Greatest Detective"; in the original version of the story and the vast majority of subsequent retellings, Batman's secret identity is Bruce Wayne (named for the historical figures Robert the Bruce and "Mad" Anthony Wayne)[2], a playboy, industrialist, and philanthropist. Having witnessed the murder of his parents as a child, he swore revenge on crime, an oath tempered with the greater ideal of justice. Wayne trains himself both physically and intellectually and dons a bat-themed costume in order to fight crime.[3] Batman operates in the fictional American Gotham City, assisted by various supporting characters including his crime-fighting partner, Robin, his butler Alfred Pennyworth, the police commissioner Jim Gordon, and occasionally the heroine Batgirl. He fights an assortment of villains influenced by the characters' roots in film and pulp magazines. Unlike most superheroes, he does not possess any superpowers; he makes use of intellect, detective skills, science and technology, wealth, physical prowess, and intimidation in his continuous war on crime. In 2009, following Wayne's apparent "death" (in truth, time-displacement), the role of Batman has been taken up by his former ward and the first Robin, Dick Grayson. Wayne will return as Batman in Batman: The Return of Bruce Wayne.

 

Batman became a popular character soon after his introduction and gained his own comic book title, Batman, in 1940. As the decades wore on, differing interpretations of the character emerged. The late 1960s Batman television series used a camp aesthetic which continued to be associated with the character for years after the show ended. Various creators worked to return the character to his dark roots, culminating in the 1986 miniseries Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, by writer-artist Frank Miller, while the success of film director Tim Burton's 1989 film Batman helped to reignite popular interest in the character. A cultural icon, Batman has been licensed and adapted into a variety of media, from radio to television and film, and appears on a variety of merchandise sold all over the world.

 

Ice lies. But I still love him.

[Zorbak55]

That's spam! You're not supposed to talk about batman! Everybody, I'm the creator of this thread! Dont disobey me!

[Womi]

Now what is Batman? Dx

 

Promotional art for Batman #608 (Oct. 2002' date=' second printing)

Pencils by Jim Lee and inks by Scott Williams

Publication information

Publisher DC Comics

First appearance Detective Comics #27

(May 1939)

Created by Bob Kane (concept)

Bill Finger[1']

(developer, uncredited)

In-story information

Alter ego Bruce Wayne

Team affiliations Batman Family

Justice League

Wayne Enterprises

Outsiders

Partnerships Robin

Batgirl

Superman

Notable aliases Matches Malone

Sir Hemingford Grey

 

Batman, originally referred to as "the Bat-Man" and still referred to at times as "the Batman", is a fictional character, a comic book superhero co-created by artist Bob Kane and writer Bill Finger (although only Kane receives official credit), appearing in publications by DC Comics. The character first appeared in Detective Comics #27 in May 1939.

 

He is additionally known as "the Caped Crusader", "the Dark Knight" and "the World's Greatest Detective"; in the original version of the story and the vast majority of subsequent retellings, Batman's secret identity is Bruce Wayne (named for the historical figures Robert the Bruce and "Mad" Anthony Wayne)[2], a playboy, industrialist, and philanthropist. Having witnessed the murder of his parents as a child, he swore revenge on crime, an oath tempered with the greater ideal of justice. Wayne trains himself both physically and intellectually and dons a bat-themed costume in order to fight crime.[3] Batman operates in the fictional American Gotham City, assisted by various supporting characters including his crime-fighting partner, Robin, his butler Alfred Pennyworth, the police commissioner Jim Gordon, and occasionally the heroine Batgirl. He fights an assortment of villains influenced by the characters' roots in film and pulp magazines. Unlike most superheroes, he does not possess any superpowers; he makes use of intellect, detective skills, science and technology, wealth, physical prowess, and intimidation in his continuous war on crime. In 2009, following Wayne's apparent "death" (in truth, time-displacement), the role of Batman has been taken up by his former ward and the first Robin, Dick Grayson. Wayne will return as Batman in Batman: The Return of Bruce Wayne.

 

Batman became a popular character soon after his introduction and gained his own comic book title, Batman, in 1940. As the decades wore on, differing interpretations of the character emerged. The late 1960s Batman television series used a camp aesthetic which continued to be associated with the character for years after the show ended. Various creators worked to return the character to his dark roots, culminating in the 1986 miniseries Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, by writer-artist Frank Miller, while the success of film director Tim Burton's 1989 film Batman helped to reignite popular interest in the character. A cultural icon, Batman has been licensed and adapted into a variety of media, from radio to television and film, and appears on a variety of merchandise sold all over the world.

 

Ice lies. But I still love him.

 

Oh, how enlighting.

Almost as enlighting as Yoshi.

[Xazeon]

That's spam! You're not supposed to talk about batman! Everybody' date=' I'm the creator of this thread! Dont disobey me!

[/quote']

I don't care. Let them decide their loyalties.

[Clair]

Yoshi's overrated IMHO.

 

Let's talk about Batman now. I'll start. Batman is cool.

 

Now it's your turn.

 

Wanna know how I got these scars...?

[Godot]

That's spam! You're not supposed to talk about batman! Everybody' date=' I'm the creator of this thread! Dont disobey me!

[/quote']

 

Somebody's a power-crazed retard.

[Womi]

Batman sent out Crobat!

[Xazeon]

Yoshi's overrated IMHO.

 

Let's talk about Batman now. I'll start. Batman is cool.

 

Now it's your turn.

 

Wanna know how I got these scars...?

Is it your alcoholic father? Or did you do that because your girlfriend got scars, and you wanted to show her scars don't matter?

[Clair]

Yoshi's overrated IMHO.

 

Let's talk about Batman now. I'll start. Batman is cool.

 

Now it's your turn.

 

Wanna know how I got these scars...?

Is it your alcoholic father? Or did you do that because your girlfriend got scars' date=' and you wanted to show her scars don't matter?

[/quote']

 

How did you know? D:

 

Also, Batman is cool, but Robin is cooler.