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FANCY NEX WRITES HORROR PORN!

 

[spoiler=The smexy part]

In the darkest depths of extremely dark places a evil force stirred. This was the demon incarnation of the internet itself, the nefarious Chan Quad. But it was not his mind filled with evil plans that stirred, it was his heart.

 

For his nigh omniscient gaze saw a fair maiden. The one currently known as Cherry, and with any luck, soon to be known as His.

 

Chan mustered his powers from all four boards of the forum and with this formidable might managed to reach out of his dark prison into a brave new world.

 

A world known as the Land of Power and Absolutes…

 

“Damn you Cherry we are flat out broke now!”

Cherry angrily turned away from the raging Ice. “Why does it matter to me, I make just as much money as you do.”

 

Ice adjusted his red and blue visor. “That may be true but while your pro dragon taming does rake in a lot of money, your blowing it even faster. I warned you about pot bro, I told you dawg.”

 

Ice thrusted a finger at her. “Not only that but you only buy the fanciest weed from the bowels of hell or some s***. Even Nexev just makes his super technology with trash, why do you have to be the connoisseur?”

 

Proto, who overheard this conversation was deeply offended but choose not to make an issue of it. He had to stop the Nazibots from taking over Godzilla’s mind to fuse with their Maifiso technology in order to make Axisetence, according to Wikipedia a second WWII would be undesirable.

 

It’s hard, being a superhero and growing up.

It’s hard and no one understands.

Suddenly a loud “Schwoop” sound echoed throughout the land as a dark slightly overweight figure emerged out of the nothingness. This bespecatled figure approached Cherry. “Girl, I know you don’t know me, but I will like to date you.”

 

Cherry was confused as f***. Ice however knew exactly what to do. “You can have her go on your date for a Benjamin.”

 

Powerforce’s Budget: $100

 

The Bro Skillets was the hottest restaurant this side of classy dining. Specifically the left side.

It was also the favorite hotspot for immortal demons to take their fine ladythings to on dates.

 

The waiter, a tall man wearing an exquisite tuxedo and not one but two dark and rather pointy monocles approached the table where Chan and Cherry sat.

 

“so dawgs what can I get you today for drinks?”

 

“Hmmmm… what would complement today’s special the most?” Chan asked, trying to sound dignified.

The waiter just stared at him. “dude, I’m just going to put you down for cokes. Okay? And I assume you want the special?”

 

Chan looked sheepish. “I guess.”

 

The waiter nodded, can do.

 

Cherry got up. “Excuse me, I have to use the restroom.”

Cherry choose to ignore the stares Chan was giving her sashaying booty, to be honest she liked the attention.

“so…” the waiter began “You going to tap that or what?

 

Later the two, having enjoyed the finest hotdog chili burgers that Amethyst could cook up after his many ears training in the mountains with the legendary Madchurro, the two decided to head back to the castle.

 

“I really enjoyed this date, most people just seem to try to have sex with me.” Cherry said with a smile.

 

Chan smiled “Will you hit me if I say I can see why?”

 

Cherry bonked him on the head but she was smiling to.

 

Chan leaned over and gave her a kiss, first Cherry’s body tensed into surprise but then he could feel her melt into him.

AND THEN THEY WENT HOME, AND ABSOULUTLEY NO SEX HAPPENED!

 

 

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FANCY NEX WRITES HORROR PORN!

 

[spoiler=The smexy part]

In the darkest depths of extremely dark places a evil force stirred. This was the demon incarnation of the internet itself, the nefarious Chan Quad. But it was not his mind filled with evil plans that stirred, it was his heart.

 

For his nigh omniscient gaze saw a fair maiden. The one currently known as Cherry, and with any luck, soon to be known as His.

 

Chan mustered his powers from all four boards of the forum and with this formidable might managed to reach out of his dark prison into a brave new world.

 

A world known as the Land of Power and Absolutes…

 

“Damn you Cherry we are flat out broke now!”

Cherry angrily turned away from the raging Ice. “Why does it matter to me, I make just as much money as you do.”

 

Ice adjusted his red and blue visor. “That may be true but while your pro dragon taming does rake in a lot of money, your blowing it even faster. I warned you about pot bro, I told you dawg.”

 

Ice thrusted a finger at her. “Not only that but you only buy the fanciest weed from the bowels of hell or some s***. Even Nexev just makes his super technology with trash, why do you have to be the connoisseur?”

 

Proto, who overheard this conversation was deeply offended but choose not to make an issue of it. He had to stop the Nazibots from taking over Godzilla’s mind to fuse with their Maifiso technology in order to make Axisetence, according to Wikipedia a second WWII would be undesirable.

 

It’s hard, being a superhero and growing up.

It’s hard and no one understands.

Suddenly a loud “Schwoop” sound echoed throughout the land as a dark slightly overweight figure emerged out of the nothingness. This bespecatled figure approached Cherry. “Girl, I know you don’t know me, but I will like to date you.”

 

Cherry was confused as f***. Ice however knew exactly what to do. “You can have her go on your date for a Benjamin.”

 

Powerforce’s Budget: $100

 

The Bro Skillets was the hottest restaurant this side of classy dining. Specifically the left side.

It was also the favorite hotspot for immortal demons to take their fine ladythings to on dates.

 

The waiter, a tall man wearing an exquisite tuxedo and not one but two dark and rather pointy monocles approached the table where Chan and Cherry sat.

 

“so dawgs what can I get you today for drinks?”

 

“Hmmmm… what would complement today’s special the most?” Chan asked, trying to sound dignified.

The waiter just stared at him. “dude, I’m just going to put you down for cokes. Okay? And I assume you want the special?”

 

Chan looked sheepish. “I guess.”

 

The waiter nodded, can do.

 

Cherry got up. “Excuse me, I have to use the restroom.”

Cherry choose to ignore the stares Chan was giving her sashaying booty, to be honest she liked the attention.

“so…” the waiter began “You going to tap that or what?

 

Later the two, having enjoyed the finest hotdog chili burgers that Amethyst could cook up after his many ears training in the mountains with the legendary Madchurro, the two decided to head back to the castle.

 

“I really enjoyed this date, most people just seem to try to have sex with me.” Cherry said with a smile.

 

Chan smiled “Will you hit me if I say I can see why?”

 

Cherry bonked him on the head but she was smiling to.

 

Chan leaned over and gave her a kiss, first Cherry’s body tensed into surprise but then he could feel her melt into him.

AND THEN THEY WENT HOME, AND ABSOULUTLEY NO SEX HAPPENED!

 

 

 

ROFL

 

God D*mn it Nexev why must you be the M.Night Shamala of YCM?

You and your twists < u <

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You? Your as scary as a bunny.

 

PROTO SCARES THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA ME.

Ah, another person who thinks I'm gonna go Light Yagami.

 

...I'm tired of all these cliches.

 

Has no social life, surprisingly nice, has no problems with a lot of things, beware the nice ones.

 

Tropes are not life, sometimes one has to break out.

 

Break out of these cliches....

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Ah, another person who thinks I'm gonna go Light Yagami.

 

...I'm tired of all these cliches.

 

Has no social life, surprisingly nice, has no problems with a lot of things, beware the nice ones.

 

Tropes are not life, sometimes one has to break out.

 

Break out of these cliches....

your just scary when mad.

 

your fault.

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Nexev

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I am not!

 

I'm not any scarier when I'm mad then Shadow! Or Black!

 

Seriously Nex what the hell?

Shadow is always mad, it completly loses any meaning when he is angry.

 

Ever.

 

And Black mad is the same as him depressed. It's like I am supposed to give him a puppy.

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Proto Newbie

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No it was all Ice ^^

And it really isn't a fire consideirng neither of us are mad at each other.

 

Now onto what you asked . . .

Why do you even feel the need to ask?

 

Was if like Fusion said because of Lora?

Allow me to completely overexplain this and make myself look like a smartass.

 

Your use of Lora as a tool of sexual attraction and yet you calling her your "daughter"

 

Other members of the Hotel fawn over her, despite her being little more then a bloody cocktease and being female and presumably attractive as well as wearing skimpy outfits.

 

Due to this, one could assume that you are a unattractive female and use Lora as a way to fufill yourself, the way you wish you could be.

 

I of course, take some credit in starting this rumor, I was joking of course.

 

A female member disguising herself as a male one is not unheard of, the most famous being Crab Helmet.

 

You also have a oddly androgynous way of typing.

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Ice. Newbie

Ice.

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PROTO YOU ARE VERY SCARY.

 

I'm apparently really scary when I flip my s***.

 

Luckily that rarely happens!

 

Except it did today and I broke a wii remote.

 

but everything on the internet is to be taken seriously

and no one ever reads white text

 

Doc Scratch Is sad now.

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You? Your as scary as a bunny.

 

PROTO SCARES THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA ME.

 

OH GEE THANKS ASSHOLE

 

Yeah, if anything I'd be the likeliest to go Yagami on people, if my disdain for humanity should peak. Though it probably won't.

 

Broken no one would be scared of you until you've conquered Australia and created golden honey shark eagle badgers which would then murder everyone on the planet.

 

But to stop that all we have to do is throw a game of Solitaire in your face.

 

>Fenrir: PUNCH ICE IN THE SNOUT TO ESTABLISH SCARY SUPERIORITY.

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Toffee.

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Imagine the Specials!

 

My guesses:

Applejack - bombardment of apples

Twilight - Uses magic to destroy everything

Fluttershy - Weegee stare

Rainbow Dash - Sonic Rainboom

Rarity - ??????

Pinkie Pie - You know what? I bet we already know what this will be.

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The D.M.

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Ah, another person who thinks I'm gonna go Light Yagami.

 

...I'm tired of all these cliches.

 

Has no social life, surprisingly nice, has no problems with a lot of things, beware the nice ones.

 

Tropes are not life, sometimes one has to break out.

 

Break out of these cliches....

But there's a trope about breaking out of cliches...

 

*logic grenade in 3...2...1...*

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Ice. Newbie

Ice.

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WHY WON'T THE CUTENESS STOP.

 

I AM SMILING TOO MUCH AT THIS

 

I NEVER SMILE.

 

I needed that theme.

 

Although the nostalgia is f***ing me over and making me sad again.

 

GOD DAMMIT BOBBERY.

 

WHY IS PAPER MARIO SO EMOTIONAL.

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