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[spoiler=Spoilers/Comments]- Junk Warrior didn't finish it.

- Stardust Dragon /Buster's card appearing was fake.

- Shooting Quasar was used pretty much to ram.

- Sephiron is ridiculous.

- Yusei took Stardust Dragon's chant and made it into something awesome.

- Graphics and Animation were just beautiful.

- I feel really bad for Zone.

- Modified Opening and Ending are amazing.

 

Preview:

- Crow in Secutor Sercuity is just... no.

 

[spoiler=response to some spoiler comments]

THIS MEANS JUNK WARRIOR MUST END YUSEI VS. JACK.

 

wat? Crow in security?...

 

 

 

It's a whole new way to spam temporals.

 

EDIT:

 

HOW DARE YOU NINJA ME BLACK?

WATCH OUT OR HE'LL DO IT AGAIN.

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Once per turn, if you control no monsters, you can Special Summon 1 Fairy-Type monster from your hand.

I hate that card.

 

It's so cheap ;~;

 

 

Also, it's clear to see the best deck ever is MANLY FIGHTING SPIRIT! >:U

 

No attack is greater than Giga Drill Breaker.

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HEI GUISE, LOOK WHAT I FOUND:

 

[spoiler=Episode 4 - Prelude to awesome]

 

So we open up with a nice view of the ocean. If it were up to me, we would be watching it all day, because its nice and relaxing. But ehh.... Anyway, the "camera" focuses on some navy helicoptors. Guys, there just trading cards. Seriously, they haad freakin' carriers, submarines, speed-boats, helicoptors- THERE JUST TRADING CARDS! But as we all know, your avarage over-obsessed player(me) would literaly go incredible hulkto great lengths to get the latest cards(Scrap monsters <3). On-Topic: We then see a sped-up scene where the "camera" shows us going a turbo speed. What? Somethings wong with the G-Difuser? WELL DO A BARREL ROLL! Slippy, wheres that health gauge? I cant tell how many times I need to shoot this island before it explodes.

 

........

 

So really, they hired the freakin' navy to get these tradeing cards over to jurrasic park. Now the reason why I didnt cross that out is because the students here at DA literarly are in raptor form, ready to tear these guys apart. no wonder they needed all this artillery.

 

Ok, I'm skipping ahead. Jaden is currently sleeping in, as usual, Cyrus thinks that he can get a lucky pull if he asks some poster of Slifer teh Executive Producer. No, this isnt abridged, we dont have THAT much money. Also, we lack Kaiba. So thats why. Anyway, Chumley says some stuff we dont listen too. The "Camera" now focuses on Cyrus who is going at turbo-speed to the card shop(TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!), and of course-

 

[spoiler=he falls over]

 

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I dont know why we kept that footage, but it seemed so funny when he fell over. Anyway, we have the "Camera" pan up to see the main building, which we then get to fade to the inside of teh building.

 

Jaden wakes up an hour earlier(NOOO! E-HEROS ARE THE BEST TRADEBAIT!! DX)

 

And as hes running up the hill, he notices that Dorthy is stuck on the hill, her cargolf cart got stuck, and shes trying to push it up the hill. Really, I dont think its that hard. AND DORTHY IS CLEARLY STRONG ENOUGH TO PUSH THAT CART. But no, this part implies that our main hero can help this innocent bistandard for a card pack that contains the winning card. Oh how we <3 forshadowing. So somehow the combined strenght of The Incredible HulkDorthy and some wimpy 16(16?) year old, they fnally make it up the hill. At least they missed class, right? Anyway, sometime later Crowler is laughing at how much fail Jaden is, and somewhere along that line-

 

[spoiler=he makes such a lulz face]

 

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Appearently our camera likes to record people doing stupid stuff. Oh well.

 

So later on, Bastion wakes up "73h n00bz"(Q4E) and reminds them they missed the cards. Bastion is so pro that he never bothered going. Somehow this is proof that hes "l337". Anyway, our main hero and his sidekick(no, not Batman & Robin). Jaden comments about how new cards spell good in the morning.

 

........

 

Fun-Fact: The rubbermaid tub in my closet that contains a bunch of random cards, still has that new card smell to it. It smells like lumber with a hint of cheese. I dont know why, but I

 

like that smell. LOLYUGIOCARDSARECRACK. Even if you read that, it makes sence.

 

Anyway, the whole 5 card packs arrive at the store, and really-

 

[spoiler=its like its Black Friday]

 

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Anyway, our "Camera" got some shots of a bunch of guard-like-characters swaming the area because the population of 12 kids is too much for these hardcore guard-dude of sheermanlyness. OWAIT, THATS RIGHT, GUNS ARE ILLAGLE ON THIS ISLAND.

 

Ok, so maybe with that, the students COULD be pretty threatning.

 

So on with the story!

 

So now ome army general guy is like: "Looking for these?", and the whole 12 students are like: "*[awesomeface.jpg]*".

 

And I like how he says "Come and get it", implying there only 1 card packs.

 

[spoiler=Really, we only had enough for 1 pack]

 

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But appearently Crowler wants to play a game of Tag, since he runs a fleamarket of cards in his jacket, and they are appearently "good" cards. So we need to chase after him. On second thought, no. Anyway, the store clerk tels the students that its a first come first serve gimmic. Now heres what I dont get, they opened the door like 3 seconds ago. So Crowler probobly stole them as soon at the breifcase was open. Wow. Now why cant other students have that kind of speed? Honestly.

 

Also-

 

[spoiler=Crowler tells us something]

 

Mah boi, these cards are what all true duelists strive for!

 

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Anyway, Jaden and Cyrus make it to the store finally. And heres something I find interesting, Jaden asks if they have any card packs left, the store clerk says they only have 1, and gives the pack to Jaden.

 

Now let me get this stright, the cards here are free?

 

.........

 

.............

 

*goes in time machine*

 

*punches crowler and steals his "disguise"*

 

*ends up being the one who takes EVEY pack*

 

So Dorthy tells our hero she had 1 pack left.

 

............................

 

*repeats the last time machine shenanigens*

 

This pack has a Winged Kuriboh in it!?! WHAT THE CRAP!?!?!

 

*time machines back and gives dorthy the pack*

 

Ok, so Jaden has a Winged Kuriboh now. Regardless, it still sucks.

 

So some time later Chazz is yelling at his friends for not getting him any cards. CHAZZ, YOU HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY THE WHOLE STORE. WHY DIDNT YOU!?!?

 

Chazz: "Because I'm not a plot device"

 

Thats true, as Chazz getting Winged Kuriboh would completely ruin the plot. So anyway, our mysteryman who obveiously was Crowler, tells Chazz that hes Crowler. Wow, just wow.

 

So Crowler informs Chazz that our script requires him to actualy beat Jaden, instead of calling it off because our hero used the "Run" function of our battle system. CURSE YOU RPGS!!

 

>_>

 

<_<

 

So now were at the duel arena, theres other people dueling in the background, but they suck anyway. Crowler tells Jaden that hes dueling Chazz. How nice. I like how they set up a floor audience, as we need all the casualtys we can get. But dont worry, all these background charactors are easily replaceable. I'm cutting it here, as the duel needs to take up a whole episode. Why? because we need to be "accurate" to the TV show: Plot first -> duel second -> ??? -> profit

 

We didnt use that many images, because we all know about the impending doom in the following episode.

 

Also, appearently Cartoon Network wants to hire us. OH JOY!

 

 

 

[spoiler=Episode 4.2 - Mighty Morphing Chazz Rangers]

 

Chazz: "Are we filimg or what?"

 

Sorry, I got sidetracked, as I was watching the latest episode of 5Ds

 

Chazz: "5Ds?"

 

Oh yea, its this cool series that takes place-

 

Yea, nevermind, that doesnt happen for like another 20-ish years.

 

Everyone els: "........."

 

..............

 

God, that was such an awesome episode.

 

Anyway, we continue episode 4.

 

So as we last left our hero, he was about the face off agenst then white rangerChazz.

 

Chazz, for this episode, your using a different deck.

 

Chazz: "Wait, what?"

 

Its has giant robots in it, and this time your victory counts infront of a live audience.

 

Chazz: "Casualties?"

 

A LOT.

 

Chazz: "This episode is win"

 

I know right? and We havent even started yet.

 

Ok, so Chazz is dueling Jaden, this time were starting it off "fair", with both of them @4000 Lifepoints.

 

Anyway, Crowler tells our Hero(Chazz) that hes dueling Jaden, and he hopes Jaden manged to get some of the new cards he stole, because clearly Chazz has the most awesome deck at this point.

 

Bastion, in the background, is like: "ITS A TRAP!". Bastion tries to be Admiral Ackbar for a minute, though he is correct. ITS A TRAP! GET OUT OF THERE CHAZZ! YOU DONT NEED TO DUEL THIS ROOK! THERE ARE BETTER OPPONENTS OUT THERE!

 

Chazz: "But I get to use giant robots in this...."

 

........ Oh yea, thats right.

 

Crowler has this obsession of seeing Jaden lose infront of everyone.

 

You know, plenty of people lose infront of everyone in this "school", and you know what happens? Absolutely nothing.

 

Ok, lets just get on with this awesome showdown of The White RangerChazz vs Lord ZedJaden.

 

Anyway, Jaden wants to start off this game, so he Summons a face-up E-Hero Clayman in upside down left-foot-on-green position, and ends his turn.

 

Chazz starts off by topdecking into Magical Mallet. This card lets him shuffle his hand, includng mallet, back into his deck and draw the same number of cards he had +2.

 

Cyrus says something about it being a "rare" card, and Bastion comments on how its a "d4ng3r0u5 0n3 @ 7h47".

 

Wait, Magical Mallet is both Rare and banworthy? What is this? Pojo?

 

So anyway, Chazz then uses a Spell card called "Command Center". This card does the same thing as Magical Mallet, but lets him actually pick out what cards he wants, as long as they have some relation to being machines and/or unions.

 

Chazz does so, and then Normal Summons-

 

[spoiler=White Tiger Zord]

 

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Its actually white, the lens flare and the scenery make it look golden

 

 

Chazz then uses a card called "Docking Zone", which lets him Summon more 'Zord' monsters.

 

So next, he Special Summons-

 

[spoiler=Black Stealth Bomber Zord]

 

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Again, the lighting in this area makes it appear blue, despite the fact how its really a dark blue/almost black color

 

 

If I get around to it, I will photoshop these images to be more accurate.

 

Chazz then tells us his 2 Zords can combine, just like any other Japanese mecha.

 

So now his field contins-

 

[spoiler=VW Megazord]

 

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Cyrus complains that Chazz' turn is takes forever.

 

LOOK CYRUS, IF JADEN COULD RAGEQUIT, HE WOULD. BUT THIS ISNT WC10.

 

So now Chazz uses VW's ability, which causes a twister spinner to spin, and whatever it lands on, his monster has to go to that position.

 

It spins, and now Clayman has to be forced into Left-hand-red, Right-foot-yellow, left-foot-green, right-foot-red position. Oh, and tis causes Jaden to take damage if his monster is destryed.

 

In the Dub, Chazz' monster has an attack called "Heat Seeker Blitz", in which 3 of the 4 missles miss the target. Wow.

 

In this fic, all 4 missles hit the audience, and Clayman randomly explodes.

 

Jaden takes a random ammount of damage, because "his lifepoints are toast".

 

........

 

Jaden's Lifepoints currently stand@Toast

 

............

 

Thares a bunch of smoke from these dead bodies and destoyed arena, but Crowler and Shepard just stand from a distance IN THE ONLY SAFE BOX, and comment on what a good duel this is.

 

So for Jaden's turn, Chazz ended his turn btw, Jaden Summons E-Hero Sparkman in defence mode.

 

He "throws down a facedown". Jaden, why did you throw your card? Do you want to lose THAT badly? Really, that card could have saved you, but you threw it all the way across the arena.

 

Bastion says some comment about how this episode was doomed from the start, and how Chazz is obveiously more awesome at this game then Jaden is.

 

The whole audience is complang that that this match was "rigged". I'm not going to lie to you, it was. Realy, Chazz didnt even want to face this rook. Hes only doing so, because he gets to aim for the audience.

 

So now that its Chazz turn again, he Summons-

 

[spoiler=Blue Cannon Zord]

 

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[spoiler=Yellow Tank Zord]

 

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[spoiler=and Red Dragon Zord]

 

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All in 1 turn, because I'm not going to list off all the cards he used to play them, he just plays them.

 

Chazz then has his 3 new Zords combine together to form-

 

[spoiler=XYZ Megazord]

 

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He then tells our wanabee-hero(Jaden) that his Zords can cmbine even more, and then proceeds to Summon-

 

Wait for it, the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers theme song needs to play a bit-

 

[spoiler=VWXYZ Ultrazord]

 

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Chazz then tells us that his Ultrazord causes weaker monster to just "GTFO", and Jaden's sparkman does just that.

 

Also, our "camera" pans up to Chazz Ultrazord for a bit.

 

Why?

 

[spoiler=because I love this shot]

 

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Jaden looks helpless agenst the power of this giant mecha, its so awesome.

 

Fun-Fact: the first un-censored cannon is aimed at jaden, and the 2nd cannon is aimed at the audience.

 

Oh how we <3 violence

 

Jaden would have had a chance to use that face-down card of his, but its far out of his reach.

 

Chazz has his Ultrazord attack Jaden directly, using its massive cannons to not only destroy 3000 points of Jaden's toast, but it also killed almost everyone in the audience.

 

The turn comes to Jaden, and I like how he comments that his deck is "a whole army of vicious monsters"

 

........

 

E-Heros, really? And a Winged Kuriboh?

 

.......................

 

Jaden obveiously works for Pojo or something.

 

Anyway, Jaden topdecks Transcended Wings. He Summons Winged Kuriboh and sets Transcended Wings, and ends his turn.

 

Chazz, right away, tells Jaden that his Kuriboh needs to GTFO, and it does just that.

 

BUT WAIT, JADEN REMEMBERS THAT HE CAN CHAIN HIS FACEDOWN AND STILL SUMMONED WINGED KURIBOH LEVEL 10.

 

......Chazz still has his cannons fire Winged Kuriboh because VWXYZ Ultrazord has two cannons, meaning his effect can be applied twice, as long as we spare the audience. Might as well, seeing as how Cyrus, Bastion, and Alexis cant die this easily.

 

(none of the other awesome charactors are here btw..)

 

Winged Kuriboh spontaniosly explodes, leaving jaden wide-open with 0 cards in his hand.

 

 

ULTRAZORD ATTACKS FOR GAME!

 

ULTRAZORD ATTACKS FOR GAME!

 

ULTRAZORD ATTACKS FOR GAME!

 

ULTRAZORD ATTACKS FOR GAME!

 

ULTRAZORD ATTACKS FOR GAME!

 

ULTRAZORD ATTACKS FOR GAME!

 

 

Chazz has his Ultrazord attack Jaden, dealing another 3000 points of damage to his Toast.

 

Jaden tells Chazz that his lifepoints are still @4000, and that Chazz was aming for Jaden's toaster.

 

Chazz grabs the toaster and throws it at Jaden, which causes Jaden to fall overbecome unconseious.

 

And as we all know how these "rules" go, if the duelist cant continue, then he "forefits"

 

Chazz, regardless, wins@DA, seeing as how a bunch of background characters died. Yay.

 

I'm cutting this episode here, as we need to re-build some of the stage for the next episode.

 

Oh, and Chazz-

 

Chazz: "Yea?"

 

You can keep that deck, as the "holograms" arent fake.

 

Which are quite possibly the most awesome episodes of that old fic of mine.

(please dont go posting in that old topic)

 

I hate that card.

 

It's so cheap ;~;

Its effectivly another version of Call of the Mummy, except for a GOOD type.

(not saying Zombies are bad or anything, but they do it better via graveyard revival and not summoning from the hand)

 

The best card ever is Zone Eater.

Z-ONE EATER

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

*shot*

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Life Stream Dragon is a plot hole device with wings.

...Yet it's so good.

It also has a sword arm, and, while not generic, is a great defensive beats rick xD

 

And that is just IRL.

 

I thought that it was just a Synchro Monster though, and not a Synchro Tuner. :/

He was a confirmed tuner from his first appearance as a card ._.

 

Then it got "debunked", and then reproven a week later.

 

Been about 10 weeks @_@

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I thought that it was just a Synchro Monster though, and not a Synchro Tuner. :/

 

After several thoughts of mistranslations, everyone came to the conclusion that Life Stream Dragon was a Synchro Tuner. There wasn't a reason for Konami to troll like that unless it was true anyway.

 

It also has a sword arm, and, while not generic, is a great defensive beats rick xD

 

And that is just IRL.

 

Even though I still love him, I miss his old mistranslated effect.

SS 1 Tuner once per turn.

Was amazing.

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