iCherry Posted April 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 Sur- Never. You will never get the bodies now. I will have Turrets eat them before you get them now. Why would you lose him? D: WHATWHY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 I'm sorry to inform you Mr. Dane, but you have lost your wiseman status and been demoted to scientist. Thank you and have a nice day. That was my lawyer speaking by the way. Anyway, what do I have to do in said experiment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proto Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT SCIENCE.what sort of mother are you D: you will never get them now never for crimes against science @Dane: some idiot kicked him in with the rest of them they're pretty indistinguishable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headmaster Monokuma Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 WHATWHY SCIENCE.IS.EVERYTHING.FOR.ABSOLUTE.LABORATORY. I'm sorry to inform you Mr. Dane, but you have lost your wiseman status and been demoted to scientist. Thank you and have a nice day.That was my lawyer speaking by the way. Anyway, what do I have to do in said experiment. LOOOOOOOOOOOOL Striker, go die. You are not a lawyer, you are not a scientist. You are not creative, you are not special. That, was the last straw. Leave. @Fluttershy: Who was this idiot? I shall hunt him down and stab him with a spoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MibeR Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 Did you guys doing a votes (on 1v1 section) things? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherry Posted April 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 I'm sorry to inform you Mr. Dane, but you have lost your wiseman status and been demoted to scientist. Thank you and have a nice day. That was my lawyer speaking by the way. Anyway, what do I have to do in said experiment. I don't know why, but I lol'd WAY harder than I should have. what sort of mother are you D: you will never get them now never for crimes against science ...You haven't called me a mother in so long......;_; SCIENCE.IS.EVERYTHING.FOR.ABSOLUTE.LABORATORY. ...JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN CORPSE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proto Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 LOOOOOOOOOOOOL Striker, go die. You are not a lawyer, you are not a scientist. You are not creative, you are not special. That, was the last straw. Leave. @Fluttershy: Who was this idiot? I shall hunt him down and stab him with a spoon.oh i dunno he left a recording saying he was gonna burn my house down with lemons probably just some nutjob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 Unfortunately, my lawyer is an idiot. I don't know why I hired him in the first place since he shoukd know that you can be a wiseman and a scientist. I'm new at this job. How should I know? I don't know Bill, how about read a book on this kind of stuff! Now that he has been dealt with, I'm ready to go through the walk of doom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headmaster Monokuma Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 ...JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN CORPSE NO. WE AT ABSOLUTE LABS HAVE THE BEST LEGAL DEFENSE POSSIBLE AND WE WILL NOT LET YOU HAVE THE DAMN CORPSES. oh i dunnohe left a recording saying he was gonna burn my house down with lemonsprobably just some nutjob Probably Nex then. Too late Striker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherry Posted April 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 I'm new at this job. How should I know? BILL.GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.NOW.YOU'RE WORSE THAN POLLY WHEN HE FIRST STARTED OUT.YOU'RE FIRED. NO. WE AT ABSOLUTE LABS HAVE THE BEST LEGAL DEFENSE POSSIBLE AND WE WILL NOT LET YOU HAVE THE DAMN CORPSES. WHY THE f*** NOT qq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 Fine then, I quit! *leaves club* Don't worry, I'll hire a better lawyer next time. Anyway, I'm sorry Dane. So, tell me about this "walk of doom" please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headmaster Monokuma Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 WHY THE f*** NOT qq BECAUSE SCIENCE.IS.EVERYTHING. DO YOU WANT ME TO INSTALL THE HOME VERSION OF GLaDOS? I f***ing WILL TOMORROW. BUT FOR NOW. *Shuts off power to everything except the toaster* Now no tests. I'm going to strike until I install mini-GLaDOS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherry Posted April 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 Fine then, I quit! *leaves club* GOOD, DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOUR ASS ON THE WAY OUT. BECAUSE SCIENCE.IS.EVERYTHING. DO YOU WANT ME TO INSTALL THE HOME VERSION OF GLaDOS? I f***ing WILL TOMORROW. BUT FOR NOW. *Shuts off power to everything except the toaster* I DON'T CARE, I WANT THE CORPSE D8 ...............Do it. And now I want toast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headmaster Monokuma Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 I DON'T CARE, I WANT THE CORPSE D8 ...............Do it. And now I want toast. ER. I JUST REMEMBERED, WE NEED THE CORPSES TO MAKE CUBES FOR COMPANIONS. SO YEAH, NO CORPSES FOR A WHILE. I WILL. Well, the toaster still has power. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 Hello, my name is Steve Johnson and I'm Striker's new lawyer. I have 5 years of experience so I shouldn't be as bad as Bill Suckerman. Now, what business do I need to attend to? Go file a lawsuit against D International for shuting down the power to my lab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 Best card ever Loljusticeinadamwestvoice Catching up, k am literally aching from laughter xD Glad to see Ice's personas back. Wynn is now Sexy-Red Nova Dragon... WTFisthisidonteven *Sees Striker's "Lawyer" >> *Night Slashes new Lawyer* *Turns into Lawyer via illusions, outside of room.* Sorry about that, I am back. I will continue, your honor. My client hereby surrenders to Mr. Salesman, and wishes to do as he sees fit, until the end of time. This can include death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 That wasn't cool! I can sue you for that! You know what Steve, go ahead. I could use a good laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proto Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 I don't know why, but I lol'd WAY harder than I should have....You haven't called me a mother in so long......;_;...JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN CORPSEbecause you have not been acting in a very maternal way BECAUSE SCIENCE.IS.EVERYTHING.DO YOU WANT ME TO INSTALL THE HOME VERSION OF GLaDOS? I f***ing WILL TOMORROW. BUT FOR NOW.*Shuts off power to everything except the toaster*Now no tests. I'm going to strike until I install mini-GLaDOS.no not the mean lady D: why not wheatley? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 For what? Not giving up on my client? I am sorry, sir, but that is no grounds for suing. I am just reporting what he told me. *Plays tape with Striker saying "I surrender"* It was a few pages back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherry Posted April 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 ER. I JUST REMEMBERED, WE NEED THE CORPSES TO MAKE CUBES FOR COMPANIONS. SO YEAH, NO CORPSES FOR A WHILE. I WILL. Well, the toaster still has power. :/ Dx GOOD yay *makes toast* Hello, my name is Steve Johnson and I'm Striker's new lawyer. I have 5 years of experience so I shouldn't be as bad as Bill Suckerman. Now, what business do I need to attend to? YOU'RE FIRED.KINDLY GET THE f*** OUT OF MY MANSION. because you have not been acting in a very maternal way because you disappeared for some time D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 You sir are an imposter and I can sue you for identity theft. Mr. Striker is MY client and he has given me the chance to sue your butt. Here are the official papers on the case. *gives papers to Black* Have a nice day. Besides Black, I was going to sue D International, not Dane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proto Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 @Cherry: well.... so have you and you weren't acting maternal when i was here anyways umm.... i know that i may not be used to using this but... OBJECTION! how could a man, with no extraordinary power other then apparent law schooling, survive a direct hit attack from a Pokemon who has proven to be rather good and hitting fatal hits, plus the attack in question was no doubt fatal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherry Posted April 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 how could a man, with no extraordinary power other then apparent law schooling, survive a direct hit attack from a Pokemon who has proven to be rather good and hitting fatal hits, plus the attack in question was no doubt fatal. he's the new ash ketchumin a SUIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proto Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 he's the new ash ketchumin a SUITanyways yeah, you haven't been actin very maternal even when i was here D: also i highly doubt black wwould put up a illusion if the blow wwas not fatal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 *Reverts into Zoroark* Objection! That is knowledge beyond your grasp. Playing God if you will. Iwas not in the room when I changed forms, so There is no way for you to know. Furthermore, what Proto said. How are you alive? Also, You DID surrender. What do you have to yourself, Godmodder? Aneki, can I eat his liver with some Fava beans, and a nice chianti? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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