Sploda Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 I have two reasons. My Primary reason is to help Dane out because he is my friend. My Ulterior reason is that I like to screw with an idiot's head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 The state has produced the evidence. I have no choice but to end this. I rest. @Dane: Normally, I would be finding an excuse since I don't like being schooled like this. However, I was and am a troll. There, I confessed. You may get the judge to sentence me now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headmaster Monokuma Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Oh no, I'm not asking that. I'm telling Striker that if I see any reason to point out a contradiction, I WILL point it out. He expects me to not say anything at all. He should know that the fact that he's said anything makes him look like a fool. I found another contradiction that refutes another one of his 'major' claims. By point that out, I've weakened his argument. HOW DARE I DO ANYTHING TO DISTURB THE GREAT STRIKER. No, I want you all to do what you've been doing. I just want Striker to realize this started with me, and it'll end with me. @Striker: Fine. Get the f*** out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice. Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Normally, I would be finding an excuse since I don't like being schooled like this. However, I was and am a troll. There, I confessed. You may get the judge to sentence me now. YES. VICTOR...Wait...What if you're just doing that to make us shut up?It seems too forced...f*** you Striker, making me second guess my dream come true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proto Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 @Striker: DO YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO FUCKIN ROLEPLAY EVVERYTHING I MMEANN SERIOUSLY It pissed mme offff INNTENNSLY WWHENN YOU NNEVVER TAKE ANNYTHINNG SERIOUSLY seriously what the f*** Basically, Dane and I are the only ones with TRUE reasons to finish the guy off. You guys are doing it to show him you hate him/help out friends, I presume. I'd probably lay off if Dane asked me too, but that would prevent me from reaching MY goal as well. But whatever you want Dane.Umm... and what is your reason besides you used to troll him? Sorry I shouldn't havve said that! But umm... I still cared about Striker too... albeit in a more White Knightish way in wwhich i can't hate anybody thus leading me to symphatise with him but shut up when you wanted me too and since i cannot really feel hate i do not feel the surge of anger similar to dane's wway And now I feel like a b**** who's desprately trying to steal his friends glory So I'm gonna shut up now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 YES. VICTOR...Wait...What if you're just doing that to make us shut up?It seems too forced...f*** you Striker, making me second guess my dream come true.Just ban him, fap, and have a nice day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice. Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Umm... and what is your reason besides you used to troll him? ... You... Claiming I... ... *ragequits* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proto Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 ... You... Claiming I... ... *ragequits*.... Oh god what did I do Umm... I uh... didn't mean to offend you in umm... any way I was just pointing out something I thought was true... Oh screw it what's the point I'm a idiot, and as usual I misinterpreted a lot of things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Just ban him, fap, and have a nice day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice. Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Just ban him, fap, and have a nice day. No shut up you're a stupidhead.I am going to finish this.Or Dane is.Or Ice.Or Creator.Or Sapphire.I'm not letting him get away if he doesn't acknowledge his crimes or is bullshitting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 You can't resist it. The urge to ban him, listen to his cries, and fap to his torture. I know you scar. DO IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherry Posted April 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 No shut up you're a stupidhead. I expected this out of Sapphire. LET SAPPHIRE END ITIT WOULD BE HILARIOUS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Well the Jury has decided. The verdict is in. Striker, found guilty on FIVE accounts of excessive trolling without a licence. Is hereby sentence to the following: 1. Grovel at Dane's feet for the rest of his miserable life.2. banned from this thread to end this mockery.3. To never fap again. Except on national fap day. @IceYou can troll because you have a LOGICATOR'S EXTREME ANNOYANCE LICENCES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice. Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 I expected this out of Sapphire. LET SAPPHIRE END ITIT WOULD BE HILARIOUS You're a stupidhead too.Okay, so I was conversing with the jury, and Striker, we have come to a conclusion!*quickly runs behind Teddy Bear sitting in a juror's seat*Uhhm, uhh, yes, we have discussed this with the amazing and awesome and super cool and talented and pretty and smart girl Sapphire! And we have come to a conclusion! Sapphire, you can say it because you are sooooo cool.*runs back*Okay! Thank you for the compliments! Anyways, Striker, we find you to be a super duper stinkyhead and you are not nice at all! You trolled people and made people put hope into you even though you trolled them! You hurt Dane's feelings! You are a bully! You should leave the poor people here alone! In fact, I bet that you...sleep with a pink bunny! Yeah! You don't like it when people make you mad now do you!? Do you want more of that? I thought so! So Striker, you and your silly arguments and trolling cannot go unpunished! I am going to sentence you now! See, I just said a sentence! I sentenced you! Hee hee, it's a funny word. But seriously, I sentence you too a GAZILLION years at K-Mart! Yeah! And you have to wear a Peter Pan costume! And you have to walk on one foot! And sing your sentences! And rhyme! And give away stuff to homeless people for free! Yeah, take that you bully! How about that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 No banning? Oh well, saph is still awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice. Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 No banning? Oh well, saph is still awesome. Well I told him to leave this place and go to K-Mart and stuff!So I guess I banned him?I must make it official though!Mr. Poopyhead Striker, you are...BANNED FROM ABSOLUTE POWERFORCE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Well I told him to leave this place and go to K-Mart and stuff!So I guess I banned him?I must make it official though!Mr. Poopyhead Striker, you are...BANNED FROM ABSOLUTE POWERFORCE!http://www.dramabutton.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherry Posted April 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 You're a stupidhead too.Okay, so I was conversing with the jury, and Striker, we have come to a conclusion!*quickly runs behind Teddy Bear sitting in a juror's seat*Uhhm, uhh, yes, we have discussed this with the amazing and awesome and super cool and talented and pretty and smart girl Sapphire! And we have come to a conclusion! Sapphire, you can say it because you are sooooo cool.*runs back*Okay! Thank you for the compliments! Anyways, Striker, we find you to be a super duper stinkyhead and you are not nice at all! You trolled people and made people put hope into you even though you trolled them! You hurt Dane's feelings! You are a bully! You should leave the poor people here alone! In fact, I bet that you...sleep with a pink bunny! Yeah! You don't like it when people make you mad now do you!? Do you want more of that? I thought so! So Striker, you and your silly arguments and trolling cannot go unpunished! I am going to sentence you now! See, I just said a sentence! I sentenced you! Hee hee, it's a funny word. But seriously, I sentence you too a GAZILLION years at K-Mart! Yeah! And you have to wear a Peter Pan costume! And you have to walk on one foot! And sing your sentences! And rhyme! And give away stuff to homeless people for free! Yeah, take that you bully! How about that! ...This...Is amazing. I love Sapphire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 I guess it is over then. *packs stuff up* It has been great knowing you guys, even though we have fought a lot. I wish you all the best in the years to come. And yes, this is all sincere. *leaves for good* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Have fun at k-mart <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice. Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 ...This...Is amazing. I love Sapphire. No that wasn't.I AM AMAZING.That was stupid.I guess it is over then. *packs stuff up* It has been great knowing you guys, even though we have fought a lot. I wish you all the best in the years to come. And yes, this is all sincere. *leaves for good* It's...over. It's done guys. We ended it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 This is usually the part where someone caves and lets him come back. ... So if you need me I'll be partying in the back with 3 kegs of Alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headmaster Monokuma Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 It is over Ice. Now what though? This was your main goal. I guess, I suppose this is quite done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 So if you need me I'll be partying in the back with 3 kegs of Alcohol. I'll bring the whores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Scar you were too busy fapping over your tiny victories over Striker that you completly fail to realize your attacks amounted to absolute bullshit(force) when you consider the fact that none of your trolling actually caused Striker to troll any less. So the fact that the supposed idiot was not only able to defeat your archrival (Who you spent forever tormenting) in a single post, and did it effortlessly kinda says dirty things about your skills. Hell I bet Rot can beat you in a debate. Are you shitting me? I am not wasting time with this bs. He is barely edible. This is usually the part where someone caves and lets him come back.Just like with you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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