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Toffee. Newbie

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Describing the process of the highway lanes coming up for a Riding Duel just gave me a headache...

This took me like 5 seconds:

Apon the activation of a Speed World 2 card, it sends a signal from the D-Wheel to a satellite that transfers that signal to the main computer terminal that controls all the roads. When this happens, it creates a hologram in the middle of the road saying "Your busy traffic schedule is interrupted by a children's card game, please GTFO of this lane, you fat-ass".

Now that all of the cars have either moved or driven off(bridges, yo) the lane, the main computer terminal then rises up the road with the hydraulics underneath it in order to transport the duelists over to the main central circuit, which is just a generic doughnut-shaped course in which nothing wrong can possibly happen to the duelists, in order for them to play a game of yugimonz. This process is also backed up by other duelists, as a new duel cant begin unless the current one is finished. Yes, they use a turn numbering system, just like waiting in line at a Five Guys. Mmmmm.... Bacon Cheese Burger..... Oh, and this is why tournaments exists, as rich-dudes like the non-existent Godwin can pay for a time share in which duels are illegal on this doughnut track, except for the duelists in the current tournament. Of course, if your an evil badass cyborg like Placido, the whole world can count as a duel lane.

 

tl;dr: You just lost the game

 

Baws idea.

Trolling Sea Horse -LIGHT-

Lvl1

[sea-Serpent/Effect]

If you have at least 3 "Sea Horse" monsters in your Graveyard, you can Special Summon this card from your hand. If this card is Tributed for the Tribute Summon of a LIGHT monster, Draw 1 card.

0ATK / 0DEF

 

Soldier Sea Horse -LIGHT-

Lvl4

[sea-Serpent/Effect]

This card can only be Tributed for a Tribute Summon of a level 7 or higher LIGHT monster. If this card is Tributed for a Tribute Summon, the other Tributes must be "Sea Horse" monsters. When this card is Tributed for a Tribute Summon, Special Summon 1 level 4 or lower "Sea Horse" monster from your hand or deck.

1800ATK / 1700DEF

 

Sea Horse General -LIGHT-

Lvl4

[sea-Serpent/Effect]

Once per turn, if you Tribute Summon a level 7 or higher LIGHT monster, Remove from play 1 card on the field.

1700ATK / 1700DEF

 

Kaiser Domain -Spell-

Special Summon 1 level 4 or lower "Sea Horse" monster from your deck to your side of the field. The monster Special Summoned by this effect cannot be used as a Synchro Material monster, cannot attack, and cannot be Tributed except for the Tribute Summon of a level 7 or higher LIGHT monster.

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Toffee. Newbie

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Arm, you deserve a reward.

Srsly.

That just made my description sound like crap.

Because the username "Armadilloz" tends to be persistent on typing giant walls of text. Either that, or he just has a fetish for typing a bunch of crap that he knows people will find funny. Really, the duel lanes in my previous post are giant trolls that yell at people for not moving right away. That's why they have so many casualty each year from freak-duel-lane incidents. Placido doesn't count, as he actually broke the whole lane and set the city back at least 50 million to repair the whole dueling circuit, let along the city. Oh, about the city... They actually didn't fix it at all with The Money. Heres the thing, they had the singer-guy who sings "BELIVE IN NEXUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSS!!!!" sing the main opening theme, and then the entire Pliers Team, yes, a GaoGaiGar Reference. So the entire Pliers team, which consists of like 40 million tiny robots, all rebuilt the whole town in like 3 minutes. Because its so much more cost efficient. Really, fueling robots with G-Stones makes them work more for a lot less money. HEROES DON'T NEED MONEY! ONLY A GIANT MECH(which costs money, shutup) AND COURAGE! BECAUSE VICTORY ONLY GOES TO THOSE WITH COURAGE! HIKARI NI NARE!!!!!!!!

 

tl;dr: Stop losing The Game.

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The hell.

So I go to watch part of episode 25 to watch a Yusei vs Jack duel to get ideas, right?

I see Shield Wing summoned, then Twin Breaker hammering on it.

I'm like "wtf, i just wrote dat".

wtf.

 

I'm gone guys. Seeya~

 

See ya soon, Ice.

 

Because the username "Armadilloz" tends to be persistent on typing giant walls of text. Either that, or he just has a fetish for typing a bunch of crap that he knows people will find funny. Really, the duel lanes in my previous post are giant trolls that yell at people for not moving right away. That's why they have so many casualty each year from freak-duel-lane incidents. Placido doesn't count, as he actually broke the whole lane and set the city back at least 50 million to repair the whole dueling circuit, let along the city. Oh, about the city... They actually didn't fix it at all with The Money. Heres the thing, they had the singer-guy who sings "BELIVE IN NEXUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSS!!!!" sing the main opening theme, and then the entire Pliers Team, yes, a GaoGaiGar Reference. So the entire Pliers team, which consists of like 40 million tiny robots, all rebuilt the whole town in like 3 minutes. Because its so much more cost efficient. Really, fueling robots with G-Stones makes them work more for a lot less money. HEROES DON'T NEED MONEY! ONLY A GIANT MECH(which costs money, shutup) AND COURAGE! BECAUSE VICTORY ONLY GOES TO THOSE WITH COURAGE! HIKARI NI NARE!!!!!!!!

 

tl;dr: Stop losing The Game.

 

STOP THAT ARM. D

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The hell.

So I go to watch part of episode 25 to watch a Yusei vs Jack duel to get ideas, right?

I see Shield Wing summoned, then Twin Breaker hammering on it.

I'm like "wtf, i just wrote dat".

wtf.

CUZ HES JACK 'EFFING ATLAS!

 

 

STOP THAT ARM. D<

For all you know, my ability to write walls-o-text could come in hand :3

 

And guys, could you image if we were all on the same team of fire fighters?

Just the idea of a team called "Firefighter Powerforce" sounds manly and badass at the same time.

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YES, YES, YES!!!!!!

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CUZ HES JACK 'EFFING ATLAS!

 

 

 

For all you know, my ability to write walls-o-text could come in hand :3

 

And guys, could you image if we were all on the same team of fire fighters?

Just the idea of a team called "Firefighter Powerforce" sounds manly and badass at the same time.

firetruck.jpg

 

I'm driving the fire truck.

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Due to "Fierce Fight! Destiny Riding On Black Feathers" coming up soon, the next Cards Of The Day will be Blackwings or their support. Today's card is Sirocco.

 

CUZ HES JACK 'EFFING ATLAS!

 

For all you know, my ability to write walls-o-text could come in hand :3

 

And guys, could you image if we were all on the same team of fire fighters?

Just the idea of a team called "Firefighter Powerforce" sounds manly and badass at the same time.

 

GODDAMN JACK ATLAS.

 

...This is true. But still.

 

Firefighter Powerforce? o_O

Too much manliness.

 

Also, hey guise.

I just got back from vacation and I have no idea what the topic i- *shot*

 

*Reloads gun*

Anyone else wanna know the topic?

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Toffee. Newbie

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Guiz, all my Scrap cards came today. I r a happy cat now.

 

I had also ordered a copy of Future Cop LAPD(old PS1 game, hush) off Amazon.

I forget why I sold my last copy, but I really missed this game.

Oh, and it was only 7$ for a copy with a scratch-less disk, origional CD holder+instruction booklet in mint condition.

<3

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I'm back, and I sent a PM to each member of the MMWS.

 

This is the third time I say it, but Nevert, your Prologue was wonderful, and I will update the thread with that one instead. Thank you~

 

What is this now?

 

It's a mixture. I was laughing as I read it.

 

GUYS.

 

what awesomeness?

idgi, dane. ><

 

Guiz, all my Scrap cards came today. I r a happy cat now.

 

I had also ordered a copy of Future Cop LAPD(old PS1 game, hush) off Amazon.

I forget why I sold my last copy, but I really missed this game.

Oh, and it was only 7$ for a copy with a scratch-less disk, origional CD holder+instruction booklet in mint condition.

<3

 

Nice find.

I miss my NES. Maybe I'll get another. D:

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