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That's all?

You morons are supposed to be intelligent enough to find a contradiction in my testimony, or press me to find something.

You guys are idiots.

Hmmph, Scar, arrest Ice.

PROTO. DANE. ANDX. CREATOR. SHADOW. DEAR GOD I JUST ASKED SHADOW FOR HELP. WOW. I AM IN SERIOUS TROUB--

 

Shut up.

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That's all?

You morons are supposed to be intelligent enough to find a contradiction in my testimony, or press me to find something.

You guys are idiots.

Hmmph, Scar, arrest Ice.

Hey you know I'm useless without Bruce Campbell. ;_;

 

I hadn't planned this out...

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Okay, so, let's go with little Proto here.

Motive? There is none.

Framing Proto and Shadow? Possibly Ice? Well, I may have a grudge against them, why would I frame them?

I work with Cherry.

Laser Canon explanation?

Sword explanation?

Blood with no DNA explanation?

Letter explanation?

You have nothing besides a piece of cloth to blame me with.

 

A motive? Why would you frame them? It's not too hard to imagine Dahlia. You wouldn't do anything if it didn't directly benefit you in some way. Proto and Shadow you hate and would have been glad to see them go. But that wasn't what you really wanted. You wanted to get Ice taken in. However much you hate it you're functioning as a split for him right now. So what would happen to the splits if something happened to Ice? Maybe you wanted to find out. Perhaps you wanted to see if you couldn't get his body to yourself. However you put it you can't say it couldn't benefit you somehow.

 

You want an explanation for the laser? Proto's already given it. You have his arm. And Creator's tech isn't so faulty as to fail just because it's detached from the main body. That would be how Proto's energy signature ended up at the crime scene.

 

But let's put an end to explanations for the moment Ms. Hawthorne. We can spin wildly in place all we want later. I'd like to get to the heart of the issue in your testimony.

What is this letter you mentioned? It's no where in the court record.

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A motive? Why would you frame them? It's not too hard to imagine Dahlia. You wouldn't do anything if it didn't directly benefit you in some way. Proto and Shadow you hate and would have been glad to see them go. But that wasn't what you really wanted. You wanted to get Ice taken in. However much you hate it you're functioning as a split for him right now. So what would happen to the splits if something happened to Ice? Maybe you wanted to find out. Perhaps you wanted to see if you couldn't get his body to yourself. However you put it you can't say it couldn't benefit you somehow.

 

You want an explanation for the laser? Proto's already given it. You have his arm. And Creator's tech isn't so faulty as to fail just because it's detached from the main body. That would be how Proto's energy signature ended up at the crime scene.

 

But let's put an end to explanations for the moment Ms. Hawthorne. We can spin wildly in place all we want later. I'd like to get to the heart of the issue in your testimony.

What is this letter you mentioned? It's no where in the court record.

 

 

By letter I meant the note or whatever.

Check, it's there. Firon found it.

But lets play along Mr. Attorney. Now, framing Ice is ridiculous. I would die if he died. At least that's what we think. I prefer this. Like I'd keep his whole arm. What about the blood issue. Come on, geniuses. I thought you guys can do anything.

 

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OBJECTION! Everyone knows that you wear a white silk dress, it is true. However, what about your umbrella? Is it just something cutesy that you use? I say nay. You would use that to practice swordsmanship to use on another when necessary. I submit that you use what you had learned from practicing with your umbrella to attack Xazeon with a sword, and also stole one of Proto's busters to fire the laser with. After all, everyone knows that you were less then happy when Proto rejected your advances, and so it is completely within the realm of possibility that you would frame him for murder as a way to get revenge.

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OBJECTION!

 

Isn't it obvious? Scar is the one who killed Xazeon. That is why he brought the case before us in order to escape suspicion. It was the perfect cover up until I remembered that Scar has a tendency to go off the deep end.

 

Therefore I hereby call upon Scar to testify, if he won't then I motion for his arrest!

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Guys, you have to do something.

Yes. Please. Amuse me.

...I just need more time....

 

HOLD IT!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F63kw4y8ODI

 

*Proto's CHIN-O-METER has reached 100%*

 

I think that we have a suitable answer to your testimony.

 

First of all, you kill things, honey I think we all know that, you had no motive for slashing me a billion times.

 

You hate me, Ice and Shadow, it's not hard to imagine that you wouldn't do this to get rid of all of us.

 

You toke my arm, already explained that.

 

The sword was the murder weapon, you just used my arm to cover the crime.

 

For all I know you could've just killed a random person that was uncataloged, doesn't seem below you sweetheart.

 

You probably just put the letter there because, lets face it, you are not a boring person, you like to give your enemies SOME chance of defeating you.

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Offtopic:

Because of a picture that contained half of a shiny Celebi and ghost Silver, I couldn't sleep. It was the only picture of Lost Silver that just freaked me out. The LTS somewhat helped. ... Oh, and I'm starving.

On the bright side, this morning, they kept the term "Accel Synchro" in the dub. Sadly, those idiots changed "Blade Gunner" to "Blade Blaster" and "Power Gladiator" to "Gladiator". ._.

 

Anyway, I'm far too lazy to read anything that's happened. So can someone give me a summary of where we are in the case right now?

And when did Creator get here?

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Nice Job Proto but you neglected one thing, why would she get Creator involved?

 

She has no motive, no prior training with a Sword, ruling that out since it was obviously wielded with skill.

 

According to Creator had the gun been removed by a severing motion, then it would lose all properties and become an erratic laser weapon of shifting frequencies.

 

Your argument is flawed.

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Nice Job Proto but you neglected one thing, why would she get Creator involved?

 

She has no motive, no prior training with a Sword, ruling that out since it was obviously wielded with skill.

 

According to Creator had the gun been removed by a severing motion, then it would lose all properties and become an erratic laser weapon of shifting frequencies.

 

Your argument is flawed.

F*CK LOGIC I'M BRUCE CAMPBELL!

 

EVERYTHING I SAY MUST BE RIGHT!

 

*Chin-O-Meter : 75%*

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Ha...

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAH.

Ok tough guys, let's say I DID do the murder.

Explain the crowbar. I have no bruise whatsoever.

The crowbar has been confirmed to be used however.

Second of all, why would I use a sword when I can use that silver pole in his room?

After all, Stabbing < Impaling.

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Logic cannot be F***ed my good sir, because simply Logic is genderless.

 

Your Chin is useless against me because I have come to the conclusion that with that chin it is incredibly difficult to shave and have therefore stolen all your razors.

 

@Dahila

 

My case exactly, I now motion for a verdict from the Jury.

 

Not Guilty.

 

Case closed on Dahila, no double jeopardy.

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1taauf.gif

Ha...

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAH.

Ok tough guys, let's say I DID do the murder.

Explain the crowbar. I have no bruise whatsoever.

The crowbar has been confirmed to be used however.

Second of all, why would I use a sword when I can use that silver pole in his room?

After all, Stabbing

Foolish woman.... *Shakes head slowly, eyes closed*... Isn't it interesting that you know about that pole? Well, woman?

 

Wait, why is Ulqui here?

*Shrugs*

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Isn't it obvious? That would leave a critical piece of evidence that would easily seal the case against you. You see, the use of an umbrella would be easily be recognized as a means that you would use for murder, so you used a sword instead so as to avoid suspicion. After all, one does not need any formal training in the way of the sword when one is fighting someone who 1: does not have a sword and 2: Also is not trained in the way of the sword.

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@Cherry

Oh well Ice, Andx, Proto and Zero all told me to come so, I guessed that at least one of them was allowed to let me in.

 

If not I apologize.

 

@Proto

What the Chin and razors? Of course not, I just dumped all your shaving cream in the toilet and hit flush.

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.....Creator may I have permission to kill your attorney?

 

Oh what was I thinking about solving this with logic.

 

I'M ASH HOUSEWARES I SOLVE THINGS WITH VIOLENCE!

 

*revs up chainsaw and pulls out shotgun*

 

...Yeaaaahhh... I'm on your side now Dahila! ^^

 

Permission to be executioner?

 

*Chin-O-Meter 50%*

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