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What did the blind, deaf, dumb kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

 

Cancer

 

A horse walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The man realises how silly this is and wakes up. He then tells his wife about it, who ignores him and goes to sleep. The man then rolls over and weeps, knowing that his marriage is crumbling.

 

What's funnier than a dead baby?

 

A dead baby in a clown costume

 

 

 

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[spoiler=Depressing Jokes]

What did the blind, deaf, dumb kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

 

Cancer

 

A horse walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The man realises how silly this is and wakes up. He then tells his wife about it, who ignores him and goes to sleep. The man then rolls over and weeps, knowing that his marriage is crumbling.

 

What's funnier than a dead baby?

 

A dead baby in a clown costume

 

 

 

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