Cloister Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 They are funny because they are so obvious. In bed. If the question is "The Bed?" Then the answer is "I sleep there." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnSlaUghT Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 They are funny because they are so obvious. In bed. The Colbert Report, am I right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 They are funny because they are so obvious. In bed. The Colbert Report' date=' am I right?[/quote'] The joke existed before the show, tyvm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Why did the chicken cross the road he didnt, he got hit by a truck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anti-Apocryphal Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy!" (Fungi) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says' date=' "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy!" (Fungi)[/quote'] I dun get it. Owai- Fungi. Ew. >P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Why did the chicken cross the road he didnt' date=' he got hit by a truck[/quote'] In bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anti-Apocryphal Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 What do you get when you add lamb to sam? 2 Possible answers: [spoiler=1st Answer]Lamb [spoiler=2nd Answer]Sam After all, this IS a terrible joke. =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 What do you get when a Cat meets a Semi? A dead cat obviously. 9 lives vs 18 wheels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anti-Apocryphal Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 What's the difference between: A Hilarious JokeSomeone getting rejected. (For a date.) Nothing, they're both funny and entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenxAtemYAOI Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 A teen got banned from forensics class for getting a question wrong. the question was "what do you use in a rape kit" the boy answered "chloroform and rope" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty Shovel Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 I'm your mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyfe. Posted July 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 I'm your mom. My mom's in the room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty Shovel Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 I'm your mom. My mom's in the room. I know you are, but what am I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyfe. Posted July 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 I'm your mom. My mom's in the room. I know you are' date=' but what am I?[/quote'] I can't tell you, it'll make you cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty Shovel Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 I'm your mom. My mom's in the room. I know you are' date=' but what am I?[/quote'] I can't tell you, it'll make you cry. I shed tears of steel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 I'm your mom. My mom's in the room. I know you are' date=' but what am I?[/quote'] I can't tell you, it'll make you cry. Just go ahead a tell him that he's a flipping Shovel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty Shovel Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 I'm your mom. My mom's in the room. I know you are' date=' but what am I?[/quote'] I can't tell you, it'll make you cry. Just go ahead a tell him that he's a flipping Shovel. No. I won't accept it. NO! GO AWAY! NONONONO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyfe. Posted July 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 I'm your mom. My mom's in the room. I know you are' date=' but what am I?[/quote'] I can't tell you, it'll make you cry. Just go ahead a tell him that he's a flipping Shovel. No. I won't accept it. NO! GO AWAY! NONONONO! You're a flipping Shovel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenxAtemYAOI Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 no one reads my joke on the last page ): Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 I'm your mom. My mom's in the room. I know you are' date=' but what am I?[/quote'] I can't tell you, it'll make you cry. Just go ahead a tell him that he's a flipping Shovel. No. I won't accept it. NO! GO AWAY! NONONONO! You're a flipping Shovel. But we live in you. And you can be so cruel. D= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty Shovel Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 I'm your mom. My mom's in the room. I know you are' date=' but what am I?[/quote'] I can't tell you, it'll make you cry. Just go ahead a tell him that he's a flipping Shovel. No. I won't accept it. NO! GO AWAY! NONONONO! You're a flipping Shovel.NOOoooooooooooooooooo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyfe. Posted July 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 I'm your mom. My mom's in the room. I know you are' date=' but what am I?[/quote'] I can't tell you, it'll make you cry. Just go ahead a tell him that he's a flipping Shovel. No. I won't accept it. NO! GO AWAY! NONONONO! You're a flipping Shovel.NOOoooooooooooooooooo... ... ... ... Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 I'm your mom. My mom's in the room. I know you are' date=' but what am I?[/quote'] I can't tell you, it'll make you cry. Just go ahead a tell him that he's a flipping Shovel. No. I won't accept it. NO! GO AWAY! NONONONO! You're a flipping Shovel. Is bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 I'm your mom. My mom's in the room. I know you are' date=' but what am I?[/quote'] I can't tell you, it'll make you cry. Just go ahead a tell him that he's a flipping Shovel. No. I won't accept it. NO! GO AWAY! NONONONO! You're a flipping Shovel. Is bed. Back in your corner. >.> *lashes whip* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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