Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 Last year my stomach was feeling horrible. The X-Rays say I was constipated. Before that' date=' I needed to have blood work done to see if I was right for some medicine. I got poked like 5 different times![/quote'] In bed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonk Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 Last year my stomach was feeling horrible. The X-Rays say I was constipated. Before that' date=' I needed to have blood work done to see if I was right for some medicine. I got poked like 5 different times![/quote'] In bed? But seriously, I hate needles and bloodwork! It could have been avoided if the doctors realized it was constipation sooner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 ^ Well...maybe he just likes doing that stuff...Like...that doctor that sticks his finger up people's butts. What guy goes to college, and says "I wanna get an education so I can stick my finger up a guys butt! Oh, hey there ladies ;)" ...>_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sander Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 Anyway' date=' hospitals...I wanna dress up in a ghost costume one night, and go to the part of the hospital where the people that are just waiting to die are.<3[/quote'] Psssh, ghost costume. Grim Reaper is where the sheet is at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 Anyway' date=' hospitals...I wanna dress up in a ghost costume one night, and go to the part of the hospital where the people that are just waiting to die are.<3[/quote'] Psssh, ghost costume. Grim Reaper is where the s*** is at. Not when you wanna act like their dead parents/ect that are disappointed in their children's/other poor excuse for living.=D I say this, without one fiber of my being joking. I'm being completely serious. I wanna do this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eury Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 I've been to the hospital 3 times iirc. Once when I was born, once when I was 3 or 4 (serious illness, almost died, had to get a spinal tap) and once 2 years ago when I broke my ankle in half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sander Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 Not when you wanna act like their dead parents/ect that are disappointed in their children's/other poor excuse for living.=D I say this' date=' without one fiber of my being joking. I'm being completely serious. I wanna do this.[/quote'] The Grim Reaper option should be on your list, too. I mean, if they're going to die anyways, wouldn't they already be waiting for the Reaper to come and take them away? So, you get into the costume, go to the place where the really, really sick people are kept who are prone to die anyways. If they ask if you're there to take them away and end their suffering, you respond with this: "No, I'm here for the mouse that's under your bed." Meh, the Grim Reaper thing works better with nursing homes thqh :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raylen Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 To send my grandfather was the only time I remember. It was really creepy. And cold. But it's always cold here. It is currently 58 degrees here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 Not when you wanna act like their dead parents/ect that are disappointed in their children's/other poor excuse for living.=D I say this' date=' without one fiber of my being joking. I'm being completely serious. I wanna do this.[/quote'] The Grim Reaper option should be on your list, too. I mean, if they're going to die anyways, wouldn't they already be waiting for the Reaper to come and take them away? So, you get into the costume, go to the place where the really, really sick people are kept who are prone to die anyways. If they ask if you're there to take them away and end their suffering, you respond with this: "No, I'm here for the mouse that's under your bed." Meh, the Grim Reaper thing works better with nursing homes thqh :/ Lulz. Truthfully, if I did the Grim Reaper, some people would be accepting of it. But being poked fun at from a dead loved one...Ha XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommers2008 Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 Why where you there? I passed out and couldn't keep anything up. They thought I was pregnant and I'm like "No I'm not you idiot" so they made me take a test and I'm not thank god. Turns out it was the side-effects of my medicine Did anyone else think something dirty when they read this, but then remembered JadenxAtemYAOI was a girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 Why where you there? I passed out and couldn't keep anything up. They thought I was pregnant and I'm like "No I'm not you idiot" so they made me take a test and I'm not thank god. Turns out it was the side-effects of my medicine Did anyone else think something dirty when they read this' date=' but then remembered JadenxAtemYAOI was a girl.[/quote'] Alone on a Saturday night, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommers2008 Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 It isn't Saturday night where i am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 It isn't Saturday night where i am. Didn't deny the alone part, however.I feel for ya, =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommers2008 Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 Yea im at work. Will be leaving soon do. half 7 hurry up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 Yea im at work. Will be leaving soon do. half 7 hurry up. Then go home...and have some alone time with the internet...? ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommers2008 Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 I will when my shift is over. I work alone anyway so could do that if i wanted here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 I will when my shift is over. I work alone anyway so could do that if i wanted here. Only a real man will admit to these plans.Kudos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Prince_of_Death Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 I hate hospitals...waiting in the ER to be called in takes a bit....really annoying. then air really kills me when I'm in it too long. makes my throat dry, eyes water a small bit, skin becomes much dryer... only times I've been in one was for my aunt after she had her baby, and when I had to go in for my wrist... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommers2008 Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 I will when my shift is over. I work alone anyway so could do that if i wanted here. Only a real man will admit to these plans.Kudos. Yea i meant i will go home. Not what you intended i should do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Berserker- Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 I dislike blood tests. Not because of the needles, but because I have to be long time without eating a thing. And of course, you have to go to the hospital 5 AM for that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Prince_of_Death Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 You knowm back on the first page about the nurses, there aren't really all that many hot nurses...sure there are ones that look nice but not hot....even conned one into getting a free blanket. lol. it helped in the winter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 When I was 5, I fell into a fire ant hill. Mom ironically was listening to "Time of my Life" on full blast in the house. Mind we, we had a huge house, and farm. Yeah, it's that bad. Strange thing, you feel the sharp pain of the bites for a few minutes, then you don't feel anything. You see them crawling and biting you, but you literally can't feel it. It's trippy.So then I pass out. Three weeks later, I wake up in the hospital. Turns out, they have to remove ants from my stomach, as they crawled their way into there. [/shortstoryofmyhostpicalexperiance] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommers2008 Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 ^ Sick I fainted in hospital when i got my cast off my foot and the nurse made me stand up and walk on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 ^ Sick I fainted in hospital when i got my cast off my foot and the nurse made me stand up and walk on it. Being what I've been through, I'm going to call you weak. You're weak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 Why do people fear hospitals?well I know perverts dont...including me...and probably 90% of YCM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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