Hilarious Bus Rides

[Guest JoshIcy]

Oh lord... The Bus Rides here is a real trip. You can see some of the strangest people on it. I mean wow. The last time I was on the bus I saw these people;

• A Hippie with Dreads in the back, and scene hair in the front. Wearing Military Tanks.
  
• A woman sucking on her thumb, despite looking perfectly sane.
  
• A woman who while tall was so fat her feet could not touch the ground when she sat down.
  
• A japanese man who had his baby sucking on his teets.
  

 

Yeah o_O... And the previous ride was even weirder. I'm afraid of what would happen if I actually stayed in Public for longer than 45min. But then again, I was in a Vegan store and the odors caused me to pass out; so there's that.

[Great Unclean One: VK]

I'm guessing we're suppose to talk about weird encounters?

 

Also, dood.

 

I now wish that you didn't say that.

 

Also on a different note, I might get Lost Planet 2.

 

Prepare yourself for Viet Cong surprise attacks Icy.

[Guest JoshIcy]

Also on a different note' date=' I might get Lost Planet 2.

 

Prepare yourself for Viet Cong surprise attacks Icy.

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Been noticing Ive been playing? lol. Its alright. And sorta @ the replies. Im not one that likes "Discuss This"; I started that a year and a half back for my more cryptic topics and hate that I did.

[Great Unclean One: VK]

Also on a different note' date=' I might get Lost Planet 2.

 

Prepare yourself for Viet Cong surprise attacks Icy.

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Been noticing Ive been playing? lol. Its alright. And sorta @ the replies. Im not one that likes "Discuss This"; I started that a year and a half back for my more cryptic topics and hate that I did.

 

Yep.

 

I remember playing the demo.

 

It's good.

 

I've played against Japanese players.

 

I started to commit mass genocide on them along with any other ones in my way.

 

They started to call me Gorilla.

 

They could only win by jumping me with more then 3 people, getting the mechs first, and by camping.

 

If I get it, they won't be able to play Free for all that much then with out dying at random points in the map.

[NeoDemonX]

I seen worst like a guy yelling at a guy in front him and I can go on and on about the stuff I have seen on the buses.

[Limited Edition KING]

• A japanese man who had his baby sucking on his teets.
  

 

WTF?

 

This is the only thing that seems wierd to me.

[Felix Culpa]

We don't have metro buses in the suburbs, but we do get school buses. I remember, back in sixth grade, there was the biggest thing ever to happen on our bus.

 

Well, it started by a 14-year-old throwing a bottle of lotion to the back of the bus, then nail polish from someone else. And then, it starts the biggest fights, I think about 4 or so. Then, someone was stupid enough to call the cops.

 

Luckily, we were near my friends' dad's house and we were able to get off, because we tricked the bus driver into thinking we were his kids, despite the fact we have NO resemblance to his ACTUAL kids who were also on the bus.

[Mehmani]

I've been spat at by someone on a bus before. Another time this guy got on the bus without a ticket and pulled out a knife to the driver. I called the cops and stalled him for about 10 minutes.

 

Then the cops arrived xD

[Great Unclean One: VK]

Dave Chappelle had it harder.

 

He was held hostage on a bus for 45 minutes by a homeless dood fabbing off.

 

[Cin]

We don't have strange bus rides, we just have late buses.

[Orza]

Weird encounters...? Some guy called me a paedophile for looking at what a bunch of girls were doing at our school... Of course I had to wail on him.

[Kitty]

I've never been on a public bus ride basically because we don't have buses(besides school buses) here. ;.;

 

But I do know of a weird yet smart story of a man that my family knows.

 

They said he acted crazy, as in he rode throw town on a bike absolutely naked and walked into the back naked and said he was gonna rob it. They sent him off for about a month. But he came back and acted crazy til he got in his 60s and now he acts normal.

 

He only acted crazy to get him a check started so he could get money. And now they can't take it from him. xD

 

My mom said she was gonna do the same thing.

[Akira]

[*]A woman sucking on her thumb' date=' despite looking perfectly sane.

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I still suck my thumb, just not around others (except Bethy).

 

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[MarbleZone]

Heh, I don't have a lot of stories about bus rides even though I ride it every single day. People don't shower, but what can you do.

 

One time, however, there was a gypsy woman eating canned tuna using her (apparently let grown on purpose) pinky fingernail.

[DarthSuhail]

A bunch of yobo's sitting at the back playing their hip-hop music, while bouncing around the top floor of the bus, they moved to the front and started vandalizing the windows. It was annoying.

[Mehmani]

Heh' date=' I don't have a lot of stories about bus rides even though I ride it every single day. People don't shower, but what can you do.

 

One time, however, there was a gypsy woman eating canned tuna using her (apparently let grown on purpose) pinky fingernail.

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Gypsies are AWESOME.

[Night]

I don't use the bus so, I wouldn't have any stories to tell. I've only been on the bus, three times in my life?

[Mehmani]

I don't use the bus so' date=' I wouldn't have any stories to tell. I've only been on the bus, three times in my life?

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Only THREE times? How do you get around?

[Guest JoshIcy]

I don't use the bus so' date=' I wouldn't have any stories to tell. I've only been on the bus, three times in my life?

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Only THREE times? How do you get around?

 

Personal Transport?

 

@Seb: It's really only "weird" if you do it in public cuz well... yeah >_>. In private, go for broke and rip that thumb UP! If anyone asks why it looks so weird, tell them you Thumb wrestled with the Grapes of Wrath.

[Kotaro]

There was this woman who was slightly fat talking to herself at the back when I got the bus in the early morning, she smelt of something gross. I have many other stories.

[Akira]

I don't use the bus so' date=' I wouldn't have any stories to tell. I've only been on the bus, three times in my life?

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Only THREE times? How do you get around?

 

Personal Transport?

 

@Seb: It's really only "weird" if you do it in public cuz well... yeah >_>. In private, go for broke and rip that thumb UP! If anyone asks why it looks so weird, tell them you Thumb wrestled with the Grapes of Wrath.

 

lol, I do actually have a callus on the knuckle ;_;

 

OT on a coach ride once some really metal looking guy sat next to me and saw me browse past Slayer on my iPod and smiled =)

[Marisa Kirisame-ze]

Recently was on a coach bus packed with just my friends, and I have to say, that was a very weird experience. ((O A o));;

 

But when it comes to actual metro buses and what not, I've never been on one.

[Guest Random Dude]

I stuck my hand out the window and hit a bird

[metalflygon08]

a woman left the kitchen to get on the bus, and was thrown out for sitting in the man's seat and not moving to get him a sandwich!

 

 

obligatory rosa parks allusion...

[Death Metal]

I've been on a NYC subway before.

 

...so yeah.