Creepy Theories

[Lazer Yoshi]

Discuss wierd and creepy theories you've heard about. To me, the oddest one is the Gigyas Theory, based on the final boss on Earthbound. It's a little explicit, but it's mindblowingly freaky.

[Catman25]

2012. ;D

[LiAM]

9/11 hoax.

Loch Ness monster.

2012/ Nibiru.

Vampirism.

Dora the Explorer.

[~Shore]

Two words: National Treasure

 

That s*** is legit man

[Twig]

Ash is in a coma.

[Death Metal]

Ash is in a coma.

 

This. It still blows my mind.

[Plaguespreader Zombie]

Ed, Edd, and Eddy Purgatory Theory and Lavender Tone Syndrome/Mew Variant.

[~Shore]

Never heard of those. Post 'em?

[Lazer Yoshi]

Ash in a Coma Theory

All are extremely freaky in my opinion.

[Plaguespreader Zombie]

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/655075/Pokemon+creepypasta+long+read/

 

The mew one.

[~Shore]

Wow, I know that's not true but it's a pretty freaky story.

[Mehmani]

Meh, the Mew one is kinda weird.

[JG.]

Yeah, it is, but I seriously hate that kind of stories, because I'M CURIOUS AND WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENED AND WHY THEY KILLED THEMSELVES AND WHAT MEW SAID AND- *gets Pokemon Red shoved in face* *plays for 2 minutes*

 

*static*

 

*find me dead*

[CarmaCutter]

Suicide mouse. I didn't sleep after it.

 

"So do any of you remember those Mickey Mouse cartoons from the 1930s? The ones that were just put out on DVDa few years ago? Well, I hear there is one that was unreleased to even the most avid classic disney fans. According to sources, it's nothing special. It's just a continuous loop (like flinstones) of mickey walking past 6 buildings that goes on for two or three minutes before fading out. Unlike the cutesy tunes put in though, the song on this cartoon was not a song at all, just a constant banging on a piano as if the keys for a minute and a half before going to white noise for the remainder of the film. It wasn't the jolly old Mickey we've come to love either, Mickey wasn't dancing, not even smiling, just kind of walking as if you or I were walking, with a normal facial expression, but for some reason his head tilted side to side as he kept this dismal look. Up until a year or two ago, everyone believed that after it cut to black and that was it. When Leonard Maltin was reviewing the cartoon to be put in the complete series, he decided it was too junk to be on the DVD, but wanted to have a digital copy due to the fact that it was a creation of Walt. When he had a digitized version up on his computer to look at the file, he noticed something.

 

The cartoon was 9 minutes and 4 seconds long.

 

 

"After it cut to black, it stayed like that until the 6th minute, before going back into Mickey walking. The sound was different this time. It was a murmur. It wasn't a language, but more like a gurgled cry. As the noise got more indistinguishable and loud over the next minute, the picture began to get weird. The sidewalk started to go in directions that seemed impossible based on the physics of Mickeys walking. And the dismal face of the mouse was slowly curling into a smirk. On the 7th minute, the murmur turned into a bloodcurdling scream (the kind of scream painful to hear) and the picture was getting more obscure. Colors were happening that shouldn't have been possible at the time. Mickey face began to fall apart. his eyes rolled on the bottom of his chin like two marbles in a fishbowl, and his curled smile was pointing upward on the left side of his face. The buildings became rubble floating in midair and the sidewalk was still impossibly navigating in warped directions, a few seeming inconcievable with what we, as humans, know about direction. Mr. Maltin got disturbed and left the room, sending an employee to finish the video and take notes of everything happening up until the last second, and afterward immediately store the disc of the cartoon into the vault. This distorted screaming lasted until 8 minutes and a few seconds in, and then it abruptly cuts to the mickey mouse face at the credits of the end of every video with what sounded like a broken music box playing in the backround. This happened for about 30 seconds. From a security guard working under me who was making rounds outside of that room, I was told that after the last frame, the employee stumbled out of the room with pale skin saying "Real suffering is not known" 7 times before speedily taking the guards pistol and offing himself on the spot. The thing I could get out of Leonard Maltin was that the last frame was a piece of russian text that roughly said "the sights of hell bring its viewers back in". As far as I know, no one else has seen it"

 

You can find it on youtube easily.

[Dad]

Suicide mouse. I didn't sleep after it.

 

"So do any of you remember those Mickey Mouse cartoons from the 1930s? The ones that were just put out on DVDa few years ago? Well, I hear there is one that was unreleased to even the most avid classic disney fans. According to sources, it's nothing special. It's just a continuous loop (like flinstones) of mickey walking past 6 buildings that goes on for two or three minutes before fading out. Unlike the cutesy tunes put in though, the song on this cartoon was not a song at all, just a constant banging on a piano as if the keys for a minute and a half before going to white noise for the remainder of the film. It wasn't the jolly old Mickey we've come to love either, Mickey wasn't dancing, not even smiling, just kind of walking as if you or I were walking, with a normal facial expression, but for some reason his head tilted side to side as he kept this dismal look. Up until a year or two ago, everyone believed that after it cut to black and that was it. When Leonard Maltin was reviewing the cartoon to be put in the complete series, he decided it was too junk to be on the DVD, but wanted to have a digital copy due to the fact that it was a creation of Walt. When he had a digitized version up on his computer to look at the file, he noticed something.

 

The cartoon was 9 minutes and 4 seconds long.

 

 

"After it cut to black, it stayed like that until the 6th minute, before going back into Mickey walking. The sound was different this time. It was a murmur. It wasn't a language, but more like a gurgled cry. As the noise got more indistinguishable and loud over the next minute, the picture began to get weird. The sidewalk started to go in directions that seemed impossible based on the physics of Mickeys walking. And the dismal face of the mouse was slowly curling into a smirk. On the 7th minute, the murmur turned into a bloodcurdling scream (the kind of scream painful to hear) and the picture was getting more obscure. Colors were happening that shouldn't have been possible at the time. Mickey face began to fall apart. his eyes rolled on the bottom of his chin like two marbles in a fishbowl, and his curled smile was pointing upward on the left side of his face. The buildings became rubble floating in midair and the sidewalk was still impossibly navigating in warped directions, a few seeming inconcievable with what we, as humans, know about direction. Mr. Maltin got disturbed and left the room, sending an employee to finish the video and take notes of everything happening up until the last second, and afterward immediately store the disc of the cartoon into the vault. This distorted screaming lasted until 8 minutes and a few seconds in, and then it abruptly cuts to the mickey mouse face at the credits of the end of every video with what sounded like a broken music box playing in the backround. This happened for about 30 seconds. From a security guard working under me who was making rounds outside of that room, I was told that after the last frame, the employee stumbled out of the room with pale skin saying "Real suffering is not known" 7 times before speedily taking the guards pistol and offing himself on the spot. The thing I could get out of Leonard Maltin was that the last frame was a piece of russian text that roughly said "the sights of hell bring its viewers back in". As far as I know, no one else has seen it"

 

You can find it on youtube easily.

 

As Bart Simpson would say:

 

Mickey Mouse is the head of an evil corporation.

[Catman25]

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/655075/Pokemon+creepypasta+long+read/

 

The mew one.

That's freaky. ._.

 

 

How can a simple message induce suicide?

[Tentacruel]

That's not really a theory as much as it is a story. But damn was that creepy as hell.

 

 

And the suicide mouse thing, those screams are from Half-Life 2.

 

So I'm told.

[Catman25]

Everytime I played Red, I always thought to search the 2 patches before Oak. When the time came I forgot to do that. Maybe it was a sign. ._.

[Tentacruel]

Everytime I played Red, I always thought to search the 2 patches before Oak. When the time came I forgot to do that. Maybe it was a sign. ._.

 

Don't go near the grass!!!!!!!

 

Edit: Check this one out, apparently Ash is a crack baby.

 

http://www.pokemopolis.net/frames/love.htm

[White Hollow]

Diego kills Dora for her show +.+

 

R.I.P TV

[Lazer Yoshi]

Ed, Edd, and Eddy Purgatory Theory

I just came up with something to add to this theory.

[spoiler=SPOILER]In that EENE movie, "Big Picture Movie", or something like that, you know how Ed, Edd, and Eddy try to get away from the kids at the culdasack? The prank they pulled was something that was used as an excuse in order to leave purgatory. Eddy's brother at that amusement park was the thing blocking the exit of purgatory. Once they got there, Eddy's brother mistreated Eddy, and there were the culdasack kids behind them. EENE soon realized that they should return to the culdasack, as that purgatory was the only true home where they could live for eternity.

 

[Headmaster Monokuma]

Geez, why must Pokemon things be so creepy?

 

 

Not sure if it counts, but it really game me an unsettling feeling.

[Saturn of Elemia]

The Mew Theory - That sent chills up my spine just reading that.

 

The Suicide Mouse - .....damn.

[Grunt Issun]

Geez, why must Pokemon things be so creepy?

 

 

Not sure if it counts, but it really game me an unsettling feeling.

Woah...so...A game where you kill the people you meet and the pokemon you battle, and then...your pokemon kills you...its not a theory...but its the scariest pokemon related thing ive ever heared of besides the suicides

[Headmaster Monokuma]

Woah...so...A game where you kill the people you meet and the pokemon you battle, and then...your pokemon kills you...its not a theory...but its the scariest pokemon related thing ive ever heared of besides the suicides

 

That's only if you use the Curse. If you don't, they don't die, but the Ghost still does the battle thing.

 

It's creepy as f***.

 

It's the only way I can put it.