Creepy Theories

[Headmaster Monokuma]

The thing is that they never get the starter. Oak never stops them, and they walk into the grass. After that, they see Mew, and then they end up killing themselves. For all we know, that pokemon they caught could be the Mew. Maybe catching the Mew causes the script to show that message that makes them kill themselves for some odd reason. Maybe we don't have enough info to make stuff make sense.

 

In the end, it's fake.

[Grunt Issun]

Its not fake, that s*** actually happened

[Great Unclean One: VK]

Suicide mouse creeps me out.

 

The Mother one creeps me out.

 

Ed edd and Eddy slightly makes sense.

 

Ash's dad is Oak theory makes sense.

 

What's this Mew theory?

[Grunt Issun]

If ashes dad was oak, Gary would be Ashes son, but there the same age

[Womi]

Such a kid wouldn't be able to comprehend and understand this oh so bad message that far.

It would be scared for sure. I bet everybody would be scared. But they aren't forced to suicide. That's psychological nonsense.

[Supreme Gamesmaster]

Every Yume Nikki theory there is. Probably because the game itself is the creepiest thing known to man.

My favorite one is that Madotsuki accidentally killed her lover/friend Poniko and the girl she was babysitting by traffic

Also, lol@mewtheory. Nice horror-movie material, but it's so hilariously implausible it can't exist outside fiction.

[Grunt Issun]

Such a kid wouldn't be able to comprehend and understand this oh so bad message that far.

It would be scared for sure. I bet everybody would be scared. But they aren't forced to suicide. That's psychological nonsense.

You dont know what the message is, you cant say that until you read the message, but you'll just commit suicide

[Plaguespreader Zombie]

If ashes dad was oak, Gary would be Ashes son, but there the same age

 

I have an uncle 3 years older than me, your argument is invalid.

 

Ash could have a brother if Oak is his father - a much older brother, but a brother.

[Grunt Issun]

Okay, I see your point, but its very unlikley

[RestLess-BoTics]

Regarding the Mew Theory: Y'know how there are still 47 cartridges that weren't incinerated?

 

 

 

 

 

CHUCK NORRIS HAS ALL 47 AND HE PLAYS IT EVERYDAY

 

 

 

 

 

tell yo friends

[Ice.]

I laughed at the Mew Theory.

 

It's utter bullcrap.

 

Pokemon Black Theory was...awkward.

[Great Unclean One: VK]

47 left......

 

KENTA!

 

s***!

 

I NEED HIM NOW!

[Kiyo]

Sort of came up with it myself, but if death can be described as an "eternal sleep", then what if this "reality" is really just a dream that triggered through death? I'm no athiest, but I sometimes wonder if it's true.

[Headmaster Monokuma]

I laughed at the Mew Theory.

 

It's utter bullcrap.

 

Pokemon Black Theory was...awkward.

 

It was still interesting to read.

 

And it is. It's... kind of disturbing. Death is inevitable after all.

[Ice.]

It was still interesting to read.

 

And it is. It's... kind of disturbing. Death is inevitable after all.

 

 

True that, true that. Death is, and always will be inevitable, and I've yet to believe there is or will be any way to counter it.

[Great Unclean One: VK]

True that, true that. Death is, and always will be inevitable, and I've yet to believe there is or will be any way to counter it.

 

Technology Singularity.

 

Nuff said.

[Ice.]

Technology Singularity.

 

Nuff said.

 

Death will still be inevitable.

 

We'll probably just prolong it.

[Great Unclean One: VK]

Death will still be inevitable.

 

We'll probably just prolong it.

 

Yeah.

 

Prolong life enough for billions of years.

 

Seriously though.

 

If a technological singularity happens, I call dips on my android body.

[Grunt Issun]

...The elixer of eternity, a liquid that there is very little of, that is said to be hidden dirrectly below the fountin of youth, which is where the fountin gets its properties from, one tiny sip from this elixer, and you remain young forever, (Probably less then 30), your physical fitness doesnt age either, so you can always stay in top condition, its also rumoured to make you completly eternal, no death ever, and any pain you may ever feel will be almost unnoticable

[Ice.]

...The elixer of eternity, a liquid that there is very little of, that is said to be hidden dirrectly below the fountin of youth, which is where the fountin gets its properties from, one tiny sip from this elixer, and you remain young forever, (Probably less then 30), your physical fitness doesnt age either, so you can always stay in top condition, its also rumoured to make you completly eternal, no death ever, and any pain you may ever feel will be almost unnoticable

 

Too bad the fountain of youth is as much bullshit as that Mew story.

[Grunt Issun]

I know, but theres always the possibility, anything is possible, but most of it is unlikley

[RestLess-BoTics]

I'll sell you my fountain of youth for 20 U.S dollars... it doesn't have the elixer of eternity though; I forgot where I put it.

[Womi]

You dont know what the message is, you cant say that until you read the message, but you'll just commit suicide

 

Dear Wynn,

Which theory, how terrible it might be, could be bad enough to actually trigger suicidal feelings? "Your mom is male"? "The cake is no lie"?

And don't say "You don't know the message and you can't say something about it until it's read by you", because this would be ludicrous gibberish.

Our language has a limited amount of words, kids in the mentioned age enjoying a strict Japanese education knowing even less and rather polite ones. And if I were actually fragile enough to kill myself because some badly sprited cat embryo told it to me in a children's video game, I would've thrown this thing away as soon as it started to tell strange stuff. And please, by any means, please keep this "until you read it" argument out of this. They would rather think that this way too long monologue actually refers to the game instead of the real world, and even if they wouldn't, what might make them believe this ugly, unimportant thing appearing on their small monocolored screen tells the truth? Even the worst secret revealed by the oh so bad Mew, programmed by some strange Emo programmer who surprisingly could integrate and read the secret without commiting suicide with a pistol that surprisingly often is close to whoever needs it (I know, he did suicide, but not because of the secret in the first place), could easily be held for a lie and the fact that none of the 104 children resisted it makes it even more unrealistic, since a message told you from a pixelated Pokémon on a screen with really bad quality and formulated in words, that are rather difficult to understand for a Japanese kid should at least from one of them be ignored or switched off or something.

[JG.]

Sort of came up with it myself, but if death can be described as an "eternal sleep", then what if this "reality" is really just a dream that triggered through death? I'm no athiest, but I sometimes wonder if it's true.

 

Matrix. [/discussion]

[Grunt Issun]

Alright, alright, I can tell were this is going