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I just got done watching the Suicide Mouse thing on Youtube - and it wasn't anything special. It wasn't even really that creepy. I'm sure that it was back when it first came out, but nowadays it's nothing. All those screams - I've heard them before in video games and horror movies. I almost chuckled a little bit while watching it - and I went and read the video description during the long blackout scene.

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Go watch the telly, and watch CNN. I've been hearing grandstanding American politicians making up some s*** about pregnant women going to the US illegally to give birth there, then carrying their offspring back to mother country to be reared into a terrorist.

 

Pressed for evidence, aforesaid pols won't - can't - give any.

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That, theoretically, Ichigo could jerk off by... -Gets killed by Ogichi Shirosaki-

 

But seriously.

 

Children's television shows. Damn creepy.

 

And get this- A blue whale was once found with sucker marks the size of dinner platters on it. Judging by a squid's sucker-to-body size ratio, the squid would have to be 120 to 150 feet long- 104 feet longer than the colossal squid, the largest known invertebrate.

 

CoughCthulhucough.

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:o

 

Oh. My. Fricking. God.

 

If this is true...

 

I'm sweating and breathing erratically at this story. I'm serious.

 

God.

 

I need to process this.

 

Oh God.

 

The Origin?

 

Wonder what he says?

 

Mew? The Origin? Are they the same?

 

Professor Oak?

 

I hope this never happens to me.

 

Oh my God.

 

Okay.

 

Calm down.

 

In... Out... In... Out...

 

...

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Arceus created Mew and The Space Trio, Mew used his genetic material to create all other Pokemon, so in a way, Mew is the Origin of Pokemon.

This.

Arceus just gave Mew a little help.

Then mew gave The Pokemon God the middle finger and ran off to do his own thing.

Someone make a Pokemon bible.

 

(mfw it's probably done.)

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http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/6933/pokemonsilvercreepypast.png- Creepy.

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/9372/1279338787563.jpg- Not as creepy, but disturbing, and explains a lot.

[spoiler=Hypno's Poem]

 

Come little children, come with me

Safe and happy, you will be

Away from you're homes, now let us run

With Hypno, you'll have so much fun

 

Oh, little children, please don't cry

Hypno wouldn't hurt a fly

Be free, be free, be free, to play

Come down in my cave with me to stay

 

Oh little children, please don't squirm

Those ropes, I know, will hold you firm

Hypno tells you this is true

But sadly, Hypno lied to you

 

Oh little children, you musn't leave

Your families for you will grieve

Their minds will unravel at the seams

Allowing me to haunt their dreams

 

But surely, all of you must know

That it is time for you to go

Oh little children, you weren't clever

Now you shall stay with me forever.

 

 

- I'll never trust Hypno again.

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