Ohey.

[Db.Wanna-Be]

Hey, it's me, Db.Wanna-Be. The Db stands for "Daniel Bryan", by the way. I came here a really long time ago, under a different name. But I deleted my account and stuff, so I couldn't access it from the log-in. If you're an ancient elder of this website, you may or may not remember me as Swift.

 

So, how was your day?

[Flash Flyer - Sakura]

I'm doing fine, thank you for asking.

Anyway, welcome to YCM

Enjoy your stay here

[Great Unclean One: VK]

Welcome to Der Riese YCM.

 

Do not touch my Red Kool Aidz.

 

Do not touch my banana nut muffins.

 

Do not activate the Die Glocke.

 

Do not touch my adopted son.

 

Do not touch my wife Bridget.

 

Do not turn on the power switch unless you wish to die by a swarm of Nazi Zombies

 

Do not drink any of the Perk-A-Colas.

 

Do not take my trench knife.

 

Do not try to escape.

 

Don't be a religious fanatic, all religions are lies and only serve to make life both harder and easier.

 

Do not troll or I'll torture you, and force you to kill your family, then commit incest with their dead mutilated bodies.

 

Do not spam or I'll force your own hand down your fat throat.

 

Do not create another account or I'll sow your hands together.

 

Do not flame or I'll burn your most beloved to death.

 

Do not adbot or I'll shove a sock full of quarters down your throat.

 

Do not act like a idiot in the TCG or I'll skull f*** your dumb ass.

 

Enjoy your stay at Auschwitz YCM and do not cross me.